CHOW-DER? CHOW-DER? IT'S "CHOWDA!" SAY IT RIGHT!

CHOW-DER? CHOW-DER? IT'S "CHOWDA!" SAY IT RIGHT!
*ahem* Simpsons thread

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reminder, sneed poster is an underage spammer

>Sneed-Ai (Formerly Chuck-Ai)

A Chuck falls in love with a Sneed.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the man's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the male, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the boy he called is not the same boy he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the bear's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the male's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of FEEDS and SEEDS.

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Stop posting that because it's already a thing.

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FINDS

SNEED-AH? SNEED-AH? IT'S "CHUCK-AH!" SAY IT RIGHT!

I'd like to solve the puzzle, Alex.

Shaggy Dramatically Reads Keit-Ai.

youtube.com/watch?v=XHfyLv6t5to

Dude fuck and suck lmao

Sneed: Feed and Seed; Chuck: FUCK AND SUCK! WE GET IT. HAHAHA. HAAAA! SO FUNNY! BECAUSE FUCK AND SUCK. FUCK...OOOOOOOOOO WHOOOOA, BROOO. LIKE HAVING INTERCOURSE AND FELACIO. OH WOW! WHOO! HOW DID THE SIMPSONS GET AWAY WITH THIS ONE? GOLLIE GEE WILLYGERS. What the fuck. OH IT'S THE WORST. IT'S THE ABSOLUTE WORST. [inaudible]. Because Sneed sells FEED and SNEED which is TOTALLY NORMAL but Chuck, Chuckie. Chuck...CHUCK SELLS FUCK AND SUCK. CHUCK SELLS FUCK AND SUCK. FUCK AND SUCK!!!

soup a l'oignon

Would you?

SHAW-DAIR!

How did they get away with this

What the fuck was this guys problem?

FINDS A WAY

>somebody said something on Sup Forums
>IT MUST BE TRUE

>movie trailer
>WHAT IF SNEED WASN'T JUST A STORY
>ear shattering fart noise
>full frontal shot of Sneed rising from the sea with water streaming off of its body
>black screen
>coming 2018

>movie
>opening shot is Sneed rising out of the water
>movie is 2 hours and 45 minutes of Sneed destroying a Chuck's
>ending is Sneed standing over the newly christened feed and seed roaring at the sky

>GARAGE? GARAGE? IT'S "CAR HOLD!" SAY IT RIGHT!

It's subtle, so maybe.