British people

>british people

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I got called racist in Greggs one time

Why?

>british intellectuals

What the fuck is a Greggs?

>wtf is a Greggs
top kek

it's a bakery lad

Sounds like a sketch from Limmy's Show

A staple of British culture.

I was being racist

The place where you get cheeky nandos I think

gay

no, you get a cheeky nandos from nandos

you get a chicken bake from greggs

THERE IS NOTHING GAY ABOUT GREGGS CHEESE AND ONION SLICES

In Greggs?

They is some cucks, why do they have muslims

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Yeah it was in Greggs

amen, desu

English, nigger.

You British are all right, don't go to Greggs tomorrow.

Greggs cheese and..... onion slices?

How else will I get my Sausage and Bean slice, lad? I'm not going to Hursts or the Pound Bakery.

Yeah they're lovely they have a variety of tasty slices but my absolute favourite item from Greggs is their delightfully crisp sausage roll.

You know, It feels so good to say paki in a Greggs and then be berated for it by another customer. It's an indescribable feeling.

But I live on Greggs.

Is there no other way?

>Sausage, bean and cheese melt master race here

Feels good, man

racist

I got called racist in Walmart one time

What if the guy at the counter is a paki and on the grounds you just shouted paki really loud he decides not to serve you?

You won't get your food then.

You won't get your steak slice.

Your steak fucking slice!

I feel it, a horribly annoying meme is starting

We need to kill this quick
Hurry, everybody sage

A racist leaf named Gregg

tell us what happened man

>call themselves "americans"
>not indigenous to america

> british intellectuals

There's two Greggs in my area

Just go to the other one and get my steak slice

Return to the first Greggs

Just call the guy at the counter a paki until the rozzers put me in the back of a copper van.

I want Sup Forums to leave

theguardian.com/film/2015/jul/24/jake-gyllenhaal-i-love-greggs

You can't qualify as British if you don't like Greggs.

he sharted too hard ofcourse

I was being racist

>sausage roll

that's gay bro and sounds like a more boring chilidog

...

ye but why

FPBP

racist where? In a Walmart?

Wait, Americans don't have sausage rolls?

I saw some fucking harambees walking around shopping for some bananas so I fucking sacked the Bantus with my dick.

>literal greggs plebs
>not going to superior percy ingle
Do you even London?

I was spooked by a litany of jigaboos in Tallahassee.

I'm going into my local Greggs at lunch time for a steak bake, a chicken bake & a sausage roll. I'm also gonna flirt with the hijabi who always serves me whilst I'm there. This is the life, lads.

Yeah it was in Walmart

in walmart?

This is a silly thread. Please don't make anything like this again.

Hello there Tyrone

A sausage roll is a sausage in a roll and its not gay to fuck a Greggs sausage roll.

Cheers pal

Was it Olde Greggs?

Yeah it was in Walmart but it looked like a zoo

Shut the fuck up. Never reply again.

they are subhuman

pls stop avatar fagging mr. bong

Wtf I love Greggs now

Percy Ingle's sausage roles taste like pastry damnation. Fucking awful, mate.

sausage roll*

speaking of sausages, there's one on your forehead (its a dick)

wtf I hate canacucks now

As with Greggs and Freddo Frogs, Karenposting is also part of British culture.

Sounds like a hotdog.

with cheese and onions, it sounds like a chilidog.

I thought, it'd be along the lines of you typical bbq sausage wrap, but it actually does look kinda 5/10.

The fuck you playing at mate?

tell us what went down bro

>British
>Culture

I'm surprised a colonial would even know that show enough to make that reference.

Watch it, colonial, or we'll pay the First Nations to burn down your hometown.

More like this one.
youtube.com/watch?v=jTifRi3qDkU

Bro I don't mean to be the bearer of bad news but you got a big fat cock on your forehead

your mom

now I feel like rewatching kiniro mosaic thanks to you

pls link torrent

back 2 the wigwam plz go

>American
>Culture

You don't have a proper culture pal

Anime is shit

Riding my bike in a smug, racist way > Karenposting

>British
>Bantz
You don't have proper bantz bud

>when a father hates his sons

Even lidls bakery is better than greggs.

Get some class, you pig fucking degenerate

Unbeknownst to myself, I stepped into the black part of town.

It happened at Greggs

Yeah but why

tell us what happened lad

Gotta squirt them with water so they know not to piss on the floor

Lidl isn't even British, you dirty fucking kraut collaborator!

so is this the anglo thread of tonight?

>Wait, Americans don't have sausage rolls?
No they don't. It's fucking horrible. No proper Heinz Beans, no squash, no real tea biscuits, absolutely shit tier chocolate.

But they have lots of potato chips (CRISPS)... and mexican dips.

It's a pub.

Don't you get sent to prison for life for racism in Britain?

What happened to this guy?

my fucking sides lads

I told the pan handler
>I ain't giving you shit nigga.

Nothing like a cheeky handy at nandos right lads?

The best thing about Greggs is how they provide your pasty in a wrapper so you can go behind the store and take a piss whilst eating your pasty and not have to worry about any piss you have on your hand getting onto your food.

>no real tea biscuits

The fuck are you doing there then?

Because (((greggs))) is British right?

Hang yourself

Isn't their beer total piss as well? Like 0.5-2% alcohol? Or does it just taste bad, I can never remember?

I got called a fag on Sup Forums today.

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