If there was to be a true lovecraft film to be made, what story should be adapted?

If there was to be a true lovecraft film to be made, what story should be adapted?

>i enjoy cosmic horror

What if Cthulu wasn't just a story?

something with non-euclidian madness!!!! i'm so scared that i was driven inssaaaaaane!!!!

The one with the ear shattering fart noise.

*BRAAAAAAAP*

i can't even fathom the unfathomable. aaaahh my sanity

Shrek

what if Shrek wasn't just a story?

The dreams in the witch house. That's my favourite one so I want that one. Wouldn't mind a short film about the outsider though

Something with giant tentacles coming down from a rift in the sky and people's eyes bleeding and stuff. Bits of subliminal shit like the Event Horizon hell scenes, flashing on and off. And then some tosser stops it all by doing something, I dunno.

>If there was to be a true lovecraft film to be made, what story should be adapted?
The Metamorphosis by Kafka

*ear shattering onions*

That would be really meta

It looks like we hit rock bottom, but lets push the shitposting further and see what happens.

quite Josephellerian posts, if you ask me

So event horizon, the void, sunshine and the matrix reloaded mixed into one movie?

heh

At the Mountains of Madness, but not Del Toros version.
He added stupid shit like Cthulhu being in Antarctica and a love interest

the world is to Orwellian to produce a true Kafkaesque masterpiece film based off of lovecrafts work and it couldnt be cthulu too mainstream so itd have to be the evil clergymen

is this post kino?

Spoken like a true Whedonite