What would you do with your time alone on the ship?

What would you do with your time alone on the ship?

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Probably masturbate a lot. Maybe figure out a way to grow weed or something.

Rape

I would wake up a woman, rape her, kill her, and then do it again and again until there were none left, and then commit suicide.

Spbp

And not just the men either

wake up the repair crew.. duh

impregnate every female on the ship.

it'll be funny watching everyone wake up at the end of the journey and suddenly every female is pregnant

Wake up a Stacy type and force her to be my wife, and then release her from an airlock once I get bored of her.

Then do it again

>rape her, kill her,
whats the time frame for you from point a to b. right after or like a few weeks/months until you kill her?

i think this is the only honest answer on Sup Forums

Watch all the kino, play all the vidya, eat at the upscale restaurant, drink every night with the robot bartender, get fit, lotta rape

>pregnancy is 9 months
>journey is 90 years

how do you propose to do this without waking them up mr wizard

wizards , bro. dont need to explain shit.

the fetus is frozen too. basically i jizz into their wombs and when they wake up the egg gets fertilized.

im sure there's some way to insert a tube into the cryo chambers.

Find a quiet corner and sit facing it.

Wouldn't the passengers run out of food if they woke up early? The ship only carries enough supplies for a few months

But it's for a few months for thousands of people.

This movie sucked, too many unrealistic science.

What are some good movies about someone exploring a mysterious unknown technological place. I don't know what you call the genre but things like this (before she woke up) and the Blame! manga are really cool.

Not looking for horror stories, in case anyone suggests Pandorum. That was cool until the splatter stuff started.

A boy (Chris Pratt) falls in love with a girl (Jennifer Lawrence).

Unable to ask her to prom, he is gifted by a random man(Morgan Freeman) with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she wants to go down on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to his best friend (Seth Rogan), he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After looking on facebook, he finds out that the girl he called using his Samsung Galaxy S7 edge is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this planet at all. She is the girl's robotic alien counterpart (powered by Windows 10), who has fallen in love with the MC's own robotic alien self(Powered by Linux), who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, ACTION ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of CGI.

Directed by Guillermo del Toro.

this was the original plot I think

finish my movie and anime backlog
that would be the plan at least but I know I would spend 90% of the time shitposting on Sup Forums

Turn the ship around. Sue. Retire a millionaire.

damn dude, i didn't know hollywood writers visited this board.

Found the needy faggots

Drink myself stupid everyday, catch up on reading.

kill all the blacks. then kill all the jews. then maybe whatever asians are left. die old and alone knowing i saved the white race.

why bother waking her up?

they are under hybernation not frozen

except it's the year 3000 and all the staceys are black. what are you going to do then?

I like you user.

jennifer lawrence is so cringe

>it's the year 3000 and all the staceys are black
>humans have interstellar travel
does not compute

This butthurt mixed

Not having a plan to put someone back in a pod is so incredibly stupid it ruins the whole movie for me, I will never watch it. If they can make a flawlessly human like bartender they can make a robot who can put people back in.

Jerry forgot to bring it on board and Linda didn't think to make sure it was on during last check preparations. Jerry and Linda stayed on earth

>wake up each female one at a time
>put them in the autodoc and have it amputate all their limbs
>enjoy my limbless sex dolls

FINDS

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Toguro Ototo falls in love with Genkai.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the old girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the martial arts master, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is Genkai's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the muscleman's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

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Crash it into the nearest asteroid field

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Wake everyone. I mean, more resources. He waited years to fix something that took minutes, and totally fucked himself.all he did was chimp out for years on the door and choose who he wanted to bang.