Is there a single legitimate Japanese poster on this board? If so, prove it

Is there a single legitimate Japanese poster on this board? If so, prove it.

Is ther a non hispanic white american poster on this board?
If so, prove it.

Hai!

katamari damashiiiiiiii

DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU

Is there a single human poster on this board? If so, prove it.

(^_^)v

Hi, I'm Sven, I am human, YES.

sugoi!!!!!!!!

I have pink nipples.

CUM IN MUM

I can solve captcha
checkmate norway

I do have a couple of coworkers that do know about Sup Forums. Whether they post here or not, I don't know.

Thanks to 2ch and the fact it is well known even between normies over here, it's not that uncommon to people to talk about it.(2ch matome sites are still very popular and people browse them in public). And a handful more technically literate westaboos actually ask me what I think about Sup Forums, but I hide my power level.

It's not uncommon for Japs to use western "otaku" websites but they usually only do it for the porn as far as I know. There are probably real Japs on /e/ or /h/ but not here.

i'm not japanese per se, but i feel like deep down in my soul i might be. maybe like in a past life or something. i'm not sure what it is, but there's just something about the way of life here that i really relate to. it's not just the anime either - i mean, don't get me wrong, the anime is a huge part of my cultural connection to the people here, but that's not all it is. i know the stereotype is that the women here really like white boys but i can only speak from my experience and they're not like that at all. actually i have a hard time even getting the attention of a pretty girl here. but yeah. i guess to answer your question, sure maybe i'm not biologically japanese i really feel that spiritually i am 100% japanese and i am so blessed to be here with these people. thank you for asking!

Just proxies, but Sup Forums buys into the fantasy with "well played, Japan", "the nip has done it again!" whenever they post bantz

I'm 100% Biologically Japanese, and I have no clue as to where you are coming from. What are the components of being spiritually Japanese? Since when did we become a religion?

I wish to mmet a qt 3.14 nip which settle with

*tips katana*

I've had my genetically superior white cock in a lot of legit Japanese girls

He's shitposting m8. His whole post is basically saying he's a weaboo.

ooga booga, where da yellow wimminz at

I can write and understand chingchongese I swear here look:

>おちんちんペロペロ〜

>Muh deek
White people turns into niggers when talking about Asian women.

I'll be an old man before I'll be able to recognize this stuff. Thanks.

CUM

Ore wa Gundamu! Ike!

I wish Japanese porn wasn't censored though. Get the shit together.

is it hard learning jap?

sorry you got caught in the crossfire nipbro

Extremely disappointing. The women are hot as fuck. Though the screeching and squealing is awful. There's a series of JAV where they go to America and fuck white dick. Would love to see that uncensored.

Yeah, but we don't really care. It's like a filter. Some girls go there, some girls stay here. It's not like the girls who've gone out with foreign people aren't marked for life. Choices have consequences.

Bruh...

>The women are hot as fuck
Only the porn stars

Just when I thought it couldn't get any better, it got better.

that's good to know. I had always wondered if japs let their women go whore around with foreigners then took them back no questions asked.

what the shit, im eating

They're as bad a post WWII Germany, I should know, I've seen the porn.

>Yellow skin
>Squinty eyes
>Flat as fuck nose
>Massive pupils
>Literally all look the same
qt asian girls are a meme. Even anime girls are always white

I'd guess about 99% of them are proxies or gaijins in Japan.
I was pretty surprised when some guys in my circle at the university where I was studying knew about Sup Forums (they were pretty otaku-ish though). They found it pretty funny that I was a "4channer" for some reason.

There's a tube full of uncensored gook porn called like japs uncensored or something

More like foreigners to approach Japanese women.

So Japanese women dating white foreigners is the Japanese equivalent of when Norwegian women here has been with muslims or other types of niggers?

Yes.

Where is that one Japanese poster who always posts about the 9/11 inside-job with the cryptic pics?

you're input required here

PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI

呼んだ?

>I'm 100% Biologically Japanese

sorry to hear that m8

This world needs to be nuked.

長野県ここです

kill yourself parasite pigs.

No, there are levels. White is one thing, anything else is another. Strangely, a white dude is still less alien than going out with a Chinese or Korean person. A successful white guy is fine with most people here. I mean, the difference between whoring around and looking for a significant other is pretty obvious. (Shitskins are still very undesirable though.)

