Brit/pol/ - GOOD MORNING Edition

Didn't see a thread so thought I'd make one.

BBC Parliament
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcparliament

>Today's Papers 6/9/16
sli.mg/a/cEraI6

>Some clues as to what David Davis means by Brexit
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/09/clues-david-davis-means-brexit/?_ga=1.113212679.2010596277.1460684536

>Brexit minister says it is 'very improbable' UK will remain a member of the single market
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/04/g20-summit-theresa-may-ready-to-block-boris-johnsons-point-based/

>David Davis reveals Government's Brexit strategy
express.co.uk/news/politics/707262/David-Davis-Government-s-Brexit-strategy-Britain

>David Davis vows to build national consensus on Brexit
theguardian.com/politics/2016/sep/05/david-davis-vows-to-build-national-consensus-on-brexit

>Ignoring Leave vote would be outrage MPs told
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37271417

>Sturgeon seeks UK 'coalition' over European single market
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-37266240

>Lord Ashcroft: This is what Britain really wants from Brexit, Mrs May
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/04/this-is-what-britain-really-wants-from-brexit-mrs-may/

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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3775069/No-job-t-Britain-s-blueprint-curb-EU-migrants-post-Brexit-revealed-rigorous-points-based-system.html
youtube.com/watch?v=tedrTPTEy2M
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-37283869
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3775517/Protesters-storm-runway-London-City-Airport-bringing-flights-standstill-stranding-thousands-passengers.html
youtube.com/watch?v=r-euq76-kiM
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-37266240
twitter.com/search?q="London City Airport"&src=tren
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-37276935
twitter.com/AyoCaesar/status/773060908776058880
express.co.uk/news/uk/707566/David-Davis-slams-Nicola-Sturgeon-Scottish-independence-threat-referendum-result
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/06/flights-disrupted-at-london-city-airport-after-protesters-storm/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Fuck off sturgeon

If anyone joins a coalition with you its political suicide

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so what'll be the outcome?

bbc.com/news/uk-politics-37283328

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nth for the walk to work

Who /comfy/ this morning?

A day of shitposting from bed awaits

About to make myself an Earl Grey but it's almost midnight.

> 26% of those spoken to have considered leaving the UK and moving elsewhere - including 43% of 18-34 year olds
Brexit just keeps getting better. Not that they'll actually bother fucking off.

>Not that they'll actually bother fucking off.
Wouldn't that be something?

>GUTEN TAG BUONGIORNO HOLA MY FELLOW EUROPEANS

ISN'T IT FUNNY how they boast about all the benefits of working in other countries but never go themselves.

Off to work :(

I envy you

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3775069/No-job-t-Britain-s-blueprint-curb-EU-migrants-post-Brexit-revealed-rigorous-points-based-system.html

Nobody wants to hire a Paki who isn't already living here, so it's looking good.

Sounds tasty

Don't worry desu my life is shit

anyone else still awake ladz

Hi goy

good moaning

ye

Woke up an hour ago

Staying up all night ruins your health and happiness mate

i don't have any happiness mate don't worry

True

I'm depressed but trying to sleep better

youtube.com/watch?v=tedrTPTEy2M

Guys

why does this American robot girl arouse me so much?

dindu lives matter strikes again!

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-37283869

Sorry to hear but it helps to get consistent sleep. You'd be surprised how better you feel when you have a rhythm and routine to sleeping.

If the rhythm is too good I'll want to dance not sleep

Morning lads, I've woken up to no new /Jahans/ video, has he finally snapped??? also claiming his sister

When this thing took off, I followed the link from Sup Forums saw a couple minutes - realised it's just another retard on You-Tube and have never looked at another.

Why give these people 'views' ?

No fucking way is that his sister

And how the fuck is she dating that guy? Reeeeee why am I a virgin

First for dave davis

>why does this American robot girl arouse me so much?

Because she has the voice of a child, you might be a nonce m8

How does a person or a group of people manage to get onto the runway of a major airport without getting shot first?

