You know...

>You know, this sexual fantasy is funny because never would me or my best friends Leonardo and Brad invite such a basic slag with the sex appeal of a donkey to our hotel, keep dreaming.

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Nice one, Jonah!
Fuck off, Frenchie.

He should have just looked her in the eye and calmly said: "Fuck You."
Simple as that

*Lean back...nod*
"Okay....well...I hope your dream comes true!"
*Nod ever so slightly at her...smile*

>over a year later
>Sup Forums still has no response

>"is cuckoldry a basic past time for France or..."

>Sometimes I masturbate to the idea of plucking out the eyeballs of a whore like you, then fucking her eye socket until I penetrate her brain

>That's my fantasy, wanna help me fulfill it?

>*Miles Teller laughs maniacally*

>I don't care if you make me funny or if any of the normal people make fun ofe but that THING next me doesn't deserve to laugh or even be on the show. Seriously why is it laughing, at least a fat guy like me doesn't make people walk on the other side of the sidewalk or scare little kids.

Hey, remember how this retarded bullshit stopped for about a month?

Why?

Why did it start back up again?

Cause goddamn this is the stupidest shit.

I thought we cracked the code with the Tom Cruise jerk response. I was relieved when it finally came up.

This. The only winning response is a ridiculously dickish one.

>I've met both of them, and believe me honey, we're both waay too fat for either of them

>That certainly would be a fantasy

...

"It sounds more like you want to have sex with Leo...right?"

this would never work

...

Kek, we are getting closer Sup Forums

>acknowledging a joke from a woman

Cringing on live tv would only make it worse

>You're a cunt

>"This is not how I expected my first ménage à trois to be."
>the crowd erupts in a sea of knee slapping laughter

>"Nigger"

this does not work tho

The gun copypasta is still the best.

youtube.com/watch?v=wp20w83uM6s

>Your mother was a DUMB WHORE with a fat arse, did you know that?

we just need one more year, I swear

Next year is our year la

post it, I haven't seen it

the absolute madwoman, who can stop her???

>Both of them at the same time, huh?

Works perfectly. Get her to admit shes a whore and all she has is her sexuality.

but no women in the world would blame her
brad pitt and leonardo dicaprio are the golden ticket of dick cards

You want my sloppy seconds? Be my guest

>"I can introduce you to them..."

>yeah well the cunt store called, and said they're running out of you
two guys clap

>c-can I at least watch

It seems like it would work as a diffusing of the situation, not as a retort.

>Are you married?

If she says no, say

>I'm not surprised

If she says yes, say

>Poor guy

>acknowledging the joke in the first place
>not being uber autistic and taking her at her word
>not making the whole show awkward on purpose

>"It sounds like you're more attracted to them than me...right?"

>those digits
Would win the crowd over at least

Hoho oh man that's nice.

>Is fat shaming funny to you French fucks?

Or

>me Leo and Brad do everything together so you wanna start with me right now?

THIS IS IT

WOMEN ARE INSECURE AS SHIT ABOUT THIS

>Cool, one sec
>*pulls out phone*
>Hey Brad, I got a French 6 point.... 7? here who wants to meet you
>Yeahhh I'm joking man, no no, of course not.
>*puts phone away*
>Want me to try Clooney?

HE CRACKED THE CODE

>wow that was mean

Simple and straight to the point, no BS, shows that her statement was uncalled for and not appreciated and mean spirited. Johan takes the high ground.

You guys make it all seem angry and desperate.

You're playing into her trap.

people keep posting this, but it only works because he is a chad. There is no way jonah can pull this off without looking like a bitter loser.

When will he star in the inevitable re-interview?

WE FUCKING DID IT

>I'm gonna murder you in your sleep tonight

Hopefully he brings Idris Elba as back up next time

>Yeah, well, you know what? At least when I go to sleep at night it's with my piles of cash. What do you sleep with? A goatfucker. *audience gasps* What?! I'm just saying what EVERYONE in this fucking room is thinking about this...WHORE. What, are you all goatfuckers, too? You people live for that shit, huh? You know what, *pulls out .45* you know what I wanna hear that joke again. Say. It. Again. Don't look at the camera, look at me. Nah nah don't start crying now. Make a fool outta me, eh? Did I amuse you enough? Let's give the people what they want, come sit on daddy's lap.

Holy shit this!

>diffusing of the situation

You literally as a man cannot
CANNOT win in this situation. The woman was being vicious on purpose towards Jonah because she knows hes easily angered and got a rise out of him (normie humor). The only way to win against a woman is to not show ANY emotion (anger,sadness,happiness) shit even sarcasm won't work. You have to take them at their word and respond with cold, unfeeling logic.

