Horror movie

>horror movie
>character tries shooting the monster
>runs out of bullets
>throws away the gun

>horror movie
>character tries shooting the monster
>runs out of bullets
>"the clip! i gotta reload the CLIP!"

/k/ please
it bothers me too

>character drives over the monster
>steps out of the vehicle, walks up to it and stands right over it while saying something clever in a smug tone
>monster wakes up and kills him

>horror movie
>character drive to his favorite seed and feed store
>It's now Sneed's
>Formerly Chuck's

Name three movies and two films

>horror movie
>conclusion up to your own interpretation

>horror movie
>character hears noises outside their house in the middle of the night
>goes outside instead of just looking out the window or calling the police

>horror movie
>ear shattering fart noise

>calling the police
>not magdumping whatever it is without a second thought
t. soon to be dead cuck

Name literally one

Lovecraftian (2011)

you cant just magdump people who make noises outside your house /k/

>horror flick
>female character is raped on screen

>>horror movie
>>character lives in a socialist country
>>he already lives in hell and has no weapons to defend himself.
>>He say (Dios mio) and close the eyes, at least he will not starve to death.

Like hell we can't

WHO GAVE U THE ORDER
REEEEEEEEE

>horror movie
>character downplays the threat even going as far as calling it non-existent
>terrible mistake

>in their underwear

>coward and egotistical character tries to escape/hide by himself by fucking over the whole group and compromising the brave protagonists' safety
>he gets lost/cornered and tries to reason with the monster 'hey hey there lil buddy i got some candies for u'
>cut back to protagonists with him screaming in agony in the distance

>all male characters die
>1 woman ends up surviving in the end

>horror movie
>character hears noises outside their house in the middle of the night
>magdump whatever it is without a second thought
>kneel down to check body
>it was a friend/family member
>camera pans up to reveal monster behind remorseful and stupidly careless character crying like a bitch while clutching at the dead body

>guys let's split up to look for/do thing
>everyone agrees

And that's a good thing.

>action comedy movie
>character tries to shoot the bad guy
>runs out of bullets
>throw the gun at him

>they already know the monster is capable of overpowering a single human and killing them easily
>they still split up

>house is clearly haunted by a malevolent spirit
>character decides to stay in the house anyway

>"horror" movie
>event happens
>suddenly things get quiet with a character moving slowly before the jumpscare

>Bad guy returns fire by throwing his own gun
>next they are throwing their shoes and objects around them

>lmao don't be such a pussy bro it's just the wind or the old house making those nois-

>dark-comedy thrillers series
>"""protagonists""" are hunted by a drug lord after unknowingly losing his boat and then taking his money
>they try to give the money back instead of killing everyone chasing them and keeping the money
Another one,
>horror movie
>antagonist hiding in closet
>protagonist tries to open the door slowly instead of putting his fist through it

Name 3 movies

>horror movie
>monster is Lovecraftian

I think in a surreal context that could actually be quite unnerving.

>horror book
>conclusion up to your own interpretation
Never again.

>horror movie
>it isn't lovecraftian

99% of Scooby-Doo movies

>horror movie
>starts with an ear shattering fart noise

>horror movie
>its not spooky

>horror movie
>it's just an action movie with a couple jump scares thrown in

>horror movie
>Kill monster with a weapon
>immediately drop the weapon

>horror movie
>it's just a suspense movie with a couple jump scares thrown in

>suspense movie
>it's just a drama movie with an eerie soundtrack

I'm on episode 7 and they're still fucking trying to comply and give the money back. How did this shit get green lit?

Shit meme

>horror movie
>protagonist always a pussy

>monster rips everything to giblets
>hero gets thrown around the room repeatedly without any injuries