Bored, and fun, its internet drama lad

It is his sister mate, babe isn't she??

Wow that guy is punching well above his weight, maybe he's some high flying accountant or a dentist.

>babe isn't she?

>shown in with one of those giant smoke contraptions that the sand people use

Nah, no thanks.

Or maybe she's related to the most autistic piece of shit in the country and is just looking for any good man to take her away???

>Scotland Yard said its officers were "negotiating" with the group and awaiting the arrival of specialist resources to "unlock the protestors".

FUCKING REEEEE, they are airside on a strategic and security sensitive runway they should of been fucking shot for even breaching the perimeter fence.

Morning lads. So glad politics is back on.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3775517/Protesters-storm-runway-London-City-Airport-bringing-flights-standstill-stranding-thousands-passengers.html

There's not even a black person there

You can't blame women for acting like whores when give the opportunity, thats why you must never give them the chance, I'd forgive her, if only to get at Jahans

I'm jealous

I want a gf

Should I go for a walk today chaps,

>You can't blame women for acting like whores when give the opportunity
Yes you fucking can.
Everyone is responsible for their own actions.
Holding people to a lower standard doesn't improve anything.

>Should I go for a walk today chaps
Make it a jog you under-achiever.

The other thing that strikes me are their 'causes'?

We don't have enough Black shootings to justify them, so they gone all anti-capitalist, eco-warriors!

Why? Running makes me self conscious (not fat just a sperg)

You should go to Church user

Do you get mad at a dog when it barks at inappropriate times???

Do you get angry at a child when it won't stop crying??

Do you get annoyed at a women when she acts like a slut??

Maybe your first reaction is anger but these acts are the nature of these creatures, and your energy is better spent trying to ensure these events don't happen again. One tool of course being angry to discipline, but think about your own mistakes for allowing events to get this far. A real man is as in control of his environment as much as he can be. What kind of man are you if you cannot control you dogs, children and women?

>Running makes me self conscious (not fat just a sperg)
Do it in the evening, when it's too dark for people to watch you.

Also, I'm just being a shit because I'm tired and depressed. Why are you taking me seriously?

>Make it a jog you under-achiever
Why aren't you running you filthy casual.

Sprint or die, nigger.

Lads? will you ever deport the muzzies?
youtube.com/watch?v=r-euq76-kiM

> Black Lives Matter UK said: "Whilst at London City Airport a small elite is able to fly, in 2016 alone 3,176 migrants are known to have died or gone missing in the Mediterranean.

> "Black people are the first to die, not the first to fly, in this racist climate crisis.

> "We note, however, that the UK is willing to charter special flights to remove black people from the country based on their immigration status."

> Black Lives Matter added: "This action was taken in order to highlight the UK's environmental impact on the lives of black people locally and globally.

> "As the largest per capita contributor to global temperature change, and yet among the least vulnerable to its deadly effects, the UK leads in ensuring that our climate crisis is a racist crisis."

So what do they want?

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Hey, thats my favourite moonman song

Like I said here: >We don't have enough Black shootings to justify them, so they gone all anti-capitalist, eco-warriors!

>So what do they want?
Some obscure flavor of communism.

I might. Also yeah I'm depressed too.

Does anyone below the age of 50 attend church any more?

>Wake up
>It's another gorgeous dew filled morning
>Open curtains to birds chirping as they fly around the grasses and trees and rolling hills of my homeland
>Remember SNP are still in government
>Remember Sturgeon is still in power
>I'm sure she wont have said anything new since yesterday!
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-37266240
>m-maybe Sup Forums hasn't seen this one.
Fuck
Does anyone know what happens to the 9% of people living in Scotland who are English if Scotland declares independence, do they get resettled in England?

Lol SNP are a white genocide party

I was pissing by your window...

>do they get resettled in England?
They get deported to the empty barren wasteland inside her uterus.

Sent to the Irn Bru mines to pay off the sins of Imperialism and Capitalism.

