Fat character sees food lying around

>Fat character sees food lying around.
>Why, don't mind if I do!

>user thinks of something a movie does
>uploads it in greentext alongside a green frog

It's funny because that's why they do.

kek

>indian character sees street lying around.
>why, don't mind if I do!

>not doo-doo

>why, don't mind if I poo
you dun fucked up

>fat character is insulted by french girl

ys that is the joke. congratulations

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Perfect

>It's another "user is in denial about his fat ass" episode

>bong character sees outhouse
>dont mind if i loo!

>fat character sees something inedible
>"Uhhh.... Are you going to eat that?"

>fat character sees Sodium Cyanide

>Hey, you gonna eat that?

lovecraft

Jej

>German character sees brown person

>MEIN GOTT! FUCK ZE WIFE PLASE!

satania is best girl

Doggos can't be best girl

>fat loser goes to a party
>PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

If i ever met you in real life i would nut all over your face bitchboy

fuk yuo besterd bich

>Black character sees book lying around.
>keeps on pedaling stolen bike.

fucking kek

>white cis male character
>mansplains everything, denies his racism, isn't an ally of LGBTQ/BLM

>Jew character detected.
>oven temperature increases.

>aunt character sees nephews dick lying around
>"might as well keep it in the family"

I eat, Jon. It's what I do.

+1