Am I the only one watching Ann Coulter shit on people and preach Trump on the roast of Rob Lowe?
Xavier Davis
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Jace Green
Is anyone else giddy as fuck about the debates coming up?
It's honestly on the level of some once in a lifetime boxing match or some shit for me.
Caleb Gonzalez
COUGHING FIT
PANTS OF SHIT
CAN'T STAND UP
SHE HAS TO SIT
EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE
SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH
PEE PEE POO POO
SHE WON'T MAKE IT TO THE LOO __________
IF SHE DARES TO FACE THE TRUMP
LIVE ON AIR, SHE'LL TAKE A DUMP!
THIS DEBATE WILL BE THE FIERCEST FIGHT
SHE'LL CURSE THE NAME OF THE ALT-RIGHT!
BUT SINCE HER WORDS WILL ANGER KEK
SHE'LL BE IN SHIT UP TO HER NECK!
SHE'LL FAKE THE STRENGTH OF A LUCHADOR
BUT THE TRUTH WILL SPILL ACROSS THE FLOOR!
HER PANTSUIT STAINED FOR ALL TO VIEW
THE DON'S REVENGE WILL THWART THE SHREW! __________
NOW WE ASK OF ALL OF YOU
PLEASE REPEAT THESE WORDS ANEW!
THIS SIMPLE THING THAT YOU MUST DO
TO STRIKE A BLOW AGAINST THE JEW!
IN THE NAME OF CHRIST OUR KING
FROM CLINTON'S ASS, LET FREEDOM RING!
GRANT US ALL A FEARSOME SHART
SO HARD, IT STOPS THE WITCH'S HEART!
Ian Ramirez
Take it easy there, my hermano.
Jaxon Wood
Guys I know this isnt trump related but I need your help
8 months ago I hooked up with this 6/10 Qt girl. She was head over heels for me. But she was from another city and only visiting my town. So we make a date to go somewhere but I blew her off because I was shitposting on pol all night She got butthurt and didn't talk to me But then we made up and had sex right When she left we didn't even say goodbye. I didn't add her on fb even though she messaged me. But I have her number and her fb says she's single I'm going to the city she lives at and really want to hit her up
What do?
Aiden Ortiz
Good morning America. Wishing you all a pleasant night over there.
MAGA
Robert Russell
Your digits, autism, and bunda collection are quite impressive there user.
Brody King
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Ayden Gomez
Fuark bros, how could you hope to satisfy a woman like that without an 8x6?
Grayson Thomas
>tfw no qt flip gf that I can make fun of Obama and hate druggies with
Shame
Ryder Green
Praise Kek
Gavin Hughes
At what time are the debates?
I want to make sure I don't miss any of them
Ayden Richardson
What did he mean by this?
Angel Hill
Spread the legs and go in from the front, it's not rocket science.
Isaac Brown
Are we ever gonna get comfy Trump rallies like back in the Yeb days ?
And is it true he's quitting twitter if he becomes president?
I don't know if I can handle that fampais
Kevin Campbell
He just has to fake it well in the debates and he'll win this election.
Robert Cruz
(The Unauthorized) TRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS SEPTEMBER 5, 2016 HAPPY LABOR DAY
MORNING >NYT: Young Blacks Skeptical of H, Worrying Dems. >Obama and Putin can't make a deal >Trump responds >”Obama is not a natural deal maker. Only makes bad deals!” >IL Gov. Rauner (R) says he's voting Trump >Hillary gets out of bed to campaign in OH >Bill (not Hill) walks Labor Day parade >Literally DOZENS show up for event >H Takes Q’s on plane >"how was your Labor Day weekend?” >"Are you ready?” AFTERNOON >Trump/Pence speaks to labor leaders in OH >Pastor D Scott responds to pic related >”I have to admit...that photoshopped picture of Me, Trump, and Pastor Davis with a "Blunt" WAS funny!” >”It made me laugh out loud!!!” >DJT & MP visit Canfield Fair in OH >Massive crowd *STORY OF DAY* >H has another coughing fit >can barely speak (no energy) >blamed on pollen >TWC: low pollen count in OH EVENING >H answers few questions on plane >ends Q/A session with coughing fit >Obama called “son of a bitch [or whore]” by Philippines Pres >O Backs out of meeting with him >Early Trump supporter and conservative icon, Phyllis Schlafly dies at 92 >Hillary declines Mex.Pres. invitation >STILL claims Trump visit was a failure, “diplomatic incident” NEW >TRUMP SCHLAFLY STATEMENT >[she] fearlessly battled globalism and the 'kingmakers' on behalf of America's workers and families >She was a patriot, a champion for women, and a symbol of strength >She fought every day right to the end for America First. >Her legacy will live on in the movement she led and the millions she inspired. >F POLLS >LA Times: T+2 >PPD: T+2
Adrian Scott
7 PM
Aaron Brown
It's amazing how he somehow made his penthouse exactly what I would envision as a heavenly, modern Roman palace, filled with gold and white marble.
Ave Emperor!
Connor Moore
>And is it true he's quitting twitter if he becomes president? More controlled and using the @POTUS account I would guess, but there's no fucking way Trump will stop shitposting
Cameron James
Don't you figure Trump will give weekly/monthly rallies or public speeches or something? Seems like he loves the attention too much not to
Landon Gonzalez
>tfw the memories of the 10/10 comfy shitposting in the Christmas rally threads
It feels like an eternity, I can't remember how it feels anymore. At least I still have the panties of the last girl >mfw I found them in my laundry three days later
Kevin Reed
I loved those.
