/bb/ Big Brother 19

final hoh was a standing comp

Winner of Part 1 final HoH: paul
Winner of Part 2 final HoH: TBD

previously on /bb/

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Paul will forever be remembered as a bb legend and there's nothing you can do about it

Big Brother Network: In the quick pace of the special eviction Alex didn’t have a chance to see her goodbye messages on stage. We were waiting to see if Josh dropped another bomb that night. What happens to the messages when they aren’t part of the show? Do Jurors get to see their video messages from any of the Houseguests later at the Jury House or backstage after the eviction show each week?

>Grodner: Since this was a surprise eviction, we did not have messages ahead of time because it would have clued them in. Once Alex was gone the houseguests recorded messages that went to the jury house. Josh was consistent in revealing his alliance to Alex just as he has to Jason, Matt, Raven and Kevin. It will be interesting to see how this information affects the jury and the jury roundtable discussion at the finale.

kevin was shilled hard in this episode

The Jury House was a hot mess of delusion for one HG in particular. Raven seems pretty committed to her title of the season’s puppet master. Who knew? Do you think the Jury will ever sway Raven otherwise or is she set to leave the season convinced of that title?

>Grodner: It was surprising for sure to hear that Raven sees herself as the puppet master. Her insistence has created a lot of tension at the jury house and is sure to be a hot topic at the jury roundtable debate.

>I am looking forward to hearing Paul’s response when he hears this as well.

literally rigged for paul

Final Three is here! Which F3 Houseguest has surprised you the most this season?

>Grodner: Hands down it has to be Josh. He was really distraught in the beginning, missing his family and getting lost in his own head – we didn’t think he would make it through the first week. Now he is at the end of the game and he actually has a shot at walking away the winner. I would never have predicted that in a million years.

lol not surprised her paul cronie made it to the end

SAD

Paul is so stupid for forgetting that Josh and Xmas get goodbye messages too.

pretty cool to find out after all these years that jurors do get to hear their goodbye messages wether we see them or not

she is probably sad that she had all these cool twists prepared to save Paul if he was in danger down the line and he never was

Except it won't? Sperg more paulfags

Including the goodbye messages that rat Paul out are Production's way of making sure Paul loses.

production is on /ourteam/

think they're blind to how unpopular he is? they know Paul losing again is better TV than him winning.

They've made so much money it doesn't matter they can write it how they want.

>"I guess Xmas went rogue!"
I wish production would "accidentally" leak the the audio of Paul's goodbye message to Kevin over the intercom.

>josh now thinks that he has the votes against Paul

AHAHAHA, SUCK IT CODYFAGS, PAUL IS THE BEST PLAYER OF ALL TIME

who is this mike bloom kike and why is he constantly interrupting rob?

thinking he has the votes against Paul =/= considering taking him it he wins part 3

You underestimate how much he values his friendship with Xmas.

i don't know but i hate him already. I barely like Taran.

>Josh and Paul want to take Xmas
>Xmas wants to take Paul
>If Paul takes Xmas, Josh will vote for Xmas to win because he likes her more
>Based on what we have seen from jury footage, Paul's entire game depends on the final juror (Josh) voting for him as the swing vote
PAUL IS LOSING TWICE IN A ROW

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>Josh and Paul want to take Xmas

paul is taking josh, josh is 50/50 on taking paul/xmas

>Based on what we have seen from jury footage, Paul's entire game depends on the final juror (Josh) voting for him as the swing vote

that's some hardcore fanfiction, paul is winning by 9-0 to 7-2 vote against either josh or xmas

all of his jokes really miss the mark.

there are no paulfags its literally 1 guy who does it for the (You)s and we all know who it is

survivor soon

>paul is taking josh
Then he runs into the same problem, because if he breaks Xmas' heart he can forget about getting her vote.
>that's some hardcore fanfiction, paul is winning by 9-0 to 7-2 vote against either josh or xmas
Sure thing, paulfag.

Ciders Eastin is the superior survfu.

can't wait, chrissy confirmed to fuck half of the guys on the island including Probst

>Ciders
Ciera

the only way xmas makes it to the end is if josh takes her

if josh for some crazy reason wins the scales and gets to choose, xmas will be more devastated that he takes paul than paul would be if he takes xmas

Finally watching bb again mark and elena shitting on matt and raven topkek I miss marky

Josh & Paul F2:
>Paul
Raven
Matt
Alex
Cody
Elena
Mark
Kevin
Xmas
>Josh
Jason?(depending on level of asspain from blindside)

Xmas and Paul F2:
>Paul
Raven
Matt
Alex

>Xmas
Mark
Elena
Josh

>Swings
Cody(Knows Xmas is a floater and only got a couple comp wins from people letting her win, also possibly respects her staying in the game on a broken leg. Hates Paul more than anyone in the house but also realizes he was the only one other than himself that tried to play the game)
Kevin(Once Jason tells him that his alliance with Paul was never real and he was always on the bottom he will have to flip a coin between the crazy lady that was bipolar with him all summer or the guy that was ratting him all summer)
Jason(asspain from the blindside and guilt from breaking her leg could swing him to vote Xmas, Brainwashing and bullying from Alex and Maven could swing him back to Paul)

If he brings Xmas to F2 he is looking at a real shaky vote from what I see. would be a huge mistake not to take Josh. but hilarious.

And this is just assuming Jason and Mark haven't successfully proselytized Alex into being anti-paul. If Paul loses Alex's vote then it is over.

You guys are projecting this "Cody respects the game" thing onto Cody too much. Cody is checked out and just wants to do his part in helping Elena, Mark, and Jason making sure Paul loses ending his story arc. But he mostly just wants be finished with this dumb tv show. He is 100% fine with voting for Xmas or Josh if it means fucking over Paul.

