Look at movie time

>look at movie time
>it's 2+ hours

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>feature length
>87 minutes

autism

if its over 95 mins i watch at 1.5x speed

Explain why that's bad.

If I watch a movie at the theater when it's over 2+ hours, I can't hold my bladder.
I piss before I go, drink nothing before I go, drink nothing there, but at around 2 hours I'm nearly pissing myself.
Fuck my life.
Maybe I should invest in a portable catheter.

90 minutes is the absolute minimum to be a feature length film

>decide to watch a kino before bed
>it takes 2 hours to decide
>too late to watch it now

Me on Netflix

A feature film is a film (also called a movie, motion picture or just film) with a running time long enough to be considered the principal or sole film to fill a program. The notion of how long this should be has varied according to time and place. According to the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, the American Film Institute, and the British Film Institute, a feature film runs for 40 minutes or longer, while the Screen Actors Guild states that it is 80 minutes or longer.

90 is the minimum. Period. There has never been a good movie less than 90 minutes.

>watching a film Sup Forums recommended
>turns out it's a flick

imdb.com/list/ls057425270/

>load up Sup Forums
>sneed thread on page 1

>GOOD MOVIES UNDER 90 MINUTES
>Zombieland
>Phone Booth
stopped reading. Don't insult my intelligence.

...

>netflix

Scenes will be rushed and the whole film will loose its impact

lose*

Depends on the movie. Some movies work better with brevity and fast pace.

Yeah it has a shit library

Eraserhead
The Killing
Rashomon
Evil Dead
Pi
Following
Persona
Laura

>watch jay's latest recommended flick Lake Mungo
>waste 2 hours just to get one spook

litrrally name five good 2+ hour films in the last 20 years

hardmode: no LOTR

>not using the catalog

>foreign film
>2hrs 10 mins
So what's the reason most asian films are 2hrs+?

>Sup Forums tells me to use MPCHC instead of VLC

>it has no speed settings

Zodiac
The Pianist
The Wolf of Wall Street
Fight Club
The Dark Knight

Nice memes

Because they're mostly not complete and utter shit.

Good reply

no even joking if a film is under 2 hours i consider it a gimmicky short film
how can you put a good story into 90 minutes? actually pisses me off to no end

What a stupid generalization to make. Comedies, action, and horror movies have no business being over an hour and a half.

see

>op never heard of there will be blood

>intelligence
kek

>decide to watch a Lynch film
>it's 3 hours long

Literally me.

1hr50min is optimal time, those extra ten minutes really make it seem more daunting.

>based on historical/real events
>runtime is less than 2.5 hours

>watch a movie in a theater
>have full attention, easy enjoyable experience
>watch movie at home
>constantly want to check Sup Forums like a retard and miss things/pause it and it takes longer to finish
How do I fix this?

I'm surprised Eraserhead was less than 90 minutes because it sure as hell didn't feel like it.

By going to the cinema every time you want to watch a movie.

>watch das boot
>look at runtime

Ritalin

Why are americans so retarded?

>Decide to watch a Lynch film
>It's 18 hours long

Install a home theater in your house, have a guard dog block the door and train it to bite you if you try to leave during the film

>runtime doesn't exist

>watch lav diaz film
>it's 9 hrs
What's the point in making it that long?

If the film isn't between 110-174 minutes its shit

Every Harry Potter kino besides the last one
Eyes Wide Shut

If it's over 95 mins I watch the spoiler review on youtube

Alright, time to watch a true classi-

>3h 36m

NOPE

also effectively 1/4 of the movie is in polish with no subtitles given, and it contains substantial plot

>want to watch LOTR
>remember it is 10 hours long

>watch it anyway
>turn it off after the first intermission