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>SELECT 6 OF YOUR FAVORITE PARTS

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1-3: Act like OG Douglas Jones
4-6: Act like Dougie
7-9: Dress like Dougie
0: Act like Dale Cooper
Dubs: Do it for a week
Trips: Do it for a month (777: Mr. Jackpots)
Quads and above: Do it for the rest of your life

Kyle is a CUTE!

Reminder that the Fireman caused James' motorbike accident, which made him mildly retarded and prone to provoking bar brawls, so that Freddie could get involved in one of them and end up in the Sheriff's station cell.

What a Machiavellian bastard.

posting in the last /tpg/

Friendly reminder that its been confirmed that "The Return" has been renamed "season 3" in order to proceed with a season 4 and wont confuse people. It confirms that Season 4 is already in pre-production. (Pic is season 3)

>11 that high

It's objectively the worst one.

why did Lynch send a photoshopped photo of his table?

what the FUCK is his problem?

>he actually made the table

K I N O

>posting in the last /tpg/

SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kyle is for ____!

given the precision and fit and finish I very much doubt he "made" made it. it looks like a professional job.

also d'aww the drawer looks like a lil burd on a branch

fuck it

Who started drinking fine Bordeaux because of The Return?

Lynch is a professional

a professional cutie

>JENSEN: What was your favorite Cooper?

>LYNCH: I love them all. I don’t know what type of person, but there must be a lot of them that just love Dougie. Kyle did such a good job as Dougie. You want to have a Dougie at home, to take care of and sit with and have cake and stuff.

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Did he really say this? That's lovely.

yes he did.

I assume he stopped himself before ending the sentence with "...and rape"

>David Lynch made a fucking table while Twin Peaks was on the air
what did you do with your time /tpg/

Dougie haters btfo

>ywn own a prime-Kyle Dougie

The lewd possibilities would be endless.

I'm fairly sure he has the technical skill and the equipment to do that and more.

But I wasn't talking about that. Lynch had sketched the design back when the show started airing, and it sort of became a meme, so it was surprised to see the real thing.

Just rewatched FWWM missing pieces. Need some help /tpg/

>So who is Judy? Why is Jeffreis looking for a woman in that hotel?
>When did Sarah Palmer became possesed by her?
>Whats the jumping man role?
>What happens with agent Desmond? Where did he go?
>Were those woodsmen in the black lodge the same ones as 3x08?

Are we still depressed lads?

>LYNCH: Amazing, amazing job, Kyle did, amazing. Kyle came out of this smelling like a rose! Not a blue rose! [laughs]

Thread theme.
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Just a tad.

>So who is Judy? Why is Jeffreis looking for a woman in that hotel?
I can't talk about that
>When did Sarah Palmer became possessed by her?
Never
>Whats the jumping man role?
Nothing. The lad leaps.
>What happens with agent Desmond? Where did he go?
Non-existence
>Were those woodsmen in the black lodge the same ones as 3x08?
Yea

muh heart

just sing a sad song

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>I love them all
so why did he make coop suffer so much?

Post your favorite TP music

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I'd be happy to have endless seasons until he dies, knowing that Lynch will always solve some mysteries, while introducing new huge ones, so that he can keep making the show and it will always be unfinished
I'm happy that he has his goose back

tfw you get snubbed in the soundtrack album in favor of JUST YOU

I can try this

I downloaded the oficcial ost from 3rd season and even it has some of the songs, there are a lot which are missing.

Is there any unnoficial compilation with every song? Including those Badalamenti ones like when Cooper says goodbye to Janey and Sonny?

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Anything dark jazz-esq

Rolland

there are 2 soundtracks m8

one for OH ANGELO and the other for Roadhouse stuff

:3

>JENSEN: The episode where the Log Lady died was so shattering. What was it like for you to guide Catherine Coulson through those scenes?

>LYNCH: It was, you could say, extremely emotional. But thank goodness it was done. Catherine passed away four days after she shot that scene. Certain things came together just in the nick of time.

FOUR

DAYS.

holy fuck.

