Brit/pol/ - Comfy edition

>BBC Parliament
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcparliament

>Today's Papers 6/9/16
sli.mg/a/cEraI6

>Some clues as to what David Davis means by Brexit
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/09/clues-david-davis-means-brexit/?_ga=1.113212679.2010596277.1460684536

>Brexit minister says it is 'very improbable' UK will remain a member of the single market
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/04/g20-summit-theresa-may-ready-to-block-boris-johnsons-point-based/

>David Davis reveals Government's Brexit strategy
express.co.uk/news/politics/707262/David-Davis-Government-s-Brexit-strategy-Britain

>David Davis vows to build national consensus on Brexit
theguardian.com/politics/2016/sep/05/david-davis-vows-to-build-national-consensus-on-brexit

>Ignoring Leave vote would be outrage MPs told
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37271417

>Sturgeon seeks UK 'coalition' over European single market
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-37266240

>Lord Ashcroft: This is what Britain really wants from Brexit, Mrs May
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/04/this-is-what-britain-really-wants-from-brexit-mrs-may/

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first for karen check the flag

nth for Bob

more like check the fag

Who /self loathing friendless loser/ here

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We should ban Karen in revenge for the Japs interfering with Brexit.

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Some of tomorrow's papers that weren't posted in the last thread.

Into my heart on air that kills
From yon far country blows...

P O R T I L L O

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Any of you guys know of a TV show similar to only fools and horses, last of the summer wine, still game ect. But it took place in ww2 in the home guard? I remember my grandfather showing it to me on tape when I was young and have never been able to find it.

I have friends which I don't deserve. Might kill myself anyway desu.

The japs werent nuked hard enough tbqh

It's called Dad's Army

Come on lad.

Dad's Army lad.

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Is This Week back on Thursday?

Dad's Army m8.

>tfw imigrant chad who came here a week ago to cuck natives
Wanna be friends?

Are you joking mate?

Why do these people want to leave the continent so much?

Dads army?

Someone mind explaining what happened in Parliament today?

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JUST MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY FINAL JOB

>college has fucking loads of chinks
NOICE.

>they're all spotty, greasy, and fat
FUCK.

All I want is a qt east-Asian gf lads, like that McWong from Harry Potter. That's not too much too ask for is it?

Yes

I wish I had the guts to

Where from?

Also fuck off. It's not fair being a virgin. What did I do wrong to deserve being lonely?

Robot Wars lad

Get an English girl you fucking turd.

Fucking lol.

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I'd take a fat girl although I'm healthy

Anything to ease the pain. I want someone to live the depression life with.

CHOO CHOO

Gypsy voiced trucker is BASED

Nonbinding advisory referendum

>I'd take a fat girl
Go to any club and strike half an hour before shutting time. Target the fattest, drunken slags.

You'll be right.

NATAL

Thank god

Hello Chums, my name is Jim. My industrial washing machine company recently became bankrupt so I'll have plenty of spare time to dedicate to brit/pol/.

Say, do any of you happen to be little boys?

>eu citizens need a job before moving here
What a retarded scheme, it won't reduce numbers or help native Brits at all. Is May an idiot?

Karen is a Japanese whore

Here's a better one for you lad.

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Is she going to cuddle with me and cheer me up?

Not sure I could bring her to my place, given I live at home

>we have a currency
>literally just metal coins and some paper

Why isn't the British economy running on Freddo Frogs? Are we about to see a new dominant currency?

Sorry lad, we're all 2D girls here

tfw you get your weekly immigrant restriction because you live in a redpilled country

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God bless

You are the idiot.

>Is she going to cuddle with me and cheer me up?
Yes, and because she's fat she'll have decent scran in and cook you a good breakfast too.
>Not sure I could bring her to my place, given I live at home
You're already on the mark here, you don't bring fat slags home. You go to their house, with a fake name and number.

I used to pork them and then when they asked for my number I'd give them Weight Watchers number (pretending it was mine) then GTFO before they had a chance to ring it.

They'd melt mate, plus you'd have the problem of wanting to eat away at your own savings.

Romania, you're a virgin in a country where all it takes to fuck a girl is go to a club and wait until a broad gets desperate and drunk enough to fuck anything with a pulse, not saying you should do that but you need to realise no one gives a fuck about what you do, stop being so scared of the world also
>tfw they tease you with treats and promises of sex

My life would be so easy as a girl

Seeing couples outside earlier made me feel so lonely and pathetic

The inflation rates would be out of control

Does /wsg/ have a dedicated brit/wsg/ general?

no benis :D

>government promises to tackle free movement of people
>government still allows free movement of labour

KAREN IS NOT FOR SEXUAL

Remainians btfo

You better delete that immoral filth

>currency is literally consumed
>inflation

Well played.

proud of you lad

>tfw will never have a freddo frog
why even live

kek

I can't help being scared. I'm just a shy and timid guy. It's like I hide all of my sexuality. Feels like I've missed the boat anyway. Maybe if I'd lost my virginity at a normal age I'd go to clubs. Too late now.

>Remainians told Brexit means Brexit, which means... er Brexit? Yes, that's right, it means Brexit. Details are for plebs.

Now that's just fuckin wrong m8

>government still allows free movement of labour
I don't think it means what you think it means.

Read past the headlines kid, I know it's difficult for many but try to understand it first before spazzing out!

>twitter.com/holbornlolz/status/772328047634702336

>Oh.

>The BBC have forgotten to add the Sunday Mirror to "Today's front pages"

>How odd.

Hmmm, I wonder what could possibly be the reason... any of you lads have an idea why?

Lads I got drunk last night and asked this hot as fuck girl I know online out. Woke up today, she said yes.

What do? I don't want to fuck this up.

Are you lads working on any new Karens?

I'm an absolutely shit son, brother, friend and sometime boyfriend. I'm fucking useless. Not even a good Christian. And they're all fucking amazing. If it were the middle ages, I'd become a hermit until I had overcome my autism with extreme self-flagellation.

Better than illiterate pakis and romanians who only come for the gibsmedat

No, unfortunately

>jews would scrape the chocolate off the edges

>tfw you had them all your life

I've got six of them in my freezer. You're welcome to have one, for a price.

don't you have a imported bong shop somewhere nearby? Bound to have them there lad.

Invite her round to watch The Greatest Story Never Told with you.

Get drunk again, it worked when you asked her out.

How? Literally how do you people do this

I think I was scarred at a young age, women always seemed to ignore or tease me, even in school. My mum said she wishes I wasn't born to her so i know I've failed

>No extra cash going to the NHS
>No points based immigration
>Unable to prevent free movement of people

Yep, this sure is turning out well.

Karen posters are so retarded holy shit

>muh half measures
Keep being cucked.

Free movement of all kinds needs to end. That's what we voted for.

NORMIES OUT
GET OUT NOW

>I've got six of them in my freezer.

What are they doing in there?

>boyfriend
REEEE

If a woman is attracted to you you haven't failed

can send you some
just give me all your details

Where are you? I'm in London, let's have a pint(you're buying, i'm poor), i'll get you fucked, i know lots of Polish cunt that'll fuck anything living for enough booze. It's all about getting some friends to go out and do things with, otherwise you'll end up spending your life inside your house

Not melting and keeping their freshness.

>My mum said she wishes I wasn't born
Women are histrionic emotional cunts at times, I think quite a lot of mothers say this in the heat of the moment. I've heard it before from mine, and friends have reported the same. We were all fine with women btw.

You're looking for an external reason to blame, when what would be more helpful would be to change your actions.

Damn right user

Can a normie here take control of my body and make me Chad?

>supports socialist healthcare