What would you do if you were Jumper?

What would you do if you were Jumper?

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shit tons of crime

(also which is a better power, Jumper or Hollow Man?)

Start delivery company.

Jump

Kill pedophiles from Sup Forums

keep someone's chest and arms warm

jump to the moon and bring back proof of glass structures

Jumper. You can literally go anywhere at anytime.

Jump her

Rape..?

Jump into your mother's bedroom and cum in her underwear

Rape. Lots of rape.

start raping teens.

How does he know where to jump? For instance how does his power know to transport him at some place and not stick him between a wall? How does he travel to other countries if he hasen't even seen them in pictures? His powers are limited to what he actually sees yes?

how would you do it and can police, authorities, via etc ever be able to realistically catch you

just teleport to any place, rape and go back.

mostly rape, and maybe jump to to giza pyramids or an island for a break in raping.

leave the house

i usually stay in because i am scared about having to take a bad shit but there's no bathroom nearby

>implying we watched that garbage

watch the movie

what happened to his career?

Which ever allows easy rape

oh yeah that movie existed

Jump out the movie theater when I was dragged to it by my retard friend

I think he quit of his own accord and bought a farm or something

it's been several years since I saw it. Refresh my memory please

How did he launder all that money to pay for this fancy studio and cozy life?

he still makes films, he owns an independent film studio with his brother

everywhere he has splooged he can jump so he just beats off in corners of libraries and stuff to make jump spots

Try to suck a great deal less.

>pick one random person to get to know really well
>become close friends
>show the ability once and pretend like it never happened
>watch their descend into madness trying to rationalize/explain it

Rape.

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Jump from computer to computer making prequel memes

Start a high speed, high priority delivery business and make a lot of honest money, zero rape

How often do you need to shit. You should stop eating so much you fat fuck

Play this song on repeat all day uree day while I teleport places and shit.

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>Have the skill to teleport anywhere in the world
>Still don't want to leave house

it shis worth watching?

i jump.

Arrange things so I lose a lower-leg for Disability bucks, steal stuff and food as I need it, shitpost all day.

Since I don't need a car, sell it and supposedly take the bus to places, but really just jump there.
No.

Make a few million bucks by stealing the petty cash of high end stockbrokers.

Live off that.

Take acting classes.

Not enough rape for my taste

Go to the moon and further until I can get to the asteroid belt and make billions selling resources.
>Make a contract with the Chinese for instant delivery with a good pay rate of about ~$50 and increase on weight/size.
It still leaves cheaper shipment options, but there's the option of instant/day delivery.

not a bad idea, just need a spacesuit.

Pitch it to someone rich as a huge investment.

Elon Musk.

"I made a wish on a genie and have gained the ability to teleport for the next year circa 2 hours ago. I can help you get at stuff in and out of space, let's make some money."

>I made a wish on a genie and have gained the ability to teleport for the next year circa 2 hours ago.
What's the point of this bit? Have you not seen the film?

Push > Jumper

Personally, I love this movie. It isn't great, but I've always wanted to be able to teleport and it's a fun watch if you're into that.

id literally make isis convert to Christianity by pretending to be an angel sent by God himself, and if they continued to harm innocent people, i would escalate the supposition

Jump on the moon, maybe mars.

I'd steal money too, like him, but small amounts from various places, instead of 1 bank

Never use the power for fear that I would die and be replaced with a clone at the destination

id black every white bitch with muh dick all at once.

>Snatch pedophiles out of their mom's basements
>Drop them in shark tanks

Based Hayden sounds redpilled AF, desu

Drive.

trekposters plz leave

also, when you go to sleep, how do you know that your conscious self doesn't die every time you fall asleep, only to be replaced by a new consciousness with the old one's memories every time you wake?

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Once you get the hang of being a jumper, I would go with that. You can go anywhere, anytime and never have to work a day in your life just by jumping into a few bank vaults.

IT WASN'T HAYDEN'S FAULT GOD DAMN IT
YOU TRY WORKING WITH LUCAS-TIER DIALOGUE

Pretty much what anakin does for the most part, except maybe be more low key about it. Jump all around the world, attend unique events, jump people i dislike into volcanoes. The simple life

Just go to a different country dummy

Underrated

>they start fucking the sharks

Actully this would be a real concern for some people, because for quantum phisics you must be completly destroyed to be able to teleport anywhere
But who care about existensialismis problem when you can do whatever you want

Jump

Literally this. Make a ton of money legit.

Based raepposters

Kill Sup Forums pedophile killers from Sup Forums.

Just steal billions from banks.

Fuck KStew

I remember hearing on the radio or maybe some podcast a lengthy discussion of whether the host could get to the moon with jumper powers assuming they didn't work with a space agency. Like could they somehow get into a NASA facility (keep in mind you would need to see the inside of the building to jump into it). Then once they are in the facility find a spacesuit that fits them (are they custom made for every astronaut, do they have sizes like regular suits?) What kind of prep do the suits need before you can just fuck around in space, is there some special process or do you just strap on the helmet and have at it? Was pretty funny wish I could remember where I heard it.

>Sharks are into it

Get monies probably in the same way he does and just stay at home like usual tbqh.

Now there's an underrated movie.

delivery company to launder your stolen bank vault money

you can't travel through time

jump into the ISS with gopro and prove to the world whether it is real or not

Confidential information courier for back channel political discussions that need complete secrecy

How is he not far?

is that the bad guy from the star wars

>get money and shill meme
that's just your average person wish being projected into it
if you had the jumper's power you'd feel like you were wasting your time just by living normally

Hollowman is really limited. you're nude and can't sneak anything with you. After you stepped on something and cut your dirty foot the 3rd time. you would give up and just want to be normal again.

most modern banks don't have a lot of cash on hand. you would be better off ripping off ATMs.

Your best bet is any kind of business used to launder money. Restaurants, antique stores, any place that sells MTG

yeah, but this isn't a movie world, where knowledge of the underworld can be obtained by beating up a random street thug.

just jump away with ATMs randomly all over the world. jump to another country with the cash. exchange it into another currency. then stash it.

I'm not saying to hit actual laundering facilities, just the kinds of businesses that are used for it, since the reason they're used is that they're cash heavy

I thought about it for a while and I think it would be rape.

victimizing mostly innocent hard working small businesses. instead of stealing from the (((eternal banker))). which probably has insurance to cover their losses.

It's literal theft either way. Your morals are fucked if you think they're different.

it is a lot less darker shade of grey to steal from those that deserve it or can absorb the losses with little trouble.

Same thing MC did. Steal banks and free travels around the world.

That. Probably it'll come in handy for the two times the week I've to get out.

>realize they enjoy sweet consensual shark sex more than fucking kids

It's not gray either way. Theft is immoral