>"Closure. I keep hearing that word. It's the theater of the absurd. Everybody knows that on television they'll see the end of the story in the last 15 minutes of the thing. It's like a drug. To me, that's the beauty of 'Twin Peaks.' We throw in some curve balls. As soon as a show has a sense of closure, it gives you an excuse to forget you've seen the damn thing."

Is he right?

holy shit, what a trooper tho. I didn't know it was so soon after filming that she died, I was thinking it was like a month or so.

The way you're feeling right now? Yeah. That's what happens when you cross paths with a master troll. Enjoy your pain.

well imagine how much less season 3 would be talked about if it had ended at 17 with cooper leading laura to safety
also does this means perhaps season 4?

I select Ernie Niles.

how mad are you?

Ernie Niles strikes again.

Alright

congrats on finding the most revolting frame in the whole of twin peaks

You are the best poster.

Heh-ray...

Why did Lynch have Shelly cuck Bobby?

HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOO

I really dont think we'll see it, from either death or lack of interest/funding on either side. I would rather lynch make more unique stuff tbqh

What's so revolting about licking strawberry jello off your fingers?

so who was the one under the moon on blue pine mountain? Also the way he says that about the scene, it makes it look like he's just happy that the scene got done before she died kek
What an incredible woman

>hey halpert

Not necessarily. Anyway you can argue Twin Peaks had closure. If you ended it on Part 17 that probably would've satisfied more people. Part 18 is more like the beginning of a new story.

ROLLING

definitely is
and alternatively, the fact that there wasn't a lot of closure has made a fucking lot of people angry that the whole show didn't matter, when of course it does

probably nothing.

Hawk got there and she was like SIIIIKE. FUCK YOU HAWK LAWL.

classic log lady prank

So that when we get season 4 in another 25 years they can finally realize they're meant to be together while Otis Redding plays in the background.

>JENSEN: One of many amazing scenes that Gordon had this season was that amazing piece of comedy when the French Lady that he’s entertaining in his hotel suite has to leave. What was the inspiration for that elaborate exit?
>LYNCH: Albert. It’s great watching Albert see this mess.
I love this answer

>Gordon Cole gives SPECIAL AGENT DALE COOPER (Richard) and LAURA PALMER (Carrie Page) assignments to carry out in the shadowrealm

>FRANICH: Quick follow-up question: What is the story with Billy?
>LYNCH: [Laughs] [Does not answer]
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Now, we're not gonna talk about Richard
In fact, we're gonna leave him out of it

You don't ever want to know about that

If Ontkean wouldn't come back, why even have Sherriff Truman? Hawk is someone we're familiar with, why not make him Sherriff?

>tfw even in life you dont get closure
>Mother argued with grand -mother a few days before a heart attack pretty much killed instantly grand-mother: no closure
>My wife founds who her real father was after he died: no closure
>Friend dies in a car accident before I could thank him for all these years of support
etc.

man... thinking about closure makes me feel depressed

WHO DO YOU THINK THAT IS THERE

PUT IT DOWN!

(1/2) The Date Feb 23 is 2/23, but if you mirror it is 32/2 which is the number for the YALE ORDER of SKULL & BONES. The Bonesmen own Bohemian Grove where there is an OWL SHRINE 30' tall made of concrete and iron. The Atomic Bomb and the Manhattan Project were planned at Bohemian Grove in a Sept 1942 meeting. BOB might be BROTHERHOOD OF BONESMEN. Leland Palmer the name of the possessed lawyer. LE LAND PALMER - THE LAND GRABBER.... America went around pushed by the Elite from first Harvard and then Yale, the skull and bonesmen, Genociding the Native Americans, the Mexicans, the Cubans, the Filipinos, the Hawaiians. The elite of Harvard ascended and used the elite of Yale to continue the killing, but the Harvard elite still want their cut their garmonbozia. This is the story of Mike and Bob going around killing in perfect unity, until Mike saw the face of GOD, this is the story of the drug running opium families(Forbes, Roosevelt, Delano,) who's descendants are the Black lodge inhabitant that control the Corporations that control the world by controlling technology (electricity, nuclear, biomedical cloning, media, entertainment, education). These black lodge inhabitants have created a false reality that all the world is living in, the lies and propaganda that lead to constant warfare, and purposeful drugging and sexual drepravity and destruction of independent families and states and countries Yes, Frost is reputed to really know the esoteric and occult, but Lynch's father was in the US forestry studying the radioactive fallout all over the US. Like the land grabber Leland Palmer I think there is a message in Gordon COAL..... When Dale and Coal see each other they say GORDON! COOPER! Gordon Cooper was a NASA astronaut like Gus Grissom. GUS road in the LIBERTY BELL 7.