The truth of the matter is; she is a beautiful woman and the audience laughed because she is a beautiful woman and everyone in the room knows it(especially her). Nobody will ever EVER laugh at a beautiful woman. Jonah can only respond passively "sure...ok...whatever" and smile.

Its nothing to be ashamed of, no comedic genius can make this happen. Ask yourself, when has anybody laughed at a beautiful woman?

Its 2017-18, women don't need no man

>Are you married?
"No, but I have a boyfriend. Sorry."

She wins again

>Women don't need no man

Meanwhile in reality, even the most successful actractive women get pitied if they're not married

Look at Jennifer Aniston after Brad Pitt dumped her for example

The guy with the jew card on the other thread found the right answer.

>jonah, are you married?

Throws it right back in his face, she already had the roast, and the audience on her side, plus again drills in the fact that he's fat and undesirable and she is absolutely gorgeous

nah

that would only work if shes not attractive and he was

all of these count on jonah being more physically attractive

WE DID IT

WE DID IT

WE DID IT

>And now you dont have to wonder why he hasn't proposed, you're welcome!

I kek'd out loud

>Are you married?
"Yes, but you never will be lol."

>look at Jennifer Aniston after Brad Pitt dumped her for example

Take a look at marriage rates, nobody is getting married.

This.

>then I'd tell you to bring your friends Brad and Leo and then I'd tell you to leave
>Of course, you're an antisemite
Blam, she's instantly red in the face, apologizing and entering damage control.

No no, it can be rebutted.

See
Back to the drawing board lads

Just say "I'm Engaged"

Doesn't even have to be true, not like they can disprove it

>Of course, you're an antisemite

"Um....no I'm not."

she wins

But that rebuttal also got beaten

What's that gotta do with celebrities? Most people don't adopt either, doesn't change the fact that celebrities adopt niglets on a constant basis

There is no response because jonah got her before she said that. He mentioned how she gets sodomized all the time.

>he underestimates the power of the jew card
Nigga this is France we're talking about

>What's that gotta do with celebrities?
What does celebrities have to do with the thread?

>*gets on his knees*
>You're the most beautiful woman I've ever met, I want to spend the rest of my life with you. Will you marry me and cuck me?

>I think it'll take more than Brad and Leo to fill that hole

Wasn't the ultimate answer nihilistic Jim Carrey rant?

>Gets back to America
>Nobody works with him for fear of being labeled an anti-semite

>yeah, well, that's just like your opinion man

Trips never lie

too bad you're little piggy dick wont help!
she wins again!

>Are you married?
No, jonah. I'm not interested.

why does this pattern repeat with Sup Forums?

>low level meme percolates around for a while
>explodes randomly

does it just have to hit a critical level of recognition before it takes off? Or does one random autist spin a meme wheel every week to spam?

>well that's nice
>if you enjoy burning in hell for your sins

>"That's good to know, anyways in this movie I play....."

The second one

Neither will a whole pig.

>jerk store

What he shouldve done was sheepishly shrugged then canceled all his remaining media commitments

Mia Malkova or Ornella Fleury?
You can only pick one.

lel

Scandal, called a misogynist by the media/fans, three part Twitter apology in a week

No way he could play it that cool. She was laughing in his face and the entire audience was laughing too. No one gave a shit about what he had to say about the movie at thst point.

The elephant in the room was too big to ignore, he had to retaliate

These

>wait.... What?..... Oh... I'm sorry the audio cut out, I couldn't hear what you said.

"Engaged to who, your left hand?"

Not going to work, we need to do better.

"That's okay Jonah, the crowd heard and they all laughed. If you really didn't hear you can catch up on YouTube later"

You know, after all this time, this got me wondering.

Is there truly an undefeatable comeback? Not in this specific case, but in general?
Because the problem here is that when you get hundreds to post and comment on each other's witty comebacks, someone will always have another comeback that ups the other. This is how they usually do it in television, it's called a "Writer's Room".

So really it's not about finding the right comeback. The french girl might even not be that witty, someone could have written that for her, she could react differently in the hundreds different comebacks created in an entire year by multiple people, because she's just one person talking to another one person.
Really, we're never going to "find" a response that would 100% destroy her in every case, because it doesn't exist.
But I'd be willing to bet that a lot of the comebacks created over the months would stump her.

Either way, I support these threads cause they keep the mind wittier. So ignore this and post some more ideas.