An unknown uncle passes away and leaves you 20 billion inheritance on the stipulation that you produce shows or movies until your 50's.
I'd become the next Russ Meyer, hire nothing but cam girls and glamour models. Make content I like to watch while at the same time driving the media mad.
What sort of content would you crazy kids make? race reverse 12 Years a Slave maybe.
Nice plan Satan. With that much money I'd do the same, except produce a quality kino here and there to get reluctant attention.
I'd just bank roll cheap infomercials and put the rest in a tax shelter.
Who?
I'd hire jav pornstars and make bwc kino (starring me as the bwc ), uncensored
Who's the titcow
Make all white commercials promoting the white race. Give a 100k salary to every person that works in the commercial.
Anri Okita. Retired JAV girl. She's popular, so opinions are divisive. I just get off to her titjob scenes.
Whoops, forgot to add a part where you must spend at least half of it, the threads not so much about ways of keeping all of it and would you really need it all, unless you spend money like some retarded cartoon character I don't think you would ever need to worry about finances again,
Pandora Peaks
>getting off to censored porn
her only mistake was not doing uncensored before she retired
Make dozens upon dozens of horror comedy films featuring busty women fighting various ghouls or monsters. Like Dead Alive, but you can also fap to it.
>wanting to see uncensored dicks
>make a few adaptations of books and book series I feel deserve a TV series, like the Charlie Parker series, a couple of mini series based on AM Holmes books
>fling however much money at CBS to get the rights to POI, hire back the whole original crew and tell the writers to write series 5 as they would have, if they'd had a full series, and if they even had material for more series, so be it
>also finance a spinoff starring the DC team,
Basically a combination of material most companies wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole, due to the subject matter being controversial and giving some series that were cancelled too soon a second chance.
Her mistake was getting facial surgery or whatever the fuck she got done on her face.
A lot of it would go to fantasy fulfillment. I would put out movies and tv series where I get to be the badass hero. Fantasy, sci-fi, whatever hero I feel like being.
I would probably bankroll a lot of unknowns or small-timers the main industry is ignoring in favor of safe bets.
As a bonus, if I didn't have to worry about copyright/the money could be used to get out of any legal troubles, I would fund the versions of movies I think should have been made. For example, studio drops x director in favor of a yes-man or hires shitty actor y to pander to the masses, I make it with the person who should have been there.
How can I pretend my dick is that dick if that dick is all blurry and shit
Think, dummy
>not wanting to see uncensored pussy
how big of a homo can you be?
I'd produce educational tv for kids and encourage reading and healthy diet/exercise
>seeing little jap dicks helps me self insert
That's unfortunate, it's easier for me to self insert my fat american cock with the blur.
>wanting to see uncensored roasties
why bother fapping to women at all? I hear there are lots of trap threads on b that you would like, xx chromosomes are not allowed.