Hello Sup Forums
I am what you might call a "D-List" internet celebrity, and I have recently been invited as a guest on the Joe Rogan Experience, after I met Joe through a mutual friend.
I am scheduled to go on in the next 2 weeks.
Are there any questions or comments Sup Forums would like me to bring up? Preferably non-meme questions so I'm not immediately associated with you autists.
Never listened to his podcast but his stand up was pretty good.
Ask him what's his favourite sountrack.
Sargon? I love your videos based Sargon.
Ask him about all the different animals that could rip you apart and be sure to tell Jaime to pull shit up every 2 minutes
Would he let Brock Lesnar fuck him?
Ask him about his chickens
fake and gay
Destiny, just ask him about right wingers
Ask him why he is still sucking Connors dick after a 40 year old midget with brittle hands walked him down and toyed with him in front of the world
bring a measuring tape with you and determine his true height
Tell joe hes a big guy
Literally anyone besides a top boxer would get toyed with by mayweather, stop being a contrarian faggot
>CONNORS SO POWERFUL BRO ONE LEFT IS ALL IT WILL TAKE BRO
>mayweather laughing and joking as he walks him down
Connorfags are delusional
this
Is your chair raised as high as it can go?
if you don't sneak this into a convo you are a cuck and a faggot
make sure you do it nonchalantly, like mid-sentence you say "i mean, you're a big guy, uhh - for me, at least"
Ask him for some elk backstrap.
this, if you do you'll be remembered forever
Ask him would he go into a cage with a horny gorilla that is on LSD.
Pressure him on his actual beliefs. He always tries to flop towards the opinion of whichever guest he has on at the time and I have a feeling he would make himself look a little silly trying to explain some concepts.
Ask him whether he believes in a more free market system or not and why.
Ask him in his opinion if he thinks they will study marijuana and find huge problems with it in the future (just like cigarettes and alcohol)
Ask him if he thinks internet porn has a negative effect on people.
Ask him why he shits on football cte but he never shits on mma cte
Ask him what he thinks about the effects of childhood molestation
try to derail conversations into ancient civilization as often as possible, it can't get old
Ask him where he gets his ideas from.
bring up all of these mayors who have been accused of pedophelia and talk about all the elite pedos
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Don't bother with the 3rd question, Joe's such a massive pothead that he refuses to even acknowledge the negative effects of weed.
He has already addressed his beliefs on all these questions if you are actually an avid watcher of the podcast
THIS
I'd really enjoy this
Vehemently disagree with everything he says, even if you contradict yourself
If I get dubs you have to do it OP
make a thread on Sup Forums asking them about negative effects from smoking weed. THEY WILL spam with tons of shit like this, collect them, memorize them, and bring them up during the podcast.
dubs for this
THIS
Ted did an episode of ellen?
Whats the story behind this?
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THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)
THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST
TO POP YOUR:
ALPHA BRAIN
SHROOMTECH
KRILL & MCT OIL
PRIMATE CARE PILLS
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>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE
>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA
DUDE BOOOOM LMAO
DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE
>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"
Joe Rogan, 2015
>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING
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cue the hempforce mustard
Pretty sure conor is laughing too after he managed to swindle the boxing guys into letting him jump straight into a match against the current best boxer (how in the f....) for 100 mil+ (holy shit)
Id love to see joes reaction to this
for you
Argue with Joe about weed, guaranteed powder keg waiting to go off.
Well done Connor millions to prove you can't fight. Next he retires after never defending a single title.
I dont believe OP but in the small chance hes telling the truth, this
Tell joe it's just an egg sandwich jesus
came for this. Interrupt him while he's talking and say it.
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was it autism?
Tell him SSRI's aren't the fucking devil just cause one of his friends had terrible side effects from them.
>SSRI's aren't the fucking devil
but they are
should only be prescribed if someone is so depressed they can't leave their bed
Is there a reason you disagreed with me and then proved my point exactly one sentence later?
Why would someone take them if they weren't depressed?
I want Joe to say this at the start of every single episode.
SSRI's get prescribed like free candy in the US for anyone who is "feeling down"
this is some prime powerful joe rogan right now with brendan schaub. first rich piano then iphone then chicks taking selfies
>it's another schaub sucking joe's cock episode
joe powerfully shat his pants
fuck i din't know it was on yet, and it's almost over.
fritz harbour come on joe this has got to be a joke