>wants to be an action star before she gets too old looking >says she started getting into ax throwing as if it was this new skill she picked up while "acting" >goes so far as to challenge Jimmy to an ax throwing contest on TV in front of millions >goes so far as to tease him by pretending to be about to throw the ax at him when he goes to check his first attempt which missed the wood completely >goes even further and tries to startle Jimmy so that he messes up and doesn't even care that startling him while he tries to throw an ax might get him hurt >can't even throw an ax properly to the point that she gets the motion all wrong and makes the ax spin more than it should for the blade to hit the wood >throws the ax 3 times and still can't figure out that she's putting too much movement into her throw >gets beaten in an ax throwing contest by a skinny, goofy comedian who has probably never trained to do anything but because he is a man he has enough logic, spatial awareness and dexterity to figure out how to throw the ax so it sticks to the wood. >starts screaming about it like a sore loser and starting hitting the wall with the ax. >clearly annoyed that she couldn't even score a single point and pretends to laugh it off when Jimmy goes to give her a hug.
Well the outcome probably WAS scripted. Jlaw is obviously supposed to win, they just had to improvise when she couldn't physically do it.
Connor Evans
they're not throwing bodyspray user.
Charles Cox
??
Jayden Wright
they're throwing tomahawks which are a native American thing.
Eli Nelson
She gets paid and makes a living acting. She's also one of the most recognizable people in America as a result of her acting career. She's an actress.
James Flores
That's not a tomahawk, you dumbass. They're throwing standard hatchets that you can buy at any hardware store.
Juan Powell
It's not like axe throwing was ever only done by Natives, man.
Luis Jones
>ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17186303 >Though female athletes were significantly stronger (444 N) than their untrained female counterparts, this value corresponded to only the 25th percentile of the male subjects >The results of female national elite athletes even indicate that the strength level attainable by extremely high training will rarely surpass the 50th percentile of untrained or not specifically trained men. lol
Lucas Howard
So it's "scripted" the same way that the Super Bowl or any kind of sporting event or other unscripted event is scripted. Hey, bozo, stop being a dum-dum and start using your noggin!
Charles Rivera
I want to cut Jennifer Lawrence open and decorate the room with her blood and entrails.
Jaxon Rodriguez
>women
Xavier Mitchell
thats not appropriation. Appropriation would be something like dressing up as and impersonating a marine. It's highly disrespectful. A native indian chief's head garb is also offensive to wear if you are not the chief of a tribe. Just doing something another culture does when it is not offensive is NOT appropriation, you could argue it is representation.
John Kelly
feels scripted, here reactions fell scripted
Lincoln Sanchez
memegender
Michael Young
>she was only pretending to be retarded Ah, the ol' troll classic!
>half a man is still better on average than a complete woman
Mason Young
It is scripted. It's always all scripted you idiots. What happened here was a bit of improv when Jlaw couldn't fucking throw the axe right.
Jace White
>cut out the yeah motherfucker boo
Adam Miller
what the fuck is he saying after taking a sip
Levi Cooper
STOP SAYING "AX"
DIPSHIT
Charles Torres
Holy shit stop making threads about her. No one here likes her and you probably :^)
Gavin Cooper
what are those things on his mouth?
Logan Butler
He's saying "if you're a numale you'll be the target of Jack Axes™"
Wyatt Ward
I hope you aren't this stupid. British actors/actress are more recognizable than any American actress in American. Shes plain.
Jonathan Parker
People don't like to accept the truth that men are physically more capable than women.
Men and women have different bone structure, different heights, different muscular structure, and different hormone levels. Not to mention different cognitive abilities (most common example being spatial awareness).
But no worries, we should definitely have women soldiers on the front lines!
Jayden Carter
Natives didn't have metal axes until the settlers sold them to them.
jimmy is actually a world-renowned axe-throwing champion. he always has some axes and targets laying around backstage so he can keep in practice. he obviously muffs the first throw on purpose to let her win. when it becomes obvious she doesn't have any idea what she's doing, he hits the target in the nuts and then the head. dumb bitch should have done some research before challenging him.
Chase Hill
bloody racist you are
Ryder Harris
Nah she missed on purpose it was in the script she's actually really good at throwing axes.
Eli Young
sure why not
Michael Long
He's got a beard and he's drinking beer, guess.
Caleb Gonzalez
Ax.
Luke Hernandez
Racist much? the act itself is cultural appropiation
Aiden Wilson
Fucking cringe
Jack Cox
Non-/k/ fag here, what's wrong with that picture?
Samuel Richardson
She's pointing the fucking gun at her self. You don't have to be /k/ to realize that's a bad idea.
Ethan Myers
>see random comedy sketch on talk show >spend hours writing a huge post about how you hate all women for Sup Forums delete /r9k/
Nicholas Taylor
Well she'd definitely win the fellatio competition.
John Lee
Ah, I didn't even see the gun.
Anthony Rivera
Is there anything she can't do?
Ayden Morales
That's debatable, fags give notoriously good head.
Bentley Lee
you would know you botty man
Elijah Fisher
This. If the idea of a man blowing me wasn't repulsive I'd much rather have someone who owns a dick give me head.
Cooper Jenkins
act? say anything even remotely insightful?
Carson Evans
Her outfit is terrible.
James Perez
I'm sure you can figure out what's wrong with this one
Elijah Peterson
Look at the girl in the far back. There's two men reaching down to help her up and she can't even do a little hop to grab their hands.
Christopher Thomas
I got my dick sucked by a tranny once. It was alright but not mindblowing.
In my experience the best cocksuckers are black women.
James Young
this i thought she was holding a microphone
Asher Taylor
Common sense; A man has a dick so he knows what feels good on a dick.
Dominic Nelson
something you wanna tell us?
Eli Robinson
how much do those backpacks even weigh?
Cooper Sanchez
well, at least she kept going
Colton Davis
Between 60 to 100 pounds. Considering this is training it should be closer to 100.
Isaiah King
now imagine that in combat
Jonathan Moore
Doesn't matter how fucking tired you are, you shouldn't be using your gun to support your weight and you sure as shit shouldn't be putting its muzzle under your chin while doing it
Grayson Sanders
Do people go to combat with their backpacks on?
Tyler Lee
The funny thing about combat is you often never know when or where it's going to be. The point is every soldier should be prepared to handle the worst. Also if you can't carry the backpack you can't carry other things, like a wounded fellow soldier.
Matthew Scott
>Do people go to combat with their backpacks on?
John Campbell
hmm...
Jason Morales
did you also see that she's leaning her rifle against her stomach?
Jose Jones
She's pointing both the handgun and the rifle at herself
Christian Edwards
No, they have pages that wear the equipment for you
Colton Sullivan
>Is combat related to backpack?
David Carter
yes
Levi Wilson
Took me literally 10 min to figure how to throw knives, axes and shit when I was a kid.