I imagine Christmas this year will be even better. Or worse depending on the rigging.
Levi Hernandez
I don't see why he would quite Twitter. He already only does it while he's traveling places, it doesn't take up that much time. For his image I guess.
Dylan Howard
>Yeb days >before Sup Forums was shilled to death by annoying fucking trolls/hilltards >no tears, only guacamole
Words have power, friend. When rhythmic poetry is coupled with mass repetition and visual stimulation, you might even call this a ritual or an invocation.
William Torres
I mean he just has to sound knowledgeable and not sound quite so free wheeling.
He should act like he did in Mexico. That was good stuff.
James Gonzalez
Also i should mention she was a Bernie voter and my penis prevented her from voting in the primaries, while I still showed up to vote for Trump. If I achieve nothing else in life, at least I cucked Bernie out of a vote.
Julian Fisher
Someone reply me
Colton Mitchell
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Jaxson Flores
>you will never re-experience the presidential debate threads
Alexander Kelly
I really hope Trump will give us this gift when he is President. The thought of waiting four years before we get rally-time again is scary.
Dyin's doctor could prescribe her ARBs which might get rid of the cough: but ARBs are not as good and have increased mortality in comparison to ACEI. Why would Illary go for something that is less likely to kill her when she knows she can lie her way around the coughing? >Extensive clinical trials confirm that ARBs have no unique role in the prevention of stroke. If one considers the unique cardiovascular protective benefits of angiotensin-converting enzyme inhibitors, however, the choice of first-line therapy for prevention of stroke is perhaps not a choice at all! >stroke.ahajournals.org/content/40/9/3161.full >ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4033811/
Persistent coughing can be diagnosed as seasonal allergies. Hillary is making sure you know about her "seasonal allergies" on the letter from her doctor. Why wouldn't she be on hypertension medication after a blod clot was found in her brain? All her report says is cumadin and "seasonal allergies."They are intentionally playing this up because once it can no longer be hid it will "come out"(tee hee) that it was a "misdiagnosis" and it was really just a side effect of her hypertension medication that "oh-so-many" people take.
But she's taking it because she had a clot in her brain, and could stroke out at any moment.
All the meanwhile people shoot off much worse diseases that will make Hillary's health look like maybe not such a big deal in comparison when it finally comes out.
Black dude here with a message for white people. We are not asking you to apologize for the sins of your ancestors. We are asking you to dismantle the system that keeps us down.
Angel Torres
Oh Norway... have you heard of "fireside chats"? If the Emperor restores this practice, we could get a /comfy/ hour from him every Sunday evening.
Juan Garcia
Ready to M A G A
Adrian Miller
It's just from jewgle images.
Luis Williams
Any version without the autistic infograph shooping?
Connor Clark
wonderfull
Lincoln Hernandez
Good lord that ass is nice.
William Cruz
Fuck off to Africa loser. Your people are low iq losers holding all cou tries you inhabit back.
Cameron Thompson
Its crazy how many times I see Trump stickers on race cars. Pic related is a 10,000 horsepower top fuel dragster that goes 310 mph in 1,000 feet in 3 seconds.
This is the kind of pride you see in a state with the best football team in the country, but its a fucking presidential candidate. (Not to mention that Trump rallies are like MUST WATCH Sunday games and in person they're like tailgate parties)
I don't think this kind of enthusiasm has ever even existed for a candidate before.
Lincoln Johnson
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Daniel White
>Black dude here with a message for white people. I eventually hope all blacks go back to Africa so they can stop being oppressed by the white man and can go back to being kangz and shit
>Fuck off to Africa loser. >Your people are low iq losers holding all cou tries you inhabit back. Why to Africa? I was born here you racist asshole. I'm in university, retard
Hunter Lewis
That's awesome
Camden Clark
Have one of her holding her son
Charles Kelly
the star tat is on the wrong side of the body
Nicholas Scott
>can go back to being kangz and shit Literally what?
Landon Reed
>Stop being white in white countries we cant compete
You have a fucking continent do anything with it
Dominic King
no racism here please, we are a inclusive community for everyone
Chase Taylor
That's a cheeky 30. I like it.
Jayden Thompson
She definitely knows how to ride a dick. You can tell.
Landon Bell
Just because you were born somewhere doesn't mean you belong there. What's hard to understand about that. A nigger in Britain isn't English. You are African trash
Charles Gomez
>how do mirrors work?
Hudson Taylor
>dismantle the system that keeps us down >I'm in university
Asher Reyes
Crooked Hillary is well known as an anti-gun zealot. How is it that as she assails gun manufacturers, she doesn’t acknowledge the horrific role the administration she served played in deaths in the US and Mexico? How is it that, considering her goal of increasing government power over gun ownership, this presidential contender hasn’t been quizzed about what she knew as Fast and Furious commenced?
Isaac King
When are the debates? Will there be a livestream?
Adrian Young
Do you have any specific actions in mind?
Samuel Stewart
Love this pasta
Angel Jones
That's reddit not Sup Forums What do you think politically incorrect means?
Cooper Fisher
Crab bewsst girl, how darers you defile her by pastting hillaries fucking face on her@!
