>“He was with Bill O’Reilly,” Mr. Hamm said. “They’re both tall dudes. And I’m a tall dude. And they both do that tall-dude thing, which is try to intimidate you. And it doesn’t work on me. I’m like, ‘I’m as alpha as you. Let’s go. You’re not going to chest-bump me.’ It was a very weird night. It was the shortest I’ve ever stayed at an S.N.L. after-party.”
vanityfair.com
What did he mean by this?
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tall dude stuff. you wouldnt understand
click bait
We need a bot
t. lanklet
Fuck off, redditor
This. Vanity Fair is redpilled.
.... what's wrong with Reddit?
it celebrates mediocrity in everything
youtube.com
probably something like this
>thing manlets will never understand
Have you ever watched a fight between two alpha gorillas? It's kinda like that.
S E E T H I N G
>I’m as alpha as you. Let’s go
kek what an autistic.
>Isn’t that wild? Can you imagine witnessing such a thing? Three tall men—two of them idiots, one an actor—doing some weird tall-man thing to each other while, like, Chris Kelly drinks a vodka soda in the corner? What a thing! And most of us had no idea that it happened until just now. Doesn’t that make you feel strange, that forces far larger than ourselves are tousling and jockeying for power all while we are unaware?
No.
MEGA ULTRA MAGNUM KEKZORZ
It insists upon itself.
>I’m as alpha as you. Let’s go.
holy shit for a guy with a huge dong, such turbo cringe
Where do I start?
Gorillas don't fight though.
They just slap the ground and make noise to scare off opponents
Does Hamm really think this will make his side forgive him for being a fucking white male?
>articles manlets will never understand
I chest-bump.