Cleanse the world of pirates

>cleanse the world of pirates
>fucking pirates
>sadistic, thieving psychopaths
>be painted as the bad guy
>get curse
>live in a cave for decades as ghosts
>finally get your life back
>in the end be left to drown with all your crew
What the FUCK were they thinking?

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lol

>giving away the compass releases them to hunt down jack
>even though jack had given it away in previous movies with no consequences

Pretty poetic and sad when you think about it

>pretty poetic
Lol

Post yfw "Treasure."

I was fucking yelling at the screen in the last 10 minutes

Why couldn't they all just get away,it's not like the crew wouldn't be happy to live without the curse

they just leave them to drown

Yack Barrow :D

This guy is actually handsome but why do they keep casting him in ugly characters?

floating hair effect is pure kino though

It's a shame this movie sucked, it was a good roll for Bardem. Of all the historical settings you could do the age of piracy in the Caribbean was one of the most sensible to have a Spanish guy in it.

Nothing can match the Lovecraftian heights of the second film tbqh

>hates pirates more than anything else
>5 minutes into the movie kills the entire crew (minus one) of a navy ship that is chasing pirates

This

They were British, he was Spanish. It made sense.

It is betray the compass fag,or more likely betray yourself. Jack always wanted something he lent it to get what he wanted and knew he would get it back but this time he gave up didnt want it and just wanted to get drunk.

Clearly written by a retard. They're hyping that guy as the new Davy Jones.
>Becomes finally human
>Loses all his power
>Drowns
Quick let's shoot that scene everybody was looking for, Orlando Bloom out of his cave meets what's her name again. CRIIIIIIIINGE

What's with this Lovecraft meme all over Sup Forums?

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Well here's what doesn't make sense:

How in the name of Neptune's dick did he even know who Jack Sparrow was? He only said he *looked* like a sparrow up in the crow's nest. Jack was a nobody, not even a captain, who seized the moment and pulled out a surprise win, trapping Salazar in the Devil's Triangle, but Salazar somehow not only "names" this nobody, but also knows that he, by sheer fucking coincidence, picks up the nickname and goes on to become a notorious pirate captain.

let it happen, it's to get rid of redditors

why didn't barbossa just swim to the surface?

This is the thing that irks you? He's a fucking cursed skelly along with his entire crew and skelly ship. He can SENSE who is responsible for the curse.

Davy Jones effect still looks amazing. Must've been hilarious on shoots, though.

Did Jack and his crew "sense" his new nickname. too?

They just can't get villains right anymore after the trilogy. Fitting considering both subsequent movies were obviously cash-ins and Depp has debts to pay.

It's magical plot points, Poseidon's tridents and biblical meme scenes. I ain't godda explain shit.

Well you're sure as hell trying to.

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Sucks because both Blackbeard and Salazar were good casts. But the characters were badly written.

I think you forgot something, user:

Hey, ho, ho
It's one for all for one
And we'll share-and-share-alike with you and love you like a son
We're gentlemen of fortune and that's what we're proud to be
And when you're a professional pirate
You'll be honest, brave, and free
The soul of decency
You'll be loyal and fair and on the square
And most importantly-
When you're a professional pirate
You're always in the best of company!

>HMS Endeavour fights two half rotten badly crewed ships
>loses

scene when he walks into collapsing deck was great but COME ON THIS SHIP WOULD WIPE THEM ALL

>that's no ship, it's a shipwreck!
>bad guy says the title of the movie
The intro of the movie was jewish textbook movie-making 101.

It is as if you forgot when the Kracken appeared, or when Calypso caused a massive maelstrom to come into being.

Not to mention that according to Naval command structure, the captain of a vessel is still in command even if there's someone of higher rank onboard. The captain didn't need to wait for Beckett's order to open fire.

You're forgetting the Dutchman can literally not be destroyed. They would have lost in the end. Pearl would be toast tho

Dutchman itself - sure. But crew was not immortal, so in the end my guess it should be HMS vs shattered Pearl and Dutchman with one crew member (captain)

I don't get why Will was all barnacled up. The reason Davy jones' crew looked like that was because they did not do their jobs. Did Will not do it either?
Also, the Queen anne's revenge should have been able to repel Salazar and crew. Giant flamethrower, magical ropes and shit. Where were they? All in all, even though all the characters were there, this movie did not feel like a proper continuation of the previous ones.

Should have integrated the Triangle more into the established afterlife cosmology and avoided the bullshit retcons about the compass. Have Salazar actively seek an escape from his limbo state through figuring out how to use a Green Flash and interfering with Will's ability to do his job. Or have his escape in conjunction with a blood moon or some shit to add to the astronomy parts of the movie.

Why was Will Turner even in this movie?

Weren't the Dutchman's crew basically undead, since the whole point of joining the crew was to evade death? Not to mention the crew is literally part of the ship.
The only way the EITC could win is if some random Brit managed to sneak onto the Dutchman and sacrificed his freedom by stabbing the heart. Not to mention no one was forcing the pirates to fight the armada anymore now that the immortal tentacle dude was out of the way.

Shut up hombre.

What N-64 game is this?

you can blame anglos making pirates national heroes

Might want to type a bit faster, anonitan

I'm disappointed that Barbossa didn't use the Queen Anne's Revenge and the powers he stole from Blackbeard to try to fight Salazar Monster Ship vs Monster Ship.

Yeah I remember watching this movie and wondering what the fuck is wrong about exterminating pirates

Salazar did nothing wrong

>Beaners
>Doing anything right

glad that fag got deported

Spain is white.

>Spaniard
>Beaner

That's like calling the British "burgers"

>OP is a faggot
Would you say that to him, please?

a """"""""""""""""scientist"""""""""""""""

>Queen Anne's Revenge fucking disappears from the entire movie
>Barbossa's daughter doesn't even inherit it

whorerologist

and what happened to the Silent Mary? Assuming it was fully repaired once the curse was lifted