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>Has epic in the title
Minus 5 points
Guinness do the kinoest of kino ads
>It's not easy being a dolphin
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>E waits
>Thats wot e does
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>Tom Crean
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Litany, though, is the greatest ad ever
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Anything with dogs in it isnt kino
3 fucking minutes? no way
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Remember when my sister brought her bf to the family dinner and he wouldn't shut up about how this ad was evil capitalism stomping on the name of soldiers he never gave a fuck about
This actually got me in the feelings the first time I saw it
What was that ad of some cable network or something, it had plenty of characters and references in it, pretty good one, everyone was riding in some tunnel.
Thought the ad was touching desu. Never understood the 'outrage' at how sainsburys were using the war as a way to sell shit. All the money they made on the chocolate went to a veterans charity.
Even my cynical, Sup Forums mangled mind finds this adorable.
pure incest kino
did he know that the thing in the commercial actually happened?
As long as there's love......
the issue he had is that it used a historical event to sell chocolate even tho the profits went to a charity
why? kids are annoying as fuck.
oh they definitely fucked lol
Confirmed kino
Holy shit that is so cute and has melted my icy heart
Shutup Muhammad
I like this one a lot
about half way I was thinking it was either gonna be about the dangers of sexting or pedos
you just know...
this shit gave me nightmares
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Step aside plebs
>Sup Forums would call the husband a cuck for agreeing with his wife
that's shitty in a "caitlin jenner solving riots with pepsi" way
This is unironically the most kino commercial I have ever seen:
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>t. Catfag
>commercial
leagues beyond this garbage you guys post wtf is up with this shit board
did you see the other amazon commercial when they ordered a wok to cook the dog in?
made me tear up you fucker
N I N K I N O
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Yeah....
That hard cut in the end where the dog nose furrowed, you definitely know the dog bit the kid, then the parents ask alexa for directions to the pound, where they euthanized him with the same music playing all the while
>you'll never be her present this year
time for the sweet sound of my neck snapping
fucking disgusting
I could only get sad at the last one
1st was too unrealistic and the 2nd was just retarded but I guess the Chinese are usually as selfish as the daughter in the 2nd commercial
You don't even know kino
>"cumming home"
what were they thinking?
these old 90's ad were nuts
primus used these same costumes in their video for wynona: youtu.be
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this whole ad campaign
when was the last time anyone saw a chink with a golden retriever? it's still a cute ad, but i'm just saying
This water contains an acceptable amount of lead that is well within the drinkable standards.
when I saw this ad my first thought was, when do they eat that dog?
t. cynical bastard
The way the shot is lit at 0:15 obliterates my sides every time and I don't know why
So that's the ad Hamada loves so much.
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Judging by people's reactions to this commercial I can get a good gauge on how fucking stupid the posters here are. This commercial was utterly retarded sentimental shit trying to play itself off as your success as a parent is a function of your unbreakable blood tie to Amazon Prime. If you felt any emotion while watching it at all, congratulations, you're the the expendable cattle of this Earth and you and your loved ones would be gloriously marched into a meat grinder just to watch the blood spray. If you however nodded your head sagely, understanding how this commercial will tap into the emotional wiring of normies and make your AMZN shares perform better over the next few quarters, well done. An acceptable minority associated with intelligence? Check. A baby? Check. A recognizable and loved dog breed? Check. Lukewarm touchy feely "teehee me silly!" humor when the dog is given a toy mane? Check.
Cute until you realize that they're just trying to bring the child into the embrace of their dog eating culture
That Ridley Scott one for Apple back in the day, naturally.
there was a George Romero one as well
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kek holy shit you're the exact type of person was talking about
this ad was commercial horror kino. this was probably the only ad that legitimately terrified me as a kid. i'm pretty sure crossing the street when you see a black guy is justified after being traumatized by this multiple times as an impressionable child.
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blast from the past coming through
>not posting the extended version
this is literally Sup Forums the commercial
more like blacked the commercial, the liquid plumber one would be the shitted version
where's the full uncensored link?
what the fuck...
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An ad that has nothing to do with what it's supposed to advertise.
What is it with Americans and infidelity
damn bongs...
Whoa that commercial had more sexual tension than 50 Shades.
What's up with this weird jerky dancing that seems popular now? Just looks like a demon trying to escape someone's body, after they tricked them to possess them instead of their intended target.
>Oreimo: A Netflix film
>giraffe on the black guy's side is standing tall and proud
>giraffe on the white guy's side is droopy and sad looking
No commercial is kino. Every single one of them is a grim exercise in forced creativity, where a group of morally bankrupt cunts sit around cannibalizing whatever actual creative people have made using carefully calibrated market formulas in order to sell awful, awful shit - all in order to keep going a system that can not be maintained sustainably.
