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ITT:

we judge a country based on the beer it produces

Australia, are you even trying?

>judging other countries based on beer
>american flag

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I like how the beer was brewed by Irish-American immigrants therefore making it not authentic Australian beer.

We don't even drink Fosters you stupid fucking lard-scooter riding hick. We just export it to the States to act as a deterrent to keep you vile cunts out of our country.

Yes, a fucking leaf.

Dumb newfag cunt, most stores dont even sell that piss here. Brits drink Fosters not Aussies.
VB, MB or Carlton would be a better choice.

No one even drinks that piss water in Australia matey

fairly cheap, based as fuck. pollacks are bro-tier

Beer? Heh, lightweights.

what about teds?

isnt that from a dude on /ck/?

Ooh, it looks like the country with the objectively worst beer comments.

you're 12 stfu

Best aussie beer cummin through

No we aren't.
We literally get diseased rat'c cock into a can and squeeze them so hard they piss themselves, seal it up and chill it and sell it to Americans.
I mean we really should put more effort into hating you fat cunts be we really can't be fucked.

this is what real aussies drink cunt, fuck off with this fosters meme

BIG
BLACK
KOLSCH

Too bad it's sold at Outback Steakhouses and it's "Australian for Beer".
So it's Australian beer, it's shit, and so is your country.

>We
Why are you a fucking leaf, m8

You bitches got no chance.

>Blended & Packaged in Sierra Leone


>Premium Quality

Doubtful.

Outback fakehouse is to Australia what Nandos is to Portugal.
Hurry up and kill yourself

99% sure its not even brewed here
But I wouldnt fucking know because literally not a single person I know drinks it

>he's never had 4x on tap
Maybe you'd find green tea goes down easier

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Bretty good

Us shitposters gotta stick together

Isn't that what Africans fuel their postie bikes with?

Just another standard Aussie living the ski bum life in whistler mate

name 5 american beers that aren't shit.

Lol we have a rich draft beer market now.
America has the best beer now. Aussies so buttsploded.

fosters isn't Australian you dumb faggot. Its just a jew tactic to get you to buy beer because you think its all "exotic" cause you think its from shitpostville. But it reality its brewed in the US.

Fucking disgusting queenslander degenerate
Tastes like week old HIV pozzed cum from a condom and cigarette butts in water

Who /liquor/ here?

Thanks based Ireland

how much do one of those go for?
i need to know

>Objectively worst
You must be fucking retarded

I don't really care who make Guinness (scots?), but it's my staple. Always available, abundant, inexpensive, and it's not lager piss.

>Sam Adams
>Bud
>..
>.
>

Listen, nobody drinks that shit here. Never even seen it at the store

lol cunt have fun with your passion pop

>Tastes like week old HIV pozzed cum from a condom and cigarette butts in water

You must be from Melbourne to know that taste

Usa produces more top shelf microbrewery than the rest of the world combined.

As just one example, the tiny nothing state of maine produces more micros than all of germany.

Simple facts. Numbers are numbers

>beer
>not wine
This is why you are pleb niggers and we are white patricians.

why does that have a "best by" date? does liquor ever go bad?

HOWD YA KNOW

Nigger I drink real beer

Fosters hasnt been sold in australia since the early 90's and before that it wasnt even popular. they only reason it got the "australian beer" meme is because a shitty movie from the 70's which Brits latched onto.

Everyone i know has always drank either VB carlton or Thooeys.

>microbrewery
This reflects on you as a man

>jameson
Not the best desu. Try Powers or Bushmills if you like whiskey.

ok bro.
Name 5

the beer for the anglosphere

>mollsen

Kys senpai

Also Murcia makes great beer, just not the shit you've heard of


Besides I am the Germany and we are the beer

VB is the quintessentially aussie beer
Shame its not very good

Lmfaooooooooooooo

Lol. Fuck off.

It's literally all fruity IPA shit. The only beer i ever drank in the USA were Heinies and Stella

Stout is shit
Dark ales and dark wheats are where its at, like drinking a liquid steak.

Jameson fits our trailer park budgets and doesn't even come off pikey.

