Why can't Americans handle the bantz well?

Why can't Americans handle the bantz well?

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USA literally running like chickens from Based Pinoy

proof that filipinos are the most POWERFUL race on earth

shut the fuck up faggots we could take you both on and decimate your shitty ass countries you weak worthless cunts

king nigger btfo
will he ever recover?

BASED
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You're from a race that has been conquored by basically everybody, and your national product is prostitution. Aren't you ashamed of yourself?

SHART

MOST POWERFUL RACE ON EARTH!!

You couldn't even take out Vietnam Ameriblob

Because he would be a cuck if he went.

Better to remind flips that they're insignificant and the top dog can ignore their tiny little anthill in the world.

Because we think everything is a personal attack on us

We're a fat and bored people

I love how amerifats are trying to spin this like they didn't get absolutely BTFO.

Also, have fun trying to strongarm China like some shitty drug users.

>Americans trying to tell themself that running away from problems is actually based and alpha.
If Trump loses that country wont exist in 4years.

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Putin shitting on king nigger since forever.
Erdogan the king roach is shitting on king nigger.
Duterte shitting on king nigger.
Who is next?

>filipinos: obama is a son of a whore for trying to lecture us on human rights when the US is guilty of torture and routinely props up bloody dictatorships
>media: they called obama a son of a whore

Great job. No propaganda here at all.

US has literally never won a war

BASED JACKIE CHAN

Has Australia?

NUKE IN GOOK

BOMB IN WONTON

I fap to Jodie moore

AUSTRALIA BTFO

western kikery at its finest

And yet 45% of Americans vote for Clinton and Democrats.
Americans are idiots. In every meme there is a grain of truth.

Yes

China already

Seems like you can't handle the bants, just like your negro president.

>ladyboys vs sharts
i'm getting the popcorn

Martsharters have never taken being the butt of the rest of the world's jokes very well.

Like when mods tried to ban the "martshart" meme.

I wish more country's leaders had his balls. I wish they would call Obama a faggot right to his face, he deserves it.

you dont actually believe that do you?
by all accounts we won the war, we met every one of our objectives, we decimated their population, burned their fields and villages

We never really lost one either

>6 belgian volunteers

>Kenyan
>American

USA is dead inside.

Revolutionary war though, which incidentally was fought against people rather than emus.

Cant Annoy The Pinoy

Wut is vietnam. Wat is us troops in somalia. Wat is iraq. Wat is afghanistan.

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I WANT THE TRUTH

>king nigger doesn't even give counter bantz

Can black people do anything right?

You are absolutely right. Our leader is a feminized pavement ape married to a mtf sheboon.

>implying

>VIENTIANE, Laos (AP) — Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte has expressed regret over his “son of a bitch” remark while referring to President Barack Obama.

>In a statement read out Tuesday by his spokesman, Duterte said his “strong comments” to certain questions by a reporter “elicited concern and distress, we also regret it came across as a personal attack on the U.S. president.”

He's another backpedaling cuck who forgo what side his bread is buttered on.

Which is going to be hilarious when China bends his country over the barrel.

Didn't that guy call the Pope a son of a whore?

Maybe if you could just sit on your sharted fat ass drone striking like mighty warriors you are. Run off the like your rabi's asshole like a good little goy you are.

Cucked king nigger btfo. I wonder how history will remember him 20-30 years from now

Hahaha. I didn't know this. Here is the quote:

> "We were affected by the traffic. It took us five hours. I asked why, they said it was closed. I asked who is coming. They answered, the Pope. I wanted to call him: 'Pope, son of a whore, go home. Do not visit us again'."

I like Yanks but they are twats with banter. They can't handle it.
They simply can't process bants.
Australians can sort shit out. I would place Britbongistan at number 2 for banter.
Not as severe as the Aussies. Bong bantz are more gentle.
Strayans are ruthless and show no mercy.

>Americans winning a fight

Kek. You're the Phillipine's bitch now.

Duerte regrets it now.