>losing a house as 55 year old because your daddy finally got caught doing illegal shit

pathetic

>mark voting for xmas LMFAO

I don't read any of the autistic jury prediction posts

is she the most underrated /bb/ qt?

literal grandma knees

she would be if she didn't talk about being boy crazy all the time

She seems like she's much prettier IRL than on camera/ in photo

feet?

She's not

prove it

shut up james

yfw josh wins da big brotherb owl

>paul didnt give josh a friendship bracelet
>josh wont bring paul to final 2

>matt: man what up
god i love big dick matt

praise allah

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shes sexy because shes very accesible
like a few drinks and a gram of blow and you could rail her up the butt no prob as long as you werent hideous and had some bants

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Maybe a little bit. There are certainly a couple of challenges here and there where hand eye coordination and strength play a disproportionate roll. But there is also the wall challenge, which is a women's comp to win. Socially and mentally there is nothing to be done to even the game more than it already is. The all time greats, that being Dan, Will, and arguably Derrick, did nothing special in challenges and could have conceivably been females and played the same game.

Can't wait for the rhap 3 hour special about the systemic misogyny of bb

Why roasties on /bb/ hate alex
Pic very related

>comparing a fat soda junkie to a pro athlete

PRAISE ALLAH

can't see shit captain

Alex is pretty fit she has lost weight. I've watched her workout.

the pay scale on bb is retarded

if alex were on survivor she would have won $55k for 5th place +$10k for appearing at the finale for $65k total

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>Full Profile Sabina Altynbekova
>Full Name: Sabina Altynbekova
>Date of Birth: November 5, 1996
>Place of Birth: Aktobe, Kazakhstan
>Zodiac: Scorpio
>Citizenship: Kazakhstan
>Religion: Islam
>Profession: Athlete Volleyball
>Status: Single
>Players volleyball idol: Pavlova dab Gamova
>Facebook: fb.com/altynbekovas
>Instagram: altynbekova_11
>Website: sabinaaltynbekova.com

they also get around 1k a week

Paul gets 2k a week

the winner of survivor gets $1 million dollars

500k and 1 million doesn't go as far as it used to especially with taxes. You can't even buy 2 Ford GT's with 1 million.

both franchises need to increase their grand prize. it has been the same for way too long

No, she does nothing but lie around all day. Her boobs are nice but she's otherwise skinnyfat as fark.

Was victoria /ourgirl/ on bb16

fuck no lmao

Nicole was our girl, but at the end of the day we really didn't have a girl that season. It was all about Devin and a little bit about BMC.

Victoria>Nicole
They need to have Devin back for all stars.

Watch some porn instead of this shit of a season

Dick is the greatest of all time.

hey ian, are you ever going to give us your power rankings for this season or what?

Porn is poison stop fapping

I'm watching feeds and angela white

so few people are watching BBAD they are not sending them an activity and just letting them sleep lmao

how feminine is alex's penis do you ladies think?

hahaa they didn't even get cards or jenga or anything this year right? serves em right

they got sushi kits and baking things last season

that mafia kevin edit was based

REAL NIGGA HOURS

WHO UP??!!!????!

Stop fapping

If she had one I hope it would be at least 8 inches and at least 6 inches around.

either this
or 4.5 inches very suckable I don't think I would ever be able to stop sucking her if she had one like that.

I want to gag on alex's cock and have her cum down my throat if she had a dick

reminder josh will win part 3

>final hoh was a competition to see who can stand the most unicorn farts.
This sums up the season, a fucking joke and a disgrace.

last melissa rhap for the season

cool

wow... so i just found this comment that i made about josh from several weeks ago:

>I really, sincerely, wish him nothing but pain and misery in real life. Every time I hear his retarded voice I want to smash his face in. I hope he comes out of the closet and his family disowns him and he cries himself to death while living under a bridge.

>Watching him scratch on the 8-ball and then go full manchild idiot baby until Mark alpha'd his dumb closet homo ass was one of the most enjoyable moments of the entire season for me. I only wish the hot sauce had burned his eyes out and he had to go to the hospital and leave the game to recover (but then never actually recover and get a MRSA infection in the hospital and die from it). I'm not even memeing or joking in the least.

>Also he called Marky a crybaby on tonight's episode, what a fucking f-bomb hypocrite. He does nothing but bully people and then cry when they defend themselves. I don't know if I've ever hated a HG this much and I endured Rachel Reilly's laugh for two season.

and now I'm fucking rooting for him to win the whole season... what the fuck happened to me? pic absolutely related

tis a strange world we inhabit now. indeed.

I mean...what you said back then was/is true. For those reasons, him winning over paul would be hilarious (although near impossible)

Who else needs some balls deep action with alex?

hell yeah, thiccums could get it

this is not the alex im looking for

She is cute but not as cute as panda

i thought everyone had to fuck probst, its written in their contracts

Nobody would do that he's old as fuck

>old as fuck
so youre saying you wouldnt fuck kevin? bullshit, that old man is adorbs and i bet he is hung like you wouldnt believe!

and don't even get me started on Jerry. The Colonel... WEW LAD can you say FUCKABLE? i know i can

You keep my father's name out of your mouth, you little faggot.
My dad is known in our neighborhood for being a champion street fighter. He just went into the house with the strategy of being the nice old man. But he will fuck you up in the streets, with or without a knife.
He left me with his favorite brass knuckles for the summer when he left for BB. Come to Boston and I'll wreck your fucking ass. Punk ass bitch.

>he's into knees
is this some weird fetish? do you rub your dick on her knees or something?

Please explain