Those emus really did a number on you boys, first you lose the war then you lose your brewing industry. Next thing you know those lanky cunts will be running around with your daughters and there is not a thing you can do about it.

F E A T H E R E D

>implying every Anglo-Germanic country with shitty big brand beer doesn't have a theiving craft and micro scene to compensate

Pointless thread. Checking the catalog to see what you're sliding. This isn't Sup Forums

please enlighten me ausbro, on holidays and need drinks for tonight

Best beer u goys never had

Stone ipa
Fat tire
Rogue
Bells
Sunking

The list could go on and on. Every state has at least two very large and very good breweries. The only people who drink Murican meme beer live in trailers and smoke meth.

Too bad I don't live near Oregon

You know it's a good whiskey when it has an expiration date and the container resembles that of antifreeze

Pretty good stuff

>Ireland
>2016
>Not drinking Paddy

B E A K E D

Rogue dead guy is amazing

And it gets you drunk as fuck

>Oregon
Shit place, amazing beer
Rogue Dead Guy is in my absolute top-tier

>beer

any kind of beer is pleb tier, this cheap piece is shit is much better (8 american dollars) and god tier tequila (Herradura) is 25-50 dollars.

checked em

Anything by
>Cigar City
>Sierra Nevada
>New Belgium
>Stone
>Dogfish Head
And literally hundreds more

Weihenstephaner Kristallweissbier
Erdinger Dunkel
Scofferhofer

Those barbarians know their biers

This. probably brewd by A&B.... which just got bought by miller... so pretty much everything you get in the states is brewed by one corporation.

mah nigga

Does beer have to be Kosher?

that bottle would be like $40 here man

>not having a few beers after a day on the worksite with your tradie m8s
>shiggy

thanks lad.

>drinking beer
Degenerate working class scum, actual patricians only drink spirits (not mixed)

That shit tokillya is cheaper per ml then the beer you just mentioned

They teach you math in shitico?

>Degenerate working class scum, actual alcoholics only drink spirits (not mixed)

Ivan is visiting London it seems

Oh man your dick must be huge

I used to drink spirits, until I vomited blood 3 times and had my stomach vaccumed.
Now I can only drink beer. Although I cheat every now and then and have a rum and coke.

>not drinking one of these puppies
Why even drink?

>Jose
>Not drinking superior Patron, Camarena, Cazadorez or 1800

And im as white as they come.

Get your shit together mexico

Sailor Jerry and coke I should say
Best spiced rum

had a rum and coke a few nights ago with the boys. Good times.

First drink i ever got drunk to. I was with my brothers. Good memories

>spirits
>because shit like rum, whiskey and tequila are totally indicative of the upper class
unless you're drinking brandy out of a snifter every day, quit being a fag and get off your high horse.

>visit Australia
>heard good things about local beers, I'm told every town has it's beer
>everybody I see is drinking tecate
>tecate is considered fine imported beer
>it costs something like 20 ASD for a 6 pick
this was in 2013 in NSW

>Be from Atlanta
>My city makes some of the best IPAs in the country
>Maybe even the world
>Sweetwater
Sweetwater 420 is a beer/weed/music festival in my town where you get drunk, high, and listen to shitty Atlanta folk music
>3 Taverns
>Monday Night
>Terrapin
>...only to name a few

Actually I just drink jack daniels honey and coke (not mixed)

top tier choice. Only competitor I can think of that comes close is Carabana Sol.

Just bought a large bottle of this to make pina coladas for my wife. She seemed to like them.

I tend to stick with beer or straight whisky on occasion. Rum and Vodka are top tier mixing liquors though.

First thing I ever got drunk to was JW Red and Malibu
Yeah, I know.

pic related

Budweiser tastes like shit, and Coors tastes like water.

Captian morgans and coke? Anyone?

Sailor Jerry is top tier spiced rum. Makes Captain Morgan look like Admiral Nelson.

Captains is the poorfags spiced rum

charge your phone goldberg

I drink this and blue moon

i see no reason to drink other beers, this is what I enjoy.