>He's another backpedaling cuck who forgo what side his bread is buttered on.
He didn't call Obama a son of a whore. The phrase was there as filler, similar to when you say "shit" for emphasis before stating your main point.

Reminder

It's a sorry not sorry statement. Kek. He didn't expect king nigger to be easily offended.

doot doot is pretty fucking based, nice to see king nigger taken down another notch

americans would win but at the high cost, half of shartmarts will die in the 1st 5 mins after that they will adapt and take out box cutters in one per 6 ratio

You were so successful that Vietnam became a communist shithole.

Well done America. tremendous success indeed.

They were so successful that Korea is split in half

Well since Nukes weren't allowed we had to backpedal.

Americans here are actually picking up the bantz

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HAHAHA

Fat Burger fucking rekt by a fucking pinoy

Your not a real American, supporting Obama is support for globalist. So keep at it Shill. I don't care if the international community laughs at Obama he deserves it.

The chameleon race strikes again

It ain't me

t. American

Obama is about as American as an Indonesian exchange student can be.

Everybody woke up - Obama is a bad joke

Can't subvert the Duterte.

>This post
>This flag
You have NO right to criticise on this

Why do you think he called Obama a "son of a whore?"

We won all of those turkbaby

You faggots started the entire thing, we came in to clean YOUR mess faggot

I'M A FILIPINO
SON OF A BITCH OBAMA
AMERICA IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A PEACE?
DO YOU WANT A LOVE?
AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING
BARRAK OBAMA IS A DRUG TRAFFICKER
FUCKING U.S.A

I was there and you are triggering my ptsd

>President is literally, LITERALLY a bitch nigga
>Still superior to every other country on Earth

Step the fuck up you guys.

What's wrong with his nose?

That's what happens when you break it often.

>ameridumbs voted for this POS twice and would willingly vote for a third term

Fucking kek

>Trusting the Eternal Frog

That was your first and last mistake Uncle Sam

This is why China is shitting on King Nigger, they are pissed as hell he blew up the SpaceX launch.

whatdoesitmean.com/index2108.htm

is this an accurate quote?

yes

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/773116580733587456
What did he mean by this?

Lol'd

>be american
>shut the fuck up
>*sharts*
>faggots
>*buys 5 Gallons of Soda for breakfast*
>we could take
>*watches his own wife getting fucked by black people*
>you both on
>*buries 20 children who died at a school shooting*
>and decimate your
>*sucks a Jewish cock*
>shitty ass countries
>*buys a As Seen on TV product and tosses it out in the garage*
>you weak
>*sharts again*
>worthless
>*arms can't reach asshole to wipe*
>cunts
>*breaks chair under his own ton of lard*

Flips are being bitches and dissing a lame duck president.

If Durtre had balls he'd say this 2 years ago -- Obongo would've nuked his faggot ass with drones.

Also USA protects these fags from being China's whore of an island.

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUH!

>North Vietnam successfully invades south Vietnam, impose communism
>Iraq and Afghanistan still has a terrorist issue
>Burgershart educashun

barrack HUSSEIN obama is not my president. He is not even American.

Their entire national identity is a lie based on denial and self-affirming rituals. They are completely dead on the inside so tend to lash out humorlessly on everyone else.

Trump is the comforting therapist they need at this moment to get back on their feet.

Until we get Trump can we borrow your guy Philippines?

How would Trump have handled this?

Personally, I think he'd have gone, got in front of a camera, and dropped a killshot like "it's important for first world countries to take time to visit the 3rd world" or something like that

Obama is a faggot. Keep doing what you flips do best, being based. Truly the masterrace

Have you ever met a purple haired mammoth. Her only joy in life is destroying western civilization

I'm not sure to understand what Belgium has to do with the emu war series

embarrassing desu

way to prove OPs point

>Obama
What did you expect?
youtube.com/watch?v=poz6W0znOfk

man, our country has been given over to fools....imperial america is dead & gone for good....

Burgers on suicide watch.