ITT: things you NEVER see in movies

>ITT: things you NEVER see in movies

pic related, it's always a zippo and never a cheap lighter

>he doesn't use the far superior bic.

>Not lighting your cig with matches

numale confirmed.

A loser kid who really doesn't have any friends or people talking to him

Do you have autism

>smoking in the first place

degenerate

>Character uses a lighter for a cigar

>character doesn't walk into a room, forget why he's there and walk back out

cheap lighters aren't worth it. They always break before the fuel runs out.

Main characters living in shitty houses.
Where my fellow poorfags at.

>wanting to get butane cancer

same in real life for me, i'm sorry you live among human vermin

I smoke so rarely that my zippo always dries up in the down time

>he doesn't light his cigarettes using a magnifying glass and the awesome power of the sun
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>he doesn't use his kitchen stove and sugar to light his cigs

>Things you never see in movies
Underage nudity

>Main characters living in shitty houses.

never seen the first Rocky movie?

>implying

you saw that all the time in 1970s and 1980s

if the starter breaks, just use a different lighters starter with the fuel from the broken one

did you mean to type this into google

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God pisses me off my grocery store only sells these jankey pieces of shit.

In what movies?
>*Takes out notepad*

a functional, nuclear white family

>had a zippo once
>kept it in jeans pocket front right
>noticed after a while a burning sensation on leg there
>eventually realised it was the fuel from the zippo

now i just vape anyway so fuck lighters

>lights match with stubble

>spoonfeeding newfriends
better luck next time

Romeo and Juliet
that Keira Knightley movie
Salo, or 120 of Sodom
El Topo. The Holy Mountain.

those are just off the top of my head

The only real use I've gotten out of these is that there's zero effort involved in making them explode. Just throw it at something and it will every single time.

manchild

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Everyone was legal, they just looked underage

those are prettier "Desu"

Or just chuck it against a wall and watch it explode.

wrong, unless you're talking about Salo, and only Salo specficically

They're the only disposable lighter that's going to work until it runs out of fuel.

>Romeo and Juliet
Pretty sure they were above 18

lol no

>character doesn't walk into a room, forget why he is there and walk back out

>not being anonymous 1337 lighter

I want Sophia to show me her asshole

Those things hurt your thumb after a while

s-stop

I thought you ment the Dicaprio version

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I honestly prefer these lighters, more convenient in the pocket

The GOAT. Back when I still smoked they were to most reliable fuckers and I still have one around from years ago I keep to light candles when the lights go out.

that's fitting for them also

>he doesn't use the far superior colt
Fixed that for ya.

The only thing I hate about these is the "safety" thing, to prevent children from using them, or whatever the reason is.

You are not alone, I'm here with you

what if it's at night, retard?

no they dont
youre just a soft pussy

they take like 1 sec to rip out

>not lighting his faggots with the heating element of his electric kettle

I used to take a knife and take the safety thing off, kinda sounds like a crack head thing to do

I know faggots can be annoying, but burning them again?

>I still have one around from years ago I keep to light candles when the lights go out
American """infrastructure"""

I use the ones in OP's pic because they don't have bic lighters most places around me, they rarely break on me, I don't know how people in this thread are treating their lighters. As for bics, I don't like the fact that you can't adjust the flame. I'm Danish and we toast our cigarettes before making joints, and for that you sometimes you want a larger flame, but for lighting cigarettes you almost only need a small spark.
On another, film-related note, the total absence of smokers in contemporary blockbusters seems pretty crazy to me. They want a film to be realistic, and yet they try to convince me that absolutely NO ONE smokes? I'm fine with them not wanting to encourage it, but come on.

I actually live in an above average income area but you're right about the power grid here. It's straight garbage. Every summer I get at least 3 outages and if the winters brings ice which it sometimes does you're guaranteed 1 or two.

It's not normal though. Just a town that grew way too fast for the grid to keep up.

Yeah, I know they can be removed easily, but why are they there to begin with? They were added in the early 2000s and I still don't understand them.

Oh, and speaking about crackheads, ever notice how they glue coins at the bottom, so the lighter stays standing on the table? Now THAT'S a trick.

tfw any thread involving this shit begins anywhere on Sup Forums:

>lighters
>knives
>guns
>paintball
>mecha
>Sonic
>anime
>lifting
>Magic the Gathering
>Warhammer

>The only thing I hate about these is the "safety" thing, to prevent children from using them
You can rip it out with your fingers.
And people don't remember when they started using all kinds of obnoxious "safety locks." on lighters. Every time you got a new lighter it was a fucking puzzle figuring out how to make it work.

fucking hell how poor do you have to be to not be able to afford a cheap lighter

it costs like 20 cents in my country jeez

>Every time you got a new lighter it was a fucking puzzle figuring out how to make it work

I'm sorry to hear that

Hey you're not getting me to run down to the store when two broken lighters combined make for a perfectly fine one

>the slightest breeze blows it out
Bic is fucking garbage.

People like you always weigh 300 pounds and are neets.

right I forgot that in American suburban hell its a 30 minute drive to the nearest shop instead of a 2 minute walk

I guess it makes sense then

basically every Eddie Murphy's movies
what is that guy doing today anyway?

I'm not a scumbag smoker, so I don't know what he did, but apparently it was impressive enough that she now wants the dick

keep telling yourself that

>character finds a still lit cigarette on the sidewalk picks it up and smoke it

the most fedora'd post i've seen in a while, congrats

>tfw this happens to me multiple times a day

Joke's on you, I'm eurotrash and I live on the first floor with a dune coon kiosk right down on the corner of my street, and my building is almost on the corner.
I'm still not gonna go down to the store when I don't have to.

He's cosplaying

harness the awesome reflective powers of the moon

Daily reminder that white lighters, especially bics, are bad luck

Removing the child safety thing from a lighter makes cute lesbians want to fuck you. Thanks Kevin Smith.

he tore the safety off with his teeth

>believing in stoner mythology

Dude I had this one for like 5 years until it ran out of gas

>character is broke , picks up 32 pack of rolling papers for $1 , collects butts in altoids tine to roll from

>character doesn't lock himself in his room and sits infront of his computer for 25 years straight
Takes me right out

GET A LOAD OF THIS FUCKING MORON

The button is longer for big fat american thumbs hahah

show me a video of this happening

i got something else that's longer in america bud

*unzips dick*

fugg why am I not exclusively buying white lighters

Nothing is 20 cents here you 3rd world faggot.

>smoking cigs
>2017

>he doesn't smoke weed
>2017

what the fuck was this post supposed to be

For u

>tfw this happens to me multiple times a day

can't, makes me feel tense and panicky

>>character is broke , smokes $2 a pack double diamond "cigars"

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