You wake as China's leader

You wake as China's leader.
What do you do?

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endorse trump

kill japs

Call for Imperial japan

Show those fucking chinks Nanking 2.0

genocide africans and arabs
make sure they dont escape
call obama a nigger

I would take those all those islands just to piss japan off
after that I would commence a surprise exercise to China's newly formed rocked brigade

I do my best to revive the beautiful culture of old China

nuke africa desu

Immediatly disband the CCP and reistablish the KMT. Find whoever is the heir to the Ming dinasty (or come up with one), and make him the Emperor.

China now is a constitutional monarchy.

Make an iron fist rule for some time until things are stabilized. Create new parties, create the mandarin system, promote again Chinese culture. Free market oriented economy and less big government.

Reunify with Taiwan. Release Manchuria, Xinjian and Tibet as nations. Make those my allies. Ally with Japan as well. Endorse a reunification in the Korea penninsula. Create the Asian Alliance, inviting Indochina, the released nations, Mongolia, Korea and Japan. Seek cooperation instead of rivalry with the United States and India.

Forgot picture.

bail out with as much money

Abolish gommunism and let the Republic of China take its rightful place as the one true government of China. Everyone is happy.中華民國萬歲!三民主義,要消滅共匪證券,以三民主義統一祖國!

Fix the country.
Stop being the Western worlds bitch. Suppling their capitalist economy. Stop treating the citizens like shit so that other countries can prosper.
Free tibet and announce that taiwan and thailand are independent nations now.

I like you, Finnbro

publicly execute commies
openly invade Africa, remove nigger and build new cities for my out of control population

Tough guy aren't you?

>gypsie
you have to do better than that
youtube.com/watch?v=Z0DO0XyS8Ko

ruined by piercing

yes.
Why arent countries like this? why arent they progressive? it seems so rewarding.

Nuke Beijing. Cuz those dogs in Beijing who tries to bullshit the rest of us Chinese for their own power don't deserve to be alive.

>Release Manchuria, Xinjian and Tibet as nations
How about 不要?One of MKT's founding principles was unity with all the nationalities and ethnicity that compose the Chinese nation 中華民族. Also it's been like almost 500 years since fall of Ming, where will you find their descendants? There are still descendants of Manchu dynasty though.

>babby's first gypsy meme post

you're gonna have to vittu harder

Surrender full control of the country to the US.

have sex with the women

duh

Buy Sup Forums
shut it down

>Stop being the Western worlds bitch.
>Free tibet and announce that taiwan and thailand are independent nations now.
Top kek, mate. Top kek. That's exactly what Obama-EU-NATO want.

Ban making slide threads like this, fucking nip.

Endorse Trump, take the South China Sea by force, expand influence in Africa.

Nuke my own country.

Roll policies right back to 1969. Mao's great experiment ended too soon. He should have executed Deng Xiao Ping instead of just purging him from power. I mean when youre in that deep you might as well see it to the end.

>Immediatly disband the CCP and reistablish the KMT.
Stupid, the KMT's gestion post Sun Yat-Sen was catastrophic.and the KMT on Taiwan under Chiang conducted the exact same politics as Mao did in the mainland

>Find whoever is the heir to the Ming dinasty (or come up with one), and make him the Emperor.
that's not how dynasties work, last Ming died in Manchuria with Puyi, also the KMT was anti-imperialist, Sun Yat-Sen and Chiang Kai-Shek both being from the Hong Men

>China now is a constitutional monarchy.
retarded

>Make an iron fist rule for some time until things are stabilized.
you mean literally like now ?

>Create new parties, create the mandarin system
how do you make a constitutional monarchy work with the mandarin system ?

>promote again Chinese culture.
already underway

>Free market oriented economy and less big government.
enjoy the return of feudal warfare then

>Reunify with Taiwan
Why not ask the Taiwan natives about that ?

