Gentlemen, ladies, how do we increase our profit margins?
Gentlemen, ladies, how do we increase our profit margins?
CAKES
Rape the Joker.
Maybe we should stop buying radioactive space rocks?
Maybe we could stop spending billions on fighting Superman?
Politics
CRUSH SUPERMAN
More anti-Kryptonian weaponry.
Run for president
We can only steal so many...
I think we should discontinue research in hair growth. We've sunk millions into it and we still havent made any progress
MAKE MORE POLLUTION!
Get out
Defenstrate him.
Lex, for the love of God. Seventy Billion dollars is a waste of money
Especially when used to kill Superman
Especially by building a mega death ray
i know this will sound crazy but what if we make a brothel wait wait... with superheroines?
i-i´m fired right?
There is so much erotica about that
We have that, progress is slow
BY BECOMING THE SUPERMAN
No, we have a strip club with super-heroines. The brothel has nothing!
Yeah but at least Livewire puts out
Instead of spending billions on a death ray to fight Superman, why don't we just throw a rock at him?
BRILLIANT!
>Livewire
she is a supervillian not superheroine
I've got this great real estate scheme dealing with the North pole Mr. Luthor , sir.
We have the technology, why don't we just create sexbots finally? I already have some rough drafts of blueprints made up, and they would be able to be customizable to fit any sexual preference!
A billion dollar space rock?
Set a detective or a reporter or someone to find Superman's true identity. I recommend Clark Kent. He's a good, honest man
Good lord Mr. Luthor! I just discovered that Lexsurance's home insurance plan, life insurance plan and health insurance plan all cover accidents that are results from supervillains or super fight collateral.
He have to stop this right away, sir! It's costing us a fortune!
She has tits, right? Does anything else even matter?
So get this. It's a plunger that you attach to your crotch so you can hip thrust your toilet until it's unclogged.
MORE LASERS
Kill Superman
i have tits too user
Add a fleshlight on the end of it and you may be onto something!
So logic follows that you're a supervillain
And a computer screen mounted on the wall with all your favorite porn bookmarked.
Needs a catchy slogan. What about Productive Pussy Pounding? And a name, something like the Portable Pocket Pussy Plunger or PPPP for short.
Mr. Luthor keeps having them made to look like that Lane reporter for the Daily Planet.
And we can add other attachments to help you clean while you fuck!
>vacuum
>wet mop
>feather duster
>ironing board
D-Do they come in loli flavor?
Oooh ooh! Can we make the vacuum attachment suck at both ends?
I like the way you think Jenson!
I don't believe you. post proof.
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I bet they're sweaty and saggy. The fact that you browse Sup Forums implies you're the lowest possible stratum in female hierarchy
you have a hair on one of your nips
other than that what cup size are you bby
Only through the underground market. Gotta maintain company policy!
Well, yes. Is there any other kind?
>Suddenly lexcorp is a sex-driven corporate house
Just fap already, you losers
Why no focus our efforts in fighting another superhero, like Booster Gold?
Hey, sometimes your mother needs a break.
I said fap, not sadomasochistic anal rape
Kill the Batman
You shouldn't judge your mother for what she likes done to her anus, user. She's putting you through art school. She's concerned about you too.
What a shitty thread
>not having a scat fetish
KILL SUPERMAN!