*walks out of the studio*

>*walks out of the studio*

face it guys, this is the only answer that works

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He did and cancelled his tour.
That's why ots a thing now.

>>*walks out of the studio*
"Yes exactly like that, that's how you would leave!"

>c'est vrai, couchon, vas si!

>the beta cuck coward approach

yeah, it works for you.

FUCKING HELL

He could have said

>There's No sneed for that kind of comment.

How could she respond to that?

Do you even know the context of this meme you dumb cunt?

guys all you have to say is
>Yeah I would leave but what makes you think brad and leo would stay?

"because that's how fantasies work, fatty"

>Bitch that's fresh .... but not Subway Fresh!

Audience laughs.
Whore feels small.
Jonah gets paid a fat check from Subway for his stealth advertising.

NOOOOOOOOOO

then why am i in your fantasies?
checkmate

"making fatties feel insecure is my fetish"

>No more fat jokes, Ornella. I said no more fat jokes, maybe you didn't hear about it, you've been away a long time, they didn't come over here and tell you. I don't star in low-brow comedies anymore.

All he has to do is pulling off his pants in front of that bitch, revealing his 3 inch penis, then rolling up his fat to show the rest 7 inches under his skin. That's the only solution.

YOU CAN'T FUCKING WIN

>"Brad and Leo being interested in you? Yeah, that's one hell of a fantasy."

okay guys this one is it
>you aren't in my fantasies either

THIS

WINRAR

>Now go home and get your fuckin' friends

no no nO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

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Did I see the mods remove one of these threads yesterday? It's hilarious and breaks no rules

I wouldn't be surprised.

I dont understand this meme

>September 2017
>Sup Forums still tries to come up with a comeback

Really hit a nerve hasn't it?

>Listen, you're a nobody, I'm a hollywood star. So now you shut your goddamn whore mouth, you piece of human trash. I'll have you fucking fired, you hear me? FIRED!
There.

but tom cruise already cracked the code

Ayy lmao
>haha wow that's a pretty good slam on me. Damn. Ouch! Not sure what your fantasies about needing two men to fill your gaper has to do with this interview or anything, but.. neat. I think we have a clip of my upcoming movie here...

>For you!

>because you know you wouldn't be a good fuck enough for my 12incher. I'd understand and leave with men your size.

...

That's actually not bad. But there really is no proper comeback. The core of the joke is that Jonah is fat. There's no avoiding that fact.

>Hah, you know, if you really want to I can set it up today.
>Really?
>Well, it depends, how much do you charge per night?

r8 me senpaitachi

>*silently looks into camera as single tear rolls down cheek*
>leo would never do that to me

>Did I leave to grab my wallet?

>*pretend you were sleeping and smile*

FUCKING FRENCH ROASTIE BITCH

It's been so long I don't even remember what the chick said aside from a threesome and he leaves or something

>Hah, you know, if you really want to I can set it up today.
>You mean you leaving? that would be great!

>somebody's got to get the bux at the ATM

BREH...

Underrated

>I guess fantasies are just that, a nobody like you would have had to be much more than remarkably average to catch my eye
Would this have worked?

>Would this have worked?
bro, no

>autism

>wow that was pretty rude

"Considering my current girlfriend is like a wild feline... VERY territorial hehe... believe it's the most reasonable outcome for both of us"

>proceed to laugh heartily
>ooh my heart! you got me! hahaha, I guess that's the french humor they warned me about

Will this EVER be solved? Has the eternal Frank defeated us?

kek'd

>sitting alone in the hotel crying after the interview
>heart sinks when there's a knock on the door
>it's brad and leo
>"hey joney how you doin buddy? you okay?"
>"we came as soon as we heard, that bitch is going to pay"
>"that's right. don't you worry bout a thing joney brad has the illuminati's number "
>"y-you're going to have her killed??"
>"after you rape her, big guy!"

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>*pulls out glock*
...Oh I'm sorry, didn't mean to interrupt. You were saying? No, please continue. I'd love to hear the rest of this little fantasy of yours..EVERYONE ELSE SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP! What's the matter, cat got your tongue? You seemed so talkative before...what changed..?

Oh this?
>*cocks gun*

Yeah, this is normal carry where I'm from, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's the first one you've seen, ma chérie

IS THERE NO ESCAPE FROM THIS HELL?

