Whoah, an Alizée thread!

Whoah, an Alizée thread!

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this is her now

still would.

I was a TATU guy

She won the French Dancing With The Stars a few years back, looked great doing it

And she's still god damn gorgeous!

Lena>Julia

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If dancers weren't 80% gay you'd think it'd be the best athletic sport to get laid.

muhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick

her tits were always amazing!

Straight dancer dudes do very well for themselves
She wound up marrying this dude

Well, that male dancer became her husband, because they met on that dancing show. The dancer was a fan of alizee since he was young. He basicly married his waifu.

Post her tattoos

what a legend

Splendid taste comrade

Op here.
Her tattoos arent the best, she aged pretty well though.

Damn, nice angle

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Yup, she has many nice angles...

Fag. Dem nipples tho

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It is for the remaining 20%

Ah yes, the Seychelle bikini candids

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hot damn I would suck that clit 24/7

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youtube.com/watch?v=iCz8R25hlFI

Ok I will post the video so you can fap.

>that pic
Fuck I miss the early 00's. It was a better time.

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Alizee is superior in every way.
Yeah, they are obligatory to share in every alizee thread. Can you share them all on volafile? I got them too, i dont think i have the original quality though.

Oh yeah, thats the one. I love how you can slightly see the outside shape of her derriere between her ass and the dress when she almost stands up straight.

how do I get a job as a water splasher?

only in france

That's her second husband, though. She got married quite young, and had a kid, which I think soured her career.

She's a bad dancer. Her transitions (I don't know the technical term) are slow and cringey. She's not athletic and it's obvious.

Oh my good god

Says something that she managed to win hands down

god I wish that were me

>goddess body
>ruined by the worst fucking tattoos imaginable
Must every beautiful woman suffer the same fate? Why do they always eventually get to the thought of "well, it's about that time in my life where I fuck up my skin with tramp stamps"?

can you give me a quick rundown?

>"ruined by tattoos"
This line always amuses me because I think these anons would melt like the Nazis at the end of Raiders if they saw some of the chicks I'd fucked

me too, even registered on their official forum.

If only HD was a thing sooner.

It is a terrible curse that the golden age of fapmusickino was the early 2000s
You were lucky to get a 240p flash vid with less pixels than an Atari 2300

>if they saw some of the chicks I'd fucked
First tell us what's shorter, that list or your virgin dick?

Yup, its a pain. Alot of the videos have very bad quality, im pretty sure i have the best quality video of most of her performances though. Luckily, some videos actually have decent quality, so it's not all that bad.

You do realise that their fathers were in there before you, right?

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fishbuttmind

Do you remember him frenchbros?
(Alizée's first husband)

Julia used to be hot, why the fuck would she do that to herself?

better waifu coming through

youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A

Actual mental problems I think

Reminder that when Rachel Riley went on, she ended up fucking her partner and leaving her boyfriend for him
So yes

although her tattoos are tacky as hell, they're pretty cute and girly, they kinda fit her. colorful and cartoony, no skulls and flames and shit.

Yes, and i cry every night thinking about the passionate, sweaty sex they had...

>ruining such a perfect skin with tattoos

No

oh boy

They wouldn't be so bad if they weren't the tackiest tattoos on earth.

Like Snow White with a machine gun, seriously?

fucking hot

Yeah but snorks are cool though

cant remember how often i fapped to this

I was embarrassed thinking their first album was genuinely good back in the 90s

but now we have post-post-irony and PC Music so I don't feel so embarrassed anymore

but while we're on the subject of nostalgiawaifus...

>dwn steal your sunshine

By all the Gods combined...

Caucasians age like shit... she's fucking 30 and looks like shit

Back in the day there was a trashy French porn star called Decibelle who cashed in on a passing resemblance to Alizee
She did a strip show in a schoolgirl outfit to "Moi Lolita" and when the grainy shitty little vid got online some people actually thought it was Alizee
She was pretty skanky though, wonder where she is now

I think she got those terrible tattoos, knowing they were terrible. She was literally without any fault, and that surely took a toll, when literally every male seeing her, not being able to not approach her and try getting close to her, so they can fap to her smell later. Those tattoos meant she is now a human with faults, when the truth is, she is playing 4D chess. She truly is perfect after all...
Specifically caucasians? Tell me, which other "race" age better than caucasians.

Beta bucks, Chad (ex husband) fucked and dumped

>yellow teef

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>corsicans
>caucasian

My Sup Forums sense is tingling

you think he has more money than her?

Yes, she was basically broke after she failed her albums since 2004, she just needs a provider and baby sitter, because Chad dumped her old ass

how do you know so much about her finances

I..I need that vid

the only reason whites appear to age like shit is because whites actually make it to old age