Literally chad-kino holy shit. God damn I miss movies like this

Literally chad-kino holy shit. God damn I miss movies like this.

how did they manage to get keaton in this pile of shit

Elaborate how it's a pile of shit

It was literally a metal gear movie without the giant man-child robots.

>hating robots
Faggot

already seen Escape from New York thanks

How did he just make himself solid snake in like 18 months?

The book elaborated that he had a natural instinct for violence.

Yeah but he trained himself better than fucking CIA agents?

>CIA
>trained

"his test scores are off the charts"

"he's the best one i've ever seen"

"this kid is a natural"

"in all my years of experience i've never seen anyone like him"

>38% on Rotten Tomatoes
What went wrong?

A cesspool site of liberal bloggers.

white male, guns, racist

Fucking pissant numale writers. I bet if it was fantastic beast 2 or some shit it would've got 98

t. Brainlet cuckservatives

Get your T levels checked, four-eyes

You have shit taste obviously

Oh ok so you didn't actually see it. Gotcha

Fantastic beasts got the lowest score of hp you fucking asshat

Why would I see this garbage in theaters?

>self-taught Kid Punisher hunting down terrorists over the world
>Come with us, we can train ou to kill more because we've more resources and insight on who needs killing
>Oh one of our own went rogue and became the terorists
It's a pile of shit user.

How can test scores be off the charts. Either he scores maximum points or doesn't. What kind of fucking tests are you running.

Imagine a John wick movie with this mc as his sidekick

bump

Didn't that guy break his neck a few years ago or something?

Remember when people were saying that Dylan O'Brien's face was full on vanilla sky'd? I thought he'd look like Mason Verger after the accident. There were threads here about him being fucked and his career being dead, but I've watched him do some press for this movie and I can't even tell he had a terrible accent.

Are surgeons really that good or were his facial injuries exaggerated or wtf?

I never even knew he was in an accident. He looked fine. N-no homo

Does Taylor Kitsch play the same role as Dylan O'Brien but older?

They look very alike.

>That torture scene

C'MON I GOT NINE MORE. C'MOOOOOOOON

I saw the trailer for this in cinema for the first time. I couldn't believe how fucking generic and cliche a film can be. All those stupid cheesy oneliners, mindless shooting and generic "epic" action set pieces it's absurd.
And when I saw that the title of the film is actually AMERICAN ASSASSIN I burst out laughing, the amount of generic hollywood run of the mill garbage you ameritards are able to digest is astonishing.

I don’t even need to see this movie to know that no one will remember it ever existed in a month tops.

It was complete bullshit that you and select other retards swallowed hook, line and sinker.

I liked it.

Isn't pulling out finger nails fairly standard for a film torture scene? It's pretty easy to fake on a budget.

Man, I love Dylan. Is it true he got Vanilla Sky'D?

I wish you put 'I didn't need to see it' earlier in your post so I'd stop reading it sooner.

you think they can finance the sequel?

I had to watch the trailer for this movie
It looks like some serious stinky shit. Like some US military approved, Lifetime movie script about some generic CW star who runs around the world taking everything as seriously as possible. It's like something they would have made in the 80s, but with no charm or humor.
It's like some wish fulfillment for some redneck 5 year old
>and den my sexy big boobed wife is killt by da muslims
>so den I train wit the vulture from Spider-Man and I'm the bestest gun shooter he ever seen
>den, uhh, I go gun shoot peeple.

don't forget the generic
>parents died in a car crash
>becomes a trouble maker

Isn't it penis inspection day in your corporate work camp, user?