(2/2) ...Could the pins they all wear actually be in remembrance of GUS GRISSOM? As young boys both Lynch and Frost were enamored of the SPACE PROGRAM and in 1967 on 1/27 the American hero's GUS GRISSOM, ED WHITE AND RODGER CHAFFEE in a pre test of the Apollo 1 were burned to a crisp. The conspiracy story is that the Apollo 1 was not going well and the craft was unsafe. On Jan 19 in the simulator Gus and the other Astronauts got really fed up. 1/19, 1/19, 1/19, Gus went home and pulled a lemon off his tree and came back and hung it on the simulator on Jan 23 AND TOLD REPORTERS ABOUT THE PROBLEMS. Important men inside NASA thought Gus and the other astronauts were HIJACKING the Apollo program. 4 days latter they were dead, burned to a crisp. Is this why in episode 5 a little boy wearing a big red 1 and red, white and blue, watches 3 men try to HIJACK a vehicle on a big pad, but the vehicle is booby trapped and they get fried to a crisp?

Have any of you read Gene Wolfe? The deliberately obscure style of storytelling in The Return reminds me a lot of The Book of the Short Sun (or Latro) obviously the subject matter is nothing like Twin Peaks, nor is there anything surreal about it, but they both use something you could call "storytelling by omission" - the author deliberately trolls the reader by purposefully leaving out basic information about what is going on, forcing readers to go back and pore over the text to try and figure out what's happening. I feel the same way about the broken story arcs in the return, like Bobby and the car zombie or the fate of Becky, by deliberately omitting any follow-up of these story threads, Lynch is forcing the viewer to go back and study the show intently, ensuring that viewers really soak up what he's produced rather than being able to get by on a superficial appreciation.

Because Frank Truman was the sheriff for the majority of the '80s

I don't know why people bother interviewing Lynch. If he refuses to explain, then people should refuse to analyse.

Here you go:
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>then people should refuse to analyse
really nigga

/tpg/ is dead
dugpa is dead

guess it's all over boys, back to r e d d i t

I think that Frank character is just a tool for Lynch to embarass Ontkean for turning down the role. If he paid attention to S3, he's probably died of shame after the third instance of

>I'll tell Harry you wish him all the best when I see him

Every single time a car stops in this series and the drivers gets out, it does this forward jerk motion. The car shouldn't be doing this if you parking-brake it before exiting.

Are you calling Richard a bad driver?

He fucking told the kid to get out of the way, his NAP was violated.

Sell your observation to Reddit, we could use some t h e o r i e s about distorted space continuum under the hood of Twin Peaks vehicles

it happens after the you let go of the foot brake after shifting to park

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fucking me right in the pussi

bobe, lol

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Part 10 is criminally underrated. It is probably the funniest episode of the season, the episode where the based Mitchum brothers and Candie got to shine.

Its only weakness is the short runtime and how long that awful song was at the end. But in terms of actual content, it is top fucking tier.

How did Bobby became a cop? He murdered somebody!

you're ahead of the curve, ernieposter.

Rollando.

Nu-males, man... fucking nu-males.

I miss it, bros. Every Sunday was something to look forward to.

based bobe poster

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Do you need any snacks?

muh emotionally sensetive dick

>It will never be June 2017 again
>ywn laugh your ass off at pic related for the first time and play it over and over the following week again
>ywn learn to love dOUgE one agonizing week at a time again

Hanging myself tonight, so long

Explain this.