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>Golden Globe winner Hamm was one of seven Sigma Nu brothers who tormented and humiliated Mark Allen Sanders when he was a young pledge at the University of Texas at Austin.

>The young man was hit so hard during the warped 1990 initiation that he suffered a fractured spine and nearly lost a kidney.

>He listed Hamm as one of his chief tormentors, recalling how the future star ordered him to recite a six-page list of phrases pledges are told to memorize called the 'bulls*** list'.

>When he forgot the last of Hamm's nicknames, which included MC Hammer and Young Bobby, he recalled how Hamm got "mad, I mean really mad'.

>Finally he was led upstairs to the 'party room' when Hamm hooked the claw of a hammer underneath his testicles and pulled him around the room 'for at least a minute'.

>Jon Draper

JUST Hamm

what happened?

Based Hamm

the virgin pledge vs. the frat chad

I don't get why they keep putting douchebags like this guy and wahlberg on screen

whats he thinking here

hahaha americans are FAGS!!

>manlet nu-Sup Forums poster bitter he'll never be as handsome or alpha as hamm

>defending someone you've never met

cuck

why isn't he in more dramatic roles? thought he'd become the next big thing when mad men ended

Jesus christ
Refn needs to make a film with Gosling as the protagonist and Hamm as the big bad
And for the final scene, there should be no script or direction, just put the two in a room together and tell them they have to fight

He can buzz it and go for an action movie career

>talking about another man's appeareance
fag

One of the most frustrating actors to watch. Draper was such a powerful role and he did so well with it. Everything since seems so miscast. Its a shame really he peaked too soon. Oh well there are always madmen reruns.

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JUST

based

tv actors never make it big after their show ends.
James Gandolfini, Bryan cranston, Aaron Paul. All disappeared.

Didn't playing Don take a toll on him?

Remember to stay chill guys if you don'y want to lose your hair.

bryan cranston got a fucking oscar nomination

hes doing fine

In real life the bullies win.

I regret to inform you that James Gandolfini passed away, my man.

Name one good roles he's been in.

I'm waiting.

Tick tock.

Godzilla

how is this even possible? don't people with male patten baldness lose it slowly over the course of years? it's only been 2 since mad men ended.

Literally why doesn’t he just shave it off?
He has a full chad face with a chad chin, great beard genetics and a pretty well sculpted head, he would look like a prettier version of Statham.
This is just pathetic

He's probably been balding a long time now, but he was able to conceal it, especially in films with all the make up and costume design departments.

Stopped taking fin

>George Clooney
>Will Smith
>Michael J Fox
>Johnny Depp
>Bryan Cranston, he's had several high profile roles since BB

worst part is that he has diffuse thinning, literally old man balding

>Bruce Willis

Hair thinning should be illegal

Yeah, was thinking the same. The guy could totally pull off having a bald head. But he's probably never had it bald and is afraid to make that plunge.

He already gave his villainy chops for Baby Driver, I'd like to see him as a full villain, he's been doing lots of comedy roles lately

He probably used a hair piece during Mad Men. Sean Connery did the same when he was Bond.

wtf happened?

>"You got me mad now"
Just like Gachimuchi

Argo

i don't think he could pull it off

wouldn't look like a total freak or anything, but it would be a huge step down

>I discuss television with retards like yourself
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he should shave bald and grow a nice beard so he can play max payne in a max payne 3 movie

I think the only retard here is you, seeing as you're incapable of reading a comment chain without sperging out like a vapid cunt.

it's not even that kind of blading, he has it worse

Why don't actors and other celebrities who are clearly badly balding use hats when they are outside on their everyday life? They know paparazzis are everywhere

My name is Hamm. JUST Hamm

Almost a CIA costume

I could honestly see him killing himself sometime in the future.

His actual life is weirdly similar to that of Draper's. Orphaned at a young age, did a shameful act as a young adult that he's constantly trying to run away from, gets successful in spite of it and has to live with that guilt, is constantly told that he's this peak male specimen yet is an alcoholic and probably hates himself.

It's honestly not a surprise at all that he was as good as he was in the role.

does anyone have the mad men "air bud but he's gay this time" meme?

>Hamm got "mad, I mean really mad'

why is this so funny?

>mfw I get mad, really mad

unsticking his balls from his leg

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How do you go from this to this in the course of a couple of weeks/months of filming?

hell get a hair transplant, balding is no biggie for wealthy people.

its called a combover. if you look closely you can still see his balding scalp in that pic. he just took the hairs at the front of his head and combed it back to cover it. probably put some kind of spray or gel to make it stronger so that it doesn't fall to the side

me with the jaws shirt

user you're comparing real life with a multi-million dollar movie where actors are full of makeup. You can be sure that Hamm had a people on-set specifically for him to make sure his hair looks notbalding for every single take.

Just gotta shave it off at that point.

Even if you get a quality hair transplant you have to take fin and min basically daily for the rest of your life so your non transplanted hair doesn’t start falling out. And fin always wears off in the later years

LMAO. The Hammer is a total Chad.

I still can't believe how everyone lost their minds at that and called it huge. It looks like it's about 4 inches for fuck sake.

alpha

it's not bad for flaccid

Is that genuinely considered impressive flaccid length? I haven't done enough research on dicks to know.

Impressive girth for flaccid, not lenght my dude

yes. average erect dick size in the west is 4-5 inches

>wanna get comfy user?

>i literally know one of the women who was on that show with him.

dude, he's always been bald, they just combed it over for the scenes he filmed. guy has a thin little cuck head of hair.

this guy is probably so mad he didn't get famous in his twenties so he could plow actor poon for decades and not be a balding creep who can only date women over 30 in public without being called a pedo. he probably takes his rage out on hotel maids.

i thought its 6,5

Considering the average white man's penis length is 5 inches, it's pretty big.

You seem to know a lot about 'the white man' there Jamal.

Well shit, I feel a lot better about myself now.

Your dick size doesn’t matter if you're a socially inept kissless virgin though user

>the average white man's penis length
you mean the average penis length? nice try, tyrone.

Harry Dean Stanton was banging 20 year old Jennifer Connelly when he was like 65 and he's still beloved.

Breaking Bad

>Don Draper has thinning hair too

I don't feel so bad about my hair now. He'll still crush pussy regardless. Dude is attractive af. He'll shave it, grow a beard and be fine.

really?
why not transplant the whole thing then? balding pretty much only affects the dome, not the sides or the back of the head.

Because hairs are literally transplanted from those parts that are not affected (whatever part is most dense, usually back of the head) to the critical balding parts, sometimes some body hair is also used but it's 90% hair from the rest of your head. Hair transplants are literally surgeons moving your existent hair and planting it to other places hair by hair.

Wouldn't be fair. Goose would murder him with ease.

I think he looks like Till.

He was pretty mean in The Town(2010)

>Young Bobby
This has me rolling for some reason.

more like JUST hamm, amirite?

Based Hammer btfoing beta bitchbois

>jon draper

What's his nickname again?

Drugs maybe

the ham is shit

>Going away from his trademark slicked hair

>I can't even stand properly with my giant cock

I can't not see Hamm as a total fucking psycho now. This story added to how creepy he comes across on that dating show is too much.

Why?

Hair transplants are a viable option today.

Why this?

He's just gonna get some hair plugs.
Every middle age actors in Hollywood do.