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Reminder that GURM can't into math and proportions

BRAAAAP

Is that "Game of Whores" game almost ready?

How many times you think Jon and Dany are gonna fuck on that boat and once they get to Winterfell.

Which room will they get? Catelyn's? They're the warmest, fit for Dany

Right proper thread

Hmm yess very much so~

Anyone else played the demo?

Thoughts on it?

>Which room will they get? Catelyn's?
I'll fucking do something drastic if this happens.

>Cat's room
Like pottery.

Some of you are okay

Dont go to Valyria tomorrow

Give me the rundown.

Isn't Eyrie 1,300 above sea level? I'd make sense, building something atop of a high mountain
Wall being 300 miles long, that's bullshit

What did CIA say before he die?

Reminder that Jon is brutally killing Gillys brothers

literally what is wrong with any of this

Thoughts Dabid's idea for multiple endings?

aaggghhh...

This can't be happening, I'm in charge here!

how is it like pottery at all?

SHANSHA!

Dany travels to Westeros but her fleet is destroyed in a storm. She makes it to King's Landing on her own and is trying to find a way to rise in power, either appealing to the poor to support her or finding her dragons.

You play a manager of one of Littlefinger's brothels (which has just been shut down by the Faith) and save her in an alleyway. Now she's using you to help her.

It's like one of those "trainer" games.

This mockingbird didnt fly so good

>ey
>ey ben
>do you want to come with me?
>you could come with me
>sit on this horse aswell
>...
>there is no time
>slap horse

>tfw I can't into download because the police of my country blocks the website fro me
Is it a copyright issue?
Are the characters underage of something?

>It's like one of those "trainer" games.
So you mean 16453 hours of grinding followed by some weak animated fap material?

Save me khaleesi!

>mfw the leaks confirmed Stannis' return
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I shubboze my life is offf the taybble ash well

what are the changes from the books that you like?

HUR GUNT BGOMME WORRRL

Reminder that the snowniggers of the north don't deserve the crannogman

I liked that they gave robb a bigger role and developed him more

>Cat treats Jon like shit his whole life
>Cat's family helped destroy the Targaryens
>Jon comes back to conceive the heir to the Iron Throne in Cat's bed

It works.

>>Cat treats Jon like shit his whole life
>this is what jonfags actually believe

aaaggghhh...

Hows it hanging, stannis?

Why did the 20 good men do this?

arya-tywin stuff in harrenhall

They'll fuck in that tower where Jaime and Cersei did
This will trigger Bran to tell them what happened
Then drama bc Jaime just wants to join them but they are pissy

Threadly reminder that Brandon Stark wasnt reaching for a sword, but just trying to kill himself, instead of marrying Cat.

How do you pronounce the way CIA yells out Sansa's name? Why does CIA talk like that?

>t. butthurt Dustin roastie

...

Pretty well
Still alive
Just sitting here in the forest
Doing nothing

Give it to me straight. Would Westeros have been better off divided and if united, not done by the Eternal Targ?

no, there would probably be a lot of wars to conquer shit

>that BBC (Big Brandon Cock) was so good that 20 year later lady Dustin is still butthurt about not getting more of it

Truly /ourguy/

>divided

It was either Aegon or Harren who would take Westeros

Would you rather Iron Niggers or Tardgaryans?

WHERE MY JONERYS BROS AT??

REPORT IN LADS

Divided
If anyone could take westeros, it would be harren
But he would be missing the vale and dorne

What are the chances of CIA being a white walker?

United but who else but Targs or Based Night King could unite them though

Westeros before the Targs had less wars than in the 300 years of Targ rule.

Tardaryens need to fuck off and die.

it is known

' I am old now, a dried-up thing, too long a widow, but I still remember the look of my maiden's blood on his cock the night he claimed me. I think Brandon liked the sight as well. A bloody sword is a beautiful thing, yes. It hurt, but it was a sweet pain.'

>Jaime just wants to join
REEEEE why can't Jaime have a redemption arc by himself, realising what he has done wrong and becoming a better person?
Why is it the only way he can be redeemed is by joining Dany? Can normies not tell a character is good unless they are on 'Team Goodguys'?
D&D must pay for what they have done

Iron niggers
Their so inept at ruling that westeros would fall apart in like a year

Here.

SERIOUSLY I CANT REMEMBER IF ARYA RAN INTO HER WOLF OR IF I HAD A BRAIN BUBBLE. DIDN'T ONE OF THE EPISODES END WITH HER COMING FACE TO FACE WITH NYMERIA? WHY DIDN'T ANYTHING HAPPEN WITH THAT?

Stop acting like there's anyone else

/jonerys/ reporting in

So is Jon the cousin of Dany or something? Is cousin fucking okay?

they burn their dead for a reason

Why was she described as so old? she's be 40 at max.

>t.Jonsafag

How does it feel to know you lost??

...

He's her nephew

Only in the Riverlands/modern Crownlands
pretty much any other land had been firmly into one or another house's domain for centuries

>brandon never got to deflower that prime tully cunny
>his boring beta brother got it instead
george sure does hate chads huh

Forget Jonerys. Where are my /Stannis bros/ at?

Here

>the perfect and rightful king and queen of westeros

So basically Jon just fucked his aunt? fantastic

>Harren was inept at ruling

Balon was Tytos
Harren was Tywin.

She admitted it herself

>WHY DIDN'T ANYTHING HAPPEN WITH THAT?

It was to show that Arya changed too much.

Also please stop shouting.

He can't be /ourguy/ if he'd want no association with us, mong
Cat herself says it. There was a brief respite while Jon was in the verge of death where her maternal instincts kicked in. Noone claims he had a hard life, though, he was loved and well fed. Before the events of GoT that is

not really a change but rory mccann's hound is perfect casting, also season 1's show-only scenes with bobby b

Fewer

That's because the wars never stopped

>1,000 year war over some useless islands

Yeah, even 40 is a stretch
I guess Northern women age horribly, look what happened to Arya and Sansa
OR, gurm can't into women and age

>Val had to be cut because it would be too unbelievable for Jon to fall in love with a chubby goblin when a 10/10 Wildling princess was around

Somehow I haven't seen this one before

Very nice

>implying Brandon Thundercock would wait until the wedding to pop that cherry

Brandon takes what he wants, you can ask Lady Dustin about that.

but she made him wait, she was far purer than that northern slut

Wars are good for economy

>rory mccann was perfect casting

You realize Hound in the book is maybe early 30s, right?

I hope you guys doing it ironically. heir "romance" is pure garbage.

Iron niggers
So hated that the alliance needed to houst them out would last a lot more than post-Bobby's Rebellion unity
Plus they're probably exterminate Iron Niggers completely

Has there actually been a Val romance yet in the books?? Iirc doesn't Jon kind of have a "no way fag" moment with her?

>fish pussy
>pure

Fuck off Hoster, you cowardly worm.

Harren and the rest of the Hoares were pretty good rulers, even if Harren was a cunt. It was mostly Balon with his MUH OLD WAY that gave the ironborn their retardation.

>Jaime
>becoming a better person
pick one

so true

Hoster did literally nothing wrong

O N E
T R U E
K I N G

You're right he's already flawless

t. Jonsafag

Why did balon think they could ever hold on to the north

ikr