Do you go to Uni user? if yes go to your Christian Union meetings? It's a good way of meeting generally more conservative people your own age. I'm still unsure as to the whole god part of religion but the stability and support it provides are nice. Plus the girls there are almost all wife material

twitter.com/search?q="London City Airport"&src=tren

>black lives matter stormed the runway of london city airport and got it closed
We barely have any niggers and the police don't oppress them, what's going on?

>Also yeah I'm depressed too.
I'm going to go to bed, get a bit of sleep, get up, and go to Uni tomorrow.
I'm going to sit in class as people talk about things that used to interest me, and then, I'll just come home.
On Friday, I'll even go see a comedian perform, but I won't care. It'll happen, then it'll be over, and I'll come home.
I don't know why I'm doing any of this.
I don't know why I just keep going through the motions.

Niggers gonna nig

soros of course

Who watched LBC? Are Nige said picrelated.

Spare a thought for loyal Unionist Scottish living Britons lads, they've got 5 years of this.
>Ms Sturgeon has already ordered ministers to start drawing up legislation for a second independence referendum, which she said is "highly likely" - although not inevitable - following the Brexit vote.
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-37276935

>tfw having an identity crisis

Why did the fucking git have to go and retire from leading the one political movement that I still believed in?

Explain this

It's too early for this shit, but what the hell, Scotland is still /britpol/. For now.

twitter.com/AyoCaesar/status/773060908776058880

Prepare to be triggered.

>britain will make 200 million climate refugees by 2050

You were born a man. Just accept it.

I listen to based nigel every night before i go to sleep.

Am i doing the right thing, Sup Forums?

Oh divine Kek. Will I ever meet farage?

>London

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He's on a world-tour now so that even foreign lefties can hate him.

We sit back and soak up their tears.

holy fuck that one guy with the massive tooth gap

Could be an idea

For me I just don't want to off myself while my parents still care for me

Aren't we all user?

Tears aren't votes.
Tears aren't meaningful change.
I don't want to trigger the normies, I want to stop them. Can't well do that when the party is completely fucking rudderless.

That made me smile

I do the same thing yo

UKIP have no purpose now.

Unless they re-brand into something different, they are dead in the water.

I'm more than happy with the Tories at the moment.

Came to talk at my school a couple of years ago. He's even more impressive in person, and he speaks like a true orator without any notes.

> yfw the goyim expect you to rise from the grave like the bloody messiah himself and build another empire for them

>hollyrood tries to force a second referendum
>parliament dissolves hollyrood
>the Scottish rebel
>May sends in the army
>Scotland is free of communists

what the hell is going on???

Anybody here working from home? It's so /comfy/.


Whilst I deplore your use of such horrific racially charged terminology, you should note that the area of Newham in which London City Airport resides is about 16.6% white British. Perhaps they are protesting how the airport disproportionately impacts minority ethnic groups (for the UK).

Niggers can't swim. They're france's problem

I think if I could ever work from home I'd get fuck all done

Fuck off nigger

>Climate crisis is a racist crisis
>Holy fuck my sides

fon

D-did you shake his hand user?

>They're france's problem
France doesn't border Africa, so apparently they can swim.

Realistically speaking, what's likely to happen here?

Will Parliament grant them a second referendum?
What will Sturgeon do if they don't?
How will it be received by the public?

Many African nations are former French colonies, that's where most of their niggers come from.

express.co.uk/news/uk/707566/David-Davis-slams-Nicola-Sturgeon-Scottish-independence-threat-referendum-result

Why is she so perfect?

Do the French know that they can take the illegal immigrants who've set up camp in Calais and just ship them home?
Are they aware that they can just remove them? They don't have to let them just sit there, or anywhere else.

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/06/flights-disrupted-at-london-city-airport-after-protesters-storm/

BLM pls

Mate they don't even arrest them when they commit crimes. They don't want to have to record that they are there or acknowledge them in any way other than whining at us to fix the problem for them