Are you exited for Jigsaw, in theaters October 27th?

Are you exited for Jigsaw, in theaters October 27th?

No.

Yes.

No

maybe

>oh u didnt give an old lady her 20cent change?
>time to have every body part cut off and die in severe pain

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Yes. Will be going to see it. Cannot wait. It's about time they brought this series back!

Not really. I lost track after the second movie.

>No thats not creepy at all!
xD

kek

No. These torture porn movies are disgusting trash.

I might watch a cam rip

>the person next to you sneezed and you didn't say "bless you"?
>time to attach the cock-mincer
The guy really needs to look at his priorities.

I'm not an edgy teenager anymore nor am I a nigger or a psychopath so no

>This time, you're jigsaw
How the hell are they gonna make this movie work? Is it going to be a dvd movie game on a large scale with the audience using their cell phones to interact?

>text #option B for protagonist to kill irrelevant character.

>don't tip on an order that I place online and then go get myself at the store
>get knocked out by some guy in the parking lot
>wake up with my body in some Rube Goldberg-esque contraption with the general concept being that my penis will be cut off and I will bleed to death

I DIDN'T TIP BECAUSE I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS NECESSARY, IT'S NOT LIKE I MADE THEM DELIVER IT TO ME

I didn't, 'like', 'comment', & 'subscribe', and and now I'm getting my rectum torn out!

>Somebody holds the door open for me
>Forget to say thank you in a hurry
>Black out
>Wake up to getting waterboarded with pig's blood

THANKS JIGSAW

Childhood is liking the Saw movies because they're fun.
Teenagehood is hating them because they're torture porn.
Adulthood is liking the Saw movies because they're fun.

>Teenagehood

I VOTED FOR DONALD TRUMP AND NOW I'M GETTING BAMBOO UNDER MY FINGERNAILS

Saw is my favorite """""horror""""" movie franchise. AMA.

I voted for Hildawg and now I'm getting blowies from Latina qts

yes

>post yfw every victim being tortured in the new movie is a trump supporter

Absolutely. I love these fucking dumpster fires. They're by far the most creative of any mainstream horror franchise, and they're usually fucking hilarious. Can't wait to see what dumb plot they come up with for this one, although I'm not sure they can get any dumber than the previous 7. God knows they're gonna try, and I can't wait.

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How many of Jigsaw's victims were actually horrible people, instead of just random jerks who did a couple bad things?

>didn't tell user he had a piece of lettuce in his teeth?
>time to pour a bag of marbles in your mouth and uppercut yourself in the jaw several times until the key hidden in your tooth falls out

>You didn't say thank you to the bus driver?
>Time to skin your daughter alive in front of you and then pour vinegar over her unless you introduce your hand in your wife's esophagus to pick a paper is hidden in her stomac with the codes to free your daughter
>Also we killed your dog

what about that guy losing his kid in that car accident, why did he need to get hurt? that shit didnt even make any sense. shows you that the jigsaw is just a crazy retard

They made so many Saw movies people won't care for a new one for another 10 years

Fuuuuuuuck you buddy

Inexcusable

No, I'm ENTRANCEd

I remember watching Saw II ages ago, and aside from that Mexican drug dealer, none of the guys in that film seemed bad enough to deserve what was happening to them.

Ah man this one is the worst.

The idea is your body weight slowly splits your asshole open wider and wider, and you slowly bleed to death at this thing tears open your anus

I voted for Trump and same. You don't have to sell your soul. You just need to be handsome.

>logan is the killer
>his laser trap is when jigsaw is still alive
>anna hates logan for framing her for a crime she didn't commit
>the barn group killed his wife by causing an accident involving a runaway trash compactor
>the death of his wife triggers his desire to see people punished
>logan's partner, hannah anderson is anna's sister
>anna wins the barn game, is told logan's investigation will bring him to the barn
>a shotgun is rigged to the door leading to her room
>anna is told she can disarm it and leave or wait for logan to arrive and have her revenge
>she chains herself to a pipe so she'll have plausible deniability to his partner
>logan arrives at the barn with hannah and tricks her into entering anna's room
>the shotgun kills anna's sister and logan reveals himself as the killer
>leaves anna to starve to death
Everyday until you believe me. Screencap this.

There's some truly horrible people in the world and he goes after people just doing their jobs for christ sake.

>Accidentally almost stepped on an ant, that now suffers from PTSD due to almost being stepped on?
>Time to have you tied to a chair with your eyes forced open and watch your whole family get slowly and brutally tortured to death while you're under forced influence of laughing gas so they think you're enjoying watching their last horrifying moments.

he's not a murderer
his gimmick is that he always offers people a chance at survival if they're willing to make a sacrifice

Remember when the traps were survivable, but are more likely to kill you? Good times.

You mean like every trap except for the ones in 3?

>didn't tip the waiter?
>Well now you're going to have to eat enough of your own body within the time limit to get free

>Wanna live?
>Alright. Just cut off your dick with this rusty butter-knife and gouge your eyes out with this fork

>he's not a murderer

>You have 10 seconds or else you die.

I just hate the reliance of the double tortures where one persons basically has to die. I like the ones where they must work together to survive, which is very in line with what Jigsaw is trying to teach. Appreiate all life. Also I hate when he gets innocents involved with it.

standard practice for pedos

>I just hate the reliance of the double tortures where one persons basically has to die. Also I hate when he gets innocents involved with it.
You mean like the first movie?

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Yep. The ending of 1 kinda ruined it for me. Up until that point I really enjoyed it.

IV and V are the only ones where innocents aren't involved and everyone can survive. Are you implying those are your favorites?

I've always wondered what kind of person would enjoy Saw. It's all just gore and torture.

edgy teenagers. I am just going to see it for old times sake because I used to be an edgy teenager.

>fun traps
>dedication to continuity that is literally unmatched by any other movie series in the history of cinema
>lovable heroes and villains to latch onto
>cool to see a tightly woven together story unravel over the course of seven movies, get's very convoluted but is a big part of the charm
>mysteries that gradually get answered throughout the series
>the entirety of VI is spent shitting on Obamacara
Saw is pretty based desu.

No.

I expect everything to be dogshit and once in a blue moon, a movie slightly exceeds those expectations. Jigsaw will not be one of those exceptions.

who cares? the original series were funny because it was so extremely bad. I just hope they're not going to force humor inside of it but because the trailer showed this unfunny Marvel-esque quip I fear that they will include more of these try-hard unfunny '''''''''jokes''''''''''.

>guy is genuinely a good person who goes out of his way to help people
>but he gets lazy just one time, so he's sent to a dungeon and has to pull a key out of his urethra with a rusty knife

This is 100% true.

It's just high-concept slapstick with a pretty big budget for what it is. That's the whole fun, plus some memorable and kooky characters.

>Are you exited for Jigsaw
Yes, if I see it, I will exit the room.

best trap

nigger trap? how dud he fall in it? watermelon was the bait?

Nope shill, I am most certainly not.