AHHH-HAHA!

AHHH-HAHA!

No.

sneed

Shit meme

"Ahh-haha!" cries Daniel Radcliffe, though that won't save him from being forced to star in one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

everytime.

i walked right out of the theater when i saw this part

>inb4 autist pasta image

Pure kino. The symbolism in this shot is like a chess master's grand play. The layers, the subtext, the interconnectivity with the film's various themes and allegories... beautiful.

YOU'RE TOO SLOW

>pretending to inb4 hours after the pasta has been posted

is this what it feels like when Luna sucks your dingus?

I fucking love this series. Nothing will ever be as comfy as growing up with harry potter.

What a lovecraftian premise.

>Hasn't read any of them

What an unfunny forced meme.

Read the boox dumbass.

Someone finally posted the correct image.

Walked right out of the theater when this scene happened.

I walked out of my home when this happened

And then he flew right into a negroid cock xD

Based Krager

>ayn rand top tier
>tolkien shit tier

This its actually pure kino
Or seen any in theaters

Because it was the ending, faggot

...

>I- It was a joke!

I make posts like the one in that pic all the time and rarely are they true.

This.
>tfw one of my fondest memories is of me struggling with the Basilisk in the chamber of secrets video game and then getting a call from my friends asking me to join them for a water balloon fight and then buying ice cream
>Finally beat the boss later that day
Good times.

They're sneedy and they're feedy, they're seedy and they're sneedy, they're chucky and they're sucky, the sneedy family, dun dun dun dun *clap... clap* dun dun dun dun *clap... clap* dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun dun, chuck chuck chuck chuck *clap... clap*