>Release Manchuria, Xinjian and Tibet as nations make those my allies. Ally with Japan as well
stupid

>Create the Asian Alliance, inviting Indochina, the released nations, Mongolia, Korea and Japan. Seek cooperation instead of rivalry with the United States and India.
you must have a magic wand to manage something even the most peaceful non interventionist dynasties couldn't work out, also how do you solve the territorial issues with India, Japan and Vietnam ?


Holy shit people who learn history from Paradox games are fucking retarded

You can access 4chins from China. I've done it before, even started a few breads myself. You need a pass though cause moot banned all Chinese ISP's also Google captcha doesn't come through.

This + no more simplified Chinese.

proxy?

Try to invade mainland US just for giggles. Economy is slowing down, so why not!?

Freak out because I don't know Mandarin.

Only good answer so far. Honorary Chinese. Take this dank Chinese meme as a token of friendship.

Donate massive amounts to the trump campaign, hack hillary's campaign then join russia in invading the middle east and colonizing it.

1. Reinstate 1 child policy.
2. Nationalise all houses in NZ/Aus owned by Chinese citizens, sell them off to locals at a fair price, pocket the money myself and grab whatever other funds I can.
3. Change 1 child policy to 0 child policy.
4. From a safe location, taunt Best Korea into launching a nuclear attack.
5. Retaliate. Then nuke as much of the middle east as I can too.
6. Laugh heartily and go back to NZ.
7. Tell Putin he can have the land - "sorry it's so bloody radioactive though mate".

Why do you hate China so much?

>Why not ask the Taiwan natives about that ?
Because Taiwan is a part of China according to all treaties signed by the Chinese government since the 1800's and was only taken away by Japanese imperialists in 1895. Imagine if you wake up one morning and Corsica was taken over by Italians (again). Do you think the French government would just accept that because it belonged to someone else for a long time?

I don't hate China, I hate communism
The only country in the world I real hate is Korea

Because mainstream media and American government has an anti-China boner, it causes everyone to irrationally hate China, just like Russia.

Nuke Israel and NYC

Totally worth any repercussions

I don't know what you are trying to say, although belonging to China, Taiwan has a native minority people that were massacred under the KMT rule, whereas they would have received the special self administration minority status under the PRC.

What's wrong with communism?

Very true

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Cuck japan and steal their islands

is it because their martial art school superior?

Eat a baby with a side of dog, Cry over the size of my penis, die of lung cancer from breathing polluted air.

How did I do?

>You wake as China's leader.
>What do you do?

Launch.

Decentralize steel production.
Mandate sparrow killing.
Distribute urban schoolgirls among solitary yak farmers.

>what's wrong with communism

Modern America on display, everyone

Shitpost/10

this

>massacred
Exaggeration. Also, the entirety of the current United States was previously indigenous land. Similarly, Taiwanese natives only consist about 1% of the total population of Taiwan. They should get a say, and should get some form of minority protection, but they cannot be the only deciding factor.
A good example of this is whenever the media talks about the Chinese boogeyman, the first clip they roll is Chinese soldiers marching on Tiananmen Square. In the same way, trying to portray it as some sort of police state bent on world domination, when it really isn't that bad.

>Modern America

You mean reddit?

Emperor Yung-Lo pls go back to being dead

Communism destroys culture, tradition, people, communism brings poor and dumb. Is always like that.
Korea is so inferior, they never produced anything of culture like art, architect, miliitary, history. If you study just little of Korea history you'll see they were always China vassal for thousands of years until Japan invade and rape all their unhuman "humans". And also they all so ugly they need plastic surgery because they want to look Japanese.

Delcare war on the asian Dragon Families and purge the upper elites with summary executions

and tattoo. this is like taking a shit on the mona lisa. such a shame

Something I noticed is that even though Reddit is supposed to be "liberal" and "accepting" they're more racist than Sup Forums
At least here there's conversations on topics but over there it's just circle jerking the same shit about each country every post

>They should get a say, and should get some form of minority protection, but they cannot be the only deciding factor.

