Why couldn't Elaine let others be happy?

Why couldn't Elaine let others be happy?

Elaine is one of us

because she was a feminist

She is a woman

This

>You're Bald!
>guy isn't bald

What did she meant by this

Toupees don't fool anybody, cueball.

...

Sean Connery fooled people for years.

elaine is a bitch asshole jerk bitch

yes, i said bitch twice, you bitch

They all were

>is bald

i agree. kramer is especially annoying.

was planning to deny baldness but saw your dubs so i'm gonna lie and say yes.

>tfw started balding at 17

Roasties can't have men "fool" them with toupees.
But of course the smelly roasties are allowed to put on 10 lbs of make, up wear pushups and stilettos

elaine is miserable and unfulfilled so she doesn't enjoy people around her being happy unless she benefits from it in some way in general, or unless things are also going well for her. she's very petty and jealous (like george).

she's also the second best of the main four by a country fucking mile

if you have handsome face and still young, it's ok just use certain hairstyles people will still be attracted to you

Sure is pol in here

Do you think elaine still has any sponges left?

i bet she ran out by the end of that season

How the hell a dude got this kinds of bald is beyond me. This is a woman's balding.

Seems cliché to say, but she's a woman. They hate it when men feel good.

see: the whole sex bot debacle.

remember in the first season or two when Elaine was a vegetarian/animal rights person or whatever

Literally this. Watch any man try and have fun with a woman around.

Women should be all locked up, barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen.