What does Sup Forums think of Switzerland?

What does Sup Forums think of Switzerland?

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why haven't you climbed The Eiger yet?

Wake up.

>direct democraty (long live to UDC)
>own assault rifle are authorized
>low crime rate
>beautiful landscape

I agree.

mountain jews

no strong feelings for or against

It's the place to be when the world as we know it ends.

This is country of Oskar "ban the minaret" Freysinger.

Faggotville

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I like how it shows other euro countries that you don't need the EU + massive socialism to work

You're alright, very nice countryside - if you like small inefficient farms. You speak redneck German though.

That being said, the most racist/anti-Semitic people I've met were in Switzerland.

>You speak redneck German though.

No.

>That being said, the most racist/anti-Semitic people I've met were in Switzerland.

That I can agree with.

Been there a couple of times.
Swiss are bros.

>schweizerisch
>nicht ungebildete Bauer hoch Deutsch

hahah okay, keep telling yourself that.

What is alemannic

I don't like that it's landlocked and has so many immigrants. I love the infrastructure and native people.

>immigrants
only in Bern and the french part, as far as I'm aware

You wish mate

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Mate ya wanna fight?

I bet you're some bündner

>and has so many immigrants
Italians are a good chunk of those immigrants.

the lack of Muslims is haram

too many Albanians

isn't ~50% of your population foreign-born? How does that feel?

Most people near the German border hate you becuase you flood their stores and all the Yugoslav immigrants.

Its tall.

Womb of Artemis is it real?

>schweiz
>lack of muslims

Pretty much this.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=O_Vtk1GbtKQ

Nah nothing to see here :^)

How does it feel to live in the Unnited States of Africa?
Also 60%

How many Swissbros has this thread summoned?

>isn't ~50% of your population foreign-born?
Fucking hell, no. Where are you getting your figures from? Somewhere around 25% have a foreign background, which also counts second gen immigrants.

We are a small country in the middle of europe. Logically we are pretty "diverse". Most diversity comes from germany, italy and our other neighbors. So it's not really weird, given the fact that similarly to canada we got a french and italian part of the country.

Recently we got a lot of balkans. These are a bit more trouble, but still manage to integrate usually.

Now come the niggers though, and that's a very drastic change. The cities turned into shitholes in the last 5-10 years. Indians and Niggers just fuck shit up big time because they never integrate.

I live in the mountains though, and the mountains are a true bastion. We are racist, and in the place where I live we got

Not enough

Why do you think we need so many Portuguese workers?

:^)

straight lines and pole-arms.

hmmmm 60%... rlly makes me think

And which one of you is not from the superior german part?

>Switzerland
>a country

You literally speak 4 different languages. Goddamn, that so shameful I don't know how you live with yourselves.

>tfw no comfy villa in the switz alps where I can trade stocks on my mac while wrapped in a warm blanket and drinking hot cocoa while its snowing outside

Tell me one reason not to off mysef right now.

mostly german, french, italian and portuguese/spanish.
What now gringo/negroe?

>Recently we got a lot of balkans. These are a bit more trouble, but still manage to integrate usually.
The first generation managed to integrate pretty well and are usually hard working people but their second and now third generations are always causing trouble.

Hi
youtube.com/watch?v=-03a91_zDt0

4.1 million ethnic swiss in a population of 8 million.
>w-we're not 50% Albanian j-just stfu

St Gallen desu

>Goddamn, that so shameful I don't know how you live with yourselves.
Considering the standard of living, pretty easily.

>Swiss people still consider swiss german a language

Fence-sitting Jew-gold hoarders.

Switzerland is a parasite nestled in the heart of Europe, to which illegitimate funds illegally extracted from other local economies are funneled.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alemannic_German

lol fucking unifag, where are you actually from?

this

>Ethnic Swiss

There is no such thing, mate.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alemannic_German
Even the article says it's a dialect

Literally we wuz

Ticinese reporting in. Nice weather here like always :)

not anymore at least

Why dont you fags let me come to live and work in best Switzerland?

Would live there /10

Yhe, although they are nothing compared to arabs or niggers.

Plus usually they keep their quarrels to themselves. And once they enter the family stage of age they also calm down a bit and integrate.

Only thing I'm a bit concerned is, that the Arabs radicalize the balkan muslims here. A family in my town has been perfectly integrated for 3 decades but 2 weeks after we briefly had some refugees they started wearing headscarfs and shit again. I mean ???

Because there are already enough foreigners here

Is Switzerland rich because of limited government or SHADY BANKING PRACTICES?

>Swiss citizens are universally required to buy health insurance from private insurance companies

>Croatia

Please stay away

The Greatest

This this this this

it's a meme-country leftists ideolise (similar to how they ideolise scandinavian countries 'hurr y cant america jus b like norway').

>implying that's bad

>You're alright, very nice countryside - if you like small inefficient farms. You speak redneck German though.

False.

>That being said, the most racist/anti-Semitic people I've met were in Switzerland.

Gas Jew
Nuke Israel

And the health insurance companies are legally obligated to provide a cheap basic package.

>it's a meme-country leftists ideolise
quite the opposite, its a paradise for capitalists.

Its not like most germans wouldnt speak in a dialect either.....Which dialect is btw the german we write in?

You want take Croatians but will Albanian scum
Nice

>it's a meme-country leftists ideolise
>Brit

Oh the irony.

Also we're a bunch of right-leaning racist. We're about to ban burkas and we recently started kicking immigrants more often than usual

Get your shit right before posting

you are legally forced to buy insurance from PRIVATE insurance companies.

This. When things will be happening, we will be watching the world burn from the top of our mountains full of gold and cheese.

My honest impression is they are a bunch of fruitcakes

They all behave like "main line" country-club rats

Exactly.
If we had less of those scums I'd take your people over albanians anytime.
But oh well

The flag is a big plus.

they are rich, spoiled, entitled little shits that feed off of EU like Jews.

He doesn't want any Balkan turkbabies in his country, and he's right for thinking that

Wow m8, it's illegal to say that sort of things here.
Thankfully the new telecom laws will make it easier for the authorities to catch disgusting anti-Semites like you.

Go to Switzerland and get on a train. Go ahead, I dare you. Now close your eyes and listen to the people around you.

If you didn't know where you were you'd swear it was south east Asia

Private companies have to lower their prices to stay competitive. It's a good thing.

SIXTY PERCENT AHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAAHHAHA

> new telecom laws will make it easier for the authorities to catch disgusting anti-Semites like you.

See?

They are basically Mountain-Jews.

Hochdeutsch? Which was only a written language until a few hundred years ago
>First aid kit education

>Private companies have to lower their prices to stay competitive

False.

Private companies form cartel and price fixing/alternation.

Its a bad thing to be LEGALLY required to spend money to PRIVATE companies.

Studied in Geneva for a semester. Great people, great food, great everything! Was bathing in foreign pussy every night

I go on train everyday from Lausanne to Geneve. Hear only french and swiss-german.

Go on train in hamburgerstan
Ohh wait you can't, you don't have train

Ha.

Jew.

Anti-Semitism is part of swiss holy culture.

Shut up communist retard

Italians, germans, french, spaniards.
vs. Hamburgerstan Africans/Negroes/Mexicans

Why do you laugh inferior

Lmao plis gib moar gold eurotard.

Why wouldn't we profit from the continious niggering of our retarded neighbors. It's the sensible thing if you got mongoloids around you who continuosly fuck their shit up.

Yes retard but which people were actually speaking this way?

nationalists are just mad a multicultural federalist direct democratic Willensnation works. Many have found parallels between the USA and our country...

People in Weimar, IIRC.

I live in the french alps.

You are bro.

Exploiting idiots is national swiss past time

Switzerland works in spite of multiculti, not because of

It's actually worse because ON TOP OF THAT you have 2million foreign nationals so you are only about 50% IN YOUR OWN COUNTRY.

WEW and we think sweden is bad.

My best guess is prussians, because they were also the leading nation for a long time

>Anti-Semitism is part of swiss holy culture.

The main reason why there are now jews in Switzerland is because we out-jew them. A jew here will become poor.

We are the Über-Jews if you want.

>let me tell you how your country really is
Spurdo pls
We are the best experts when it comes to shady money management, these private companies are constantly under the microscope.

Ayy the Swiss/French alpine border is the most beautiful place on earth.

I worked and live for 1 years in switzerland. Cool country with clever people.

F I F T Y P E R C E N T

I still defend what I say, leftists DO ideolise your country and my point was that it's far from the truth and they have no idea how capitalistic it actually is you fucking spastic.