Are you telling me native minorities are treated better in the PRC than in the RoC ?

>Communism destroys culture, tradition, people, communism brings poor and dumb. Is always like that.

Mao didn't do anything that hadn't been done previously in the history of China.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burning_of_books_and_burying_of_scholars

China destroys culture and tradition not communism
And I'm pretty sure Japan came from Korea man

That doesn't mean it's still wrong.
If you step on my feet, then I step on yours, I will be stepping on my own feet...

Under a one country, two systems, or perhaps multiple systems sort of thing, they would continue living the same as they do now, just like people in Hong Kong and Macau.

All communisms in the world destroyed culture and tradition. Look at Soviet Union for example. Many beautiful cathedral destroyed because communism.
Japan is an island by the sea filled with volcanoes, people that came here came here 40 000 years ago, very different from modern Korean.

did i mention i'd have sex with the women?

Execute order 66

It needs to go both ways though, and the Taiwan folks showed they don't want anything to do with the PRC (except using their factories and getting their shekels) by electing the retarded woman over the pragmatic KMT man

Clean up a fucking local river. Any one just pick one at random.

If every chinese official woke up and did that the country would be 1000x better in half a year.

Go visit Trudeau, Buy HongCouver

Try less
.... And you have shit taste

>not going to your local uni and finding some right now
picture of a skeptical looking man with a baseball bat in front of a fence and blue background
and four years ago they elected ma ying-jiu, that's democracy. they'll sway from loving mainland to hating it ever 4 to 8 years.

Make a large donation to the Clinton foundation to make Hillary drop out

get some delicious Chinese loli action.

screw you guys I'm doing what Chairman Mao did. Bang Loli's all day and night.

you wouldn't have sex with that?

post your ideal woman then.

FUck yeah

Stop being an insectoid and teach the people what human emotions are.

Redpilling included.

split from Shanghai and let the cyberpunk set in alot faster

Chinese leaders always have many mistresses and concubines.

Mao was really into irl loli

>the KMT on Taiwan under Chiang conducted the exact same politics as Mao did in the mainland

lol no

Chiang Kai-shek didn't try to implement any kind of socialism or communism, it was state-directed capitalism.

The closest he got was the land reforms, which were actually executed well and resulted and huge increases in productivity.

...

Put my dust mask on.

isn't it hypocritical to talk about culture when you commit rape? history wise korea and japan don't seem too far apart what is one strong thing that makes japan superior.

Learning Chinese would probably come first.

wa-pedia.com/history/origins_japanese_people.shtml
>54% of Japanese men belong to haplogroup O, and more precisely to the subgroups O3 and O2b. Both of them could be of Han Chinese or Korean origin.
>Y-DNA haplogroup D2, making up 36% of the Japanese male lineages, is interesting because it is only found in Japan.

therapyideas.net/confidence-low-self-esteem-self-hatred-projection.htm
>Projection, a Defense Mechanism
Maybe self projecting is the underlying reason for hatred against the koreans.

Another perspective.
whatislovedrcookerly.com/999/healthy-self-love-and-not-giving-your-power-away/

I would also summon Mark Zuckerberg's wife back home to China where I would have sex with her while he is forced to watch via Facebook live streaming.

I conquer every single shitty Asian country that borders me.

Bang asian girl till pee fall off

>KMT representing ROC
Fucking plebe.

>implying he is not a cuck

Jew=cuck

>Stop being the Western worlds bitch
To me China and Russia are the only countries to NOT being the western bitch though

wow, his security is really inconspicuous.

Erect a 500 foot tall statue of Cao Cao in the forbidden city.

Nuke my own cuntry

probably think WtF is up with my eyes

and why is my dick so small

Get an army of Tibetan Mastiffs and bad ass gooks to go remove kebabs. Then leave the country in the hands of somene who's actually responsible.

Completely open up the free market?
Cut any and all ties to communism?
Free speech and right to bear arms?