Shillary is elected and causes nuclear fallout...

Shillary is elected and causes nuclear fallout. You emerge from your bunker and get to pick ONE companion of any race/gender to survive the wasteland. What is the best option and why?

Finnish
Because Anna
I don't have pics of her because I'm on my phone

Niggeress, someone has to provide carry capacity and sex in the wasteland.

nigger
because morgan freeman
nobody better to narrate the events of the happening to end all happenings

I pick a Australian woman

I need someone that can easily survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland and has mad banter skills

I would pick one anime girl since the fallout would make them real. Then I would spend months trying to learn her moonrune language. We would grow closer and closer until finally I get the courage to hold her hand. She would look at me quizzically before allowing it. Too bad a wastelander will blow her brains out at that exact moment. I would then spend the rest of my life hunting him down.

anyone who says women is dead within a week

Fuck that, Finnish because of Simo Häyhä

I pick a mut and die with it, this civilization had it chance and failed.

I hear they can take a punch too.

Slavic woman, tough enough to survive and not complaign about shit, just have to find booze.

Turkish girl, she can lay many eggs at a time.

How about a white, female?

Asian female

Fuggable and pretty clever.

I'd find some Steve Irwin kind of Australian who can help me survive in the wild, but also amuse me with banter.

>White
>Male
And why?
>He's a big guy

A male replica of myself that could get pregnant through anal sex.

Because.

Obama - "Hey, what are you guys taking about?"

>good choice user.

roaches are known to survive, even thrive in radioactive environments

>curvy

i would pick my right hand

Yugoslav male.

I met a Iraqi bartender chick 2 days ago.
She was beautiful. I asked of her heritage, she said her family moved here 15 years ago, and that they're catholic. On top of this she was right-wing and studying politics.

Guys, she was perfect.

Would Sup Forums approve of me bringing her?

I pick an American attack helicopter
>gender
>identify as an attack helicopter

mummy

let me suckle wen get scared :3

>Would Sup Forums approve of me bringing her?
Fuck what thinks. Caucasian Iraqis are smokin'

>Blacked

>Obama: W-What were you doing with Putin Erdochan :,

Boone

black male united states marine whos handy with a rifle

White female.

Time to make a new tribe

no one wants
>asian male
>hispanic male/female
Most useless in fallout scenario?