>Two old men alone with you in a hotel room... isn't that how you got your job?

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is this the answer?

Cut out the first bit. Just 'What should I tell them your rates are?'

That might actually work, you madman

lmao

I think it would've been a good comeback if he killed a goat over a pentagram and summoned some kind of eldritch horror

What did he say?

how would norm macdonald handle this?
he's fat now too, he has to have something for this situation

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We have our answer lads

Why would you cock a double action pistol, especially one with no round chambered

No, implying she's a whore was how Jonah got himself into that mess in the first place

>autists try to defuse an emotional situation
>5 months of autistic thinking
>nothing

Here is what you say:
"I know Brad and Leo could be around anyone they wanted, why would they want to be around someone with a heart as ugly as yours?"

Then you leave.

Tom Cruise cracked this one years ago, you guys are crying in the wind

This would be considered sexist and met with awkward silence followed by five Jezebel articles

But the building that Jonah is in isn't the same as the one she was invisionng so the path Jonah would have to take would be different meaning that its not the same way be would leave in her dream

>this aggression will not stand

Wow Brad and Leo will leave with me bros before hoes man

>That's actually not bad.

This is why you have autism.

Well I didn't get this job for being jewish

Yes Jonah, attractive people get perks, now are you leaving?

>words words words
Garbage tier response.

>response from hypothetical woman starts to sound autistic
WE WON LADS

>not going the gay way and say something like "Leave some for me too, girlfriend"
There is literally no comeback to this.

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>You think you're funny? You get some cheap laughs at my expense, yeah? Well that's just great. Did you ever stop to think of the impact your words might have on me? I think you've been quite inconsiderate. You've hurt me, and you don't even care. You just want some laughs at my expense, and that's it. It's cheap, it's lowbrow. There's nothing positive about what you've put me through. Just cheap blows meant to damage my self esteem. Do you feel proud of yourself? Do you? You hurt me. How would you feel if I hurt you? Huh? How would that make you feel you fucking bitch? Do you want to know how it feels to hurt? Do you want me to fucking hurt you? Well I will. I'll hurt you so fucking much, you won't even be able to do something of a thing and then I'll be doing another person to say what.

>Yeah, two old men. But not you.

>"haha fatty thinks he's tough!"
>the audience laughs again

WE CAN'T DO IT
IT WILL NEVER BE SOLVED

>"I don't think Brad or Leo can even see anything under a 7"
Checkmate roastie

>Enjoy the high point of your comedic career I guess

But say it while laughing because butt hurt Jonah Hill shouldn't have been offended in the first place. It was a funny joke and he should have appreciated it.

>You're right, I should save up more. Speaking of which, here's a clip from my new movie

>You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. Seth Rogen likes me. My Subway Sandwich Artist like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

>You're right, you should save up more... for a stomach bypass.

she bullied 200 pounds off this fucking guy. he should be thanking her

it's been a whole year and none of you have been able to come up with a good retort

he got rekt, his anus was spread open for all to see, his career is over, let it rest

>"What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the fat guy." So... what that make you? Hot? You're not hot. You just know how to hide it, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I'm always fat. Even when I lose weight. So say good night to the fat guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a fat guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the fat guy. There's a fat guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!"

Then walk out.

>You think you're fucking funny huh? You think you're cute, you think those people in the audience are laughing with you? They're on my side. Literally everybody in this room, in this country, on this planet is on my side. Because simply put: I am better than you. I am worth more money, I am more famous and I have made more people laugh than you could ever hope to accomplish if you had 5 life times to do it in. And so sure, you can pretend to enjoy this smattering of chuckling and applause and you can use that to comfort you as you lay in your bed tonight and think about me. Think about my fat, sweaty, greasy heaving disgusting body as I jack off to the thought of you. My tiny penis clenched in my soft, never worked a day in my life feminine hands, sweat pooling in my clavicles and beads of perspiration running down my face, mouth slightly open and eyes staring upwards as I spank my under washed, untrimmed member. Because I will be thinking of you.

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>do I give them a discount for sharing?

L E L

>you should have run this joke by me beforehand. it's not fair that you get to plan this ahead of time, but i don't get to pre-craft a response

What would her comeback to this be?