呼んでないから帰りなさい。

>長野県ここです

gaijin detected

トランプかヒラリー、どっちがいいと思う?

"My apologies" lmao

日本狗滚出老子的政治区

I doubt you are Japanese.

at least you are not average Japanese person to me.

はい

>kill yourself parasite pigs.
statistically speaking, the one who is most likely to meet that end would be you.
just saying.

i am Japanese

>Norweigan women

More like any white women...

ヒラリーなんて論外

It's cool that you think that. I ain't mad. I hate it sometimes too. Our hormone levels are often lower than most other humans, so there's a disadvantage there. But our culture is pretty solid as a whole, so there's that.

You are fucking same as niggers in US or muslim in Europe for Japanese people.

Seriously why can't white piggus noticed it??
due to low IQ?

He said he was biologically Japanese, the implication is that he was born elsewhere though

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>japanese people
>on Sup Forums
only weeaboos with proxies lad

So he is not Japanese,right?

Oh, I recognize this writing style, hello my old shitposting friend who pretends to be Japanese girl

>More like any white women...
More like all women if I'm being honest.
Any kind of woman that has been with a muslim or a nigger is red flag in my book.

Incorrect that I am not Japanese
Probably correct that I am not like the average Japanese.

I knew a girl who dated a korean and was basically ostracized from all peers her age. Meanwhile people don't really give a fuck who I date and I have dated sluts and very conservative girls alike. I am an aryan posterboy tho. Never had a girls family shun me. Now in Korea....Holy shit there families can go years without talking to the boyfriend unless you put a ring on it, and even then its a gamble.

My buddy was dating a korean american (while they were in Korea) and it took him 3 years to get invited over to her extended families for dinner while she went every other weekend.

proxis with vaginal blood stain flag

It's just banter m8, I'm not actually looking down on you

I like this thread now :3

Hiiii useless English teacher.

I fucking hate you.

Because you guys are fucking rude and stink.

he is a gaijin just like you

That's not even close to true. Stop making us look like projecting little faggots just because you haven't kissed a girl yet.

That's cool, you should write an essay about it and I'll correct your mistakes.

I'm Japanese citizen tho.

I posted my eyes on Sup Forums.

SPAIN BRINGS THE PAIN!

So whites are to japanese the same way east asians and latinos/hispanics are to whites?

Still racemixing degenerate, but acceptable in moderation. Nig fucking is generally bad in everyone's eyes of course.

ohio gozymass

gengkee dess?

t. neehon-gin

post your dick and I'll consider your claims.

Just post a picture of the cover of your nip passport and we believe you, thanks.

T: Mongol pro

and?

You fucking useless English teacher can't even teach English...

This roleplay is embarrassing.

Its not teachers fault that we're all lazy and stupid

>cover
Anybody married to a Japanese citizen would be able to do that though, and even an inkjet print would probably look real enough on a webcam

I thought it was a joke when people admired Koreans for how well they speak English...then I came to Japan...

>rude and stink

Top kek, you zipperheads all smell like raw fish and wet dogs.

I literally grew up in Újpest. AMA.

>all these degenerate weebs who failed in life so hard they had to run away to Japan to tell ppl how to say words for a living

Kill yourselves. Filthy hawaito niggers.

>English teaching faggots talking shit to other English teaching faggots

You all legitimately need to off yourselves.

Just as a random anecdote for this thread:

I had a roommate who was Chinese, and I was watching the Summer Olympics with him 4 years ago.

A Japanese athlete was on screen and he started shouting like:
>JAPANESE DOG!
He then proceeded to get up from his seat and spit on my fucking TV.

He would also do weird shit like cook chicken, then leave it out all night and eat it the next day.

Yes, I'm afraid of vaginas.

>Not travelling around the world so you can bring skills and experience back to your home country
>staying on your shitty tiny inbred island and your narrow viewpoint

No thanks m80

nihao! I'm from Düsseldorf, so I'm japanus!

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So apparently you guys fight over being "really Japanese"? Stop it. I like us, but I don't like us that much. It's not worth it. If you aren't Japanese in Japan, just keep helping out. That's why you're here. If you weren't, we would've kicked you out by now. We're good at deporting people we don't like anymore. (Cept for NK "refugees", thats another story.)