About to watch IT. The theater is completely empty with reclining seats. Where should I sit bros?

About to watch IT. The theater is completely empty with reclining seats. Where should I sit bros?

God what a shitty fucking theater
>that screen
lmao, my screen at home is bigger

Front row, far left

just stand the whole time

a true patrician

Lay down in the back row and masturbate, live the dream kid

How did you get past the penis inspectors?

the normies are starting to trickle in behind me. i think i even hear some nigs. i'm gonna leave soon.

>i'm gonna leave soon.

Sup Forums is so fucking pathetic. i thought it was just a meme, holy shit.

>i think i even hear some nigs
>Alone in a theater with blacks
You better not relax or you might get robbed.

>being at a theater at 3 in the afternoon

fucking NEET scum

Relax it's just Robert

Pussy. You sit in the center like a real man.

Back row. You don't want a clown to sneak up on you in the middle of the movie. I'm sure it's just your imagination though.

>he goes to the theatre
enjoy your bedbugs

could i get in legal trouble if I brought like a bag full of bedbugs or mosquitos and released them during a full showing of something?

why would you even think of doing something like that

to stick it to the normies

Bro, if you released a bag of bedbugs in a movie theater and later I heard that you were slowly beaten to death for it, I wouldn't be sad at all. Those things cost thousands of dollars to remove from an apartment once an infestation has started. Ugh.

DO IT
PLEASE
Will be funny

topkek
this. beats emptying soda on the seats

York Vue?

no as long as you do it dressed as the joker

That screen size is ridiculous. And the fact that you're actually paying for it is even more ridiculous.

The only true way to enjoy kino

Kek what a shit cinema
Atleast the seats should be going upwards

kek

just shit your pants. the normies will have to smell it, and it'll take 80% of the movie to find the source.
protip: sit in the very back, bring a pocketable silent fan, and wear a adult diaper

>Being this beta

>$15 for a ticket
too late now

>movie theater

what post-apocalyptic shithole do you live in that this is what you consider a "movie theatre"

holy shit

top kek. you're also obviously alone and a huge loser in general

the exit

small theaters are the best t bh

that's a fuckin small screen compared to the quality of chairs

What a hideous movie theater. At least you can spank it in peace during the quarry scene.

>gonna go see it later today
>it's actually my first time going to a movie alone
I'm nervous as fuck bros

People go the movies alone all the time, right?

I don't know man. It looks comfy.

>theater

That looks like an office conference room

no you'll get laughed out if you try it. you're american, right? the no singles policy is still active, despite the law in congress to reform it.

It's one of my favorite pastimes, actually. Most of the time if people see you alone they'll go out of their way to leave the row you're in unoccupied, which means you don't have to worry about rubbing elbows with people when you just want your damn drink.

Plus, if you got a large popcorn, you can just put it on the seat next to you instead of holding it in your lap where no position could possibly be comfortable.

it works if you stop showering for like a week. if you smell like feces, you'll usually be surrounded by empty seats.

>$15 for a ticket
Yeah I forgot he went to a movie theater, he already got robbed.

Nope, I go out of my way to point my big fat finger in the faces of people sitting in my theatre alone and go "ha what a faggot, kys scum, fuck you" and then me and my pop's kick em in.

I'm not even an audiofag but I bet the acoustics are fucking terrible in there. Is that a furnished warehouse?

now i just need to organize a Sup Forums meetup

you guys are out of your minds. that theater looks comfy as fuck.

>MUH GIGANTIC FAKE IMAX SCREENS

literally neck yourselves