>*EAR-SHATTERING HANS ZIMMER HORN NOISE* >*sounds of running and screaming* >"Oh my GOD oh my god, it truly is the B-b-blair Witch™!!!!!!!" >*looks straight at camera* >oh m-my god.... *sniffles and crying* I'm going to die..." >*blood-pumping techno music is playing* >"mom, dad, I just want to say that I l-love yo-" >*loud banging noise* >*camera drops to the floor* >*monster picks up the camera and looks into the lens* >*roars into the sky, then crushes the camera as more screams are heard* >you think the credits are about to roll in >"..... End of part ONE"
woah... so this is the power of modern horror
Jordan Myers
A daring facsimile.
Angel Jackson
what i love about this is how lovecraftian it is.
Jeremiah Jenkins
The only redeeming part of this movie was famous actor James Allen McCune
Sebastian Sanders
Apparently that isn't the ''blair witch'' but a different unrelated monster. The director is total hack.
Jeremiah Hughes
eh it was more Rand-Kafquesque
Jayden Russell
is The Blair Witch Project worth watching? Genuine question
Parker Howard
yes it's pretty spoopy
Brody Campbell
Yes it's great. Just don't watch anything else with "blair witch" in it. Just like Pumpkinhead, the first was great. Everything else was trash.
Jack Allen
Yes, i thought it was real first time i watched because the actors were too ugly for actors.
Christian Peterson
I get really irritated when characters in such movies act so irrational. I get that tiredness, hunger and whatnot psychological effects will impair your judgement but come on. Try to come up with solutions using logic!
How about following the creek for a while. Surely that will get you to some human settlement. Why is this not even a suggestion? I want characters who can logically, even scientifically analyze the situation they are in. Very little of this was in the Cube but what else?
If I was one of the characters I would try to bend the mechanics in the same situation (of course if I could keep my composure), start a fire for example, burn down the forest.
Colton Jones
First one was great and relied more on psychological horror. The newer one relied more on jumpscares. Had a few legit creepy scenes but the original wins overall
Justin Richardson
Not that user but I haven't seen Blair Witch either yet I've seen Pumpkinhead and those were cheesy as fuck from the start. I think the b movie tone of Pumpkinhead fit.
Robert Carter
What time does this happen? I'm not watching the whole thing.
Logan Sullivan
>surely being trapped in a raging inferno will be an improvement
John Ramirez
Didnt they try following the stream in the original but they were fucked up anyways?
Jayden Barnes
cheers boys
I assume you mean the 99 release?
Ayden Parker
look it up on youtube "blair witch monster"
it's like 2 frames at the end
Jeremiah Perry
You really suck at using the internet if you can't find it yourself.
Oliver Ortiz
Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 is objectively better than The Blair Witch Project
Jack Reyes
As the guy who literally made the Cthulu pasta in June, thank you, I am honored.
Kevin Collins
DONT WATCH BLAIR WITCH AS A HORROR MOVIE. watch it as a film about survival and how fear, irrationality, and paranoia creep in to group dynamics when people are isolated and lost
