Brit/pol/ - evading the tv licence edition

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BBC Parliament
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcparliament

>Today's Papers 6/9/16
sli.mg/a/cEraI6

>Some clues as to what David Davis means by Brexit
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/09/clues-david-davis-means-brexit/?_ga=1.113212679.2010596277.1460684536

>Brexit minister says it is 'very improbable' UK will remain a member of the single market
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/04/g20-summit-theresa-may-ready-to-block-boris-johnsons-point-based/

>David Davis reveals Government's Brexit strategy
express.co.uk/news/politics/707262/David-Davis-Government-s-Brexit-strategy-Britain

>David Davis vows to build national consensus on Brexit
theguardian.com/politics/2016/sep/05/david-davis-vows-to-build-national-consensus-on-brexit

>Ignoring Leave vote would be outrage MPs told
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37271417

>Sturgeon seeks UK 'coalition' over European single market
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-37266240

>Lord Ashcroft: This is what Britain really wants from Brexit, Mrs May
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/04/this-is-what-britain-really-wants-from-brexit-mrs-may/

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youtube.com/watch?v=IS05UxBVTtY
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youtube.com/watch?v=drfsE9m05fU
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breitbart.com/london/2016/09/06/farage-for-breitbart-trump-stole-the-march-on-brexit-and-now-hillarys-floundering/
twitter.com/AndyMansh/status/773143103104491520
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Who /still kippin/ here?

First for Laura.

1st for Vazeline

:(

TRADE DEALS

Is it bad if I find Theresa May kinda hot?

Wtf does this mean in psychological terms?

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/06/theresa-may-rebukes-david-davis-over-warning-that-uk-could-leave/

We're getting soft Brexit, lads.

Oh hark! the drums do beat, my love, no longer can we stay.
The bugle-horns are sounding clear, and we must march away.
We're ordered down to Portsmouth, and it's many is the weary mile.
To join the British Army on the banks of the Nile.

Oh Willie, dearest Willie, don't leave me here to mourn,
Don't make me curse and rue the day that ever I was born.
For the parting of our love would be like parting with my life.
So stay at home, my dearest love, and I will be your wife.

Oh my Nancy, dearest Nancy, sure that will never do.
The government has ordered, and we are bound to go.
The government has ordered, and the Queen she gives command.
And I am bound on oath, my love, to serve in a foreign land.

Oh, but I'll cut off my yellow hair, and I'll go along with you.
I'll dress myself in uniform, and I'll see Egypt too.
I'll march beneath your banner while fortune it do smile,
And we'll comfort one another on the banks of the Nile.

But your waist it is too slender, and your fingers they are too small.
In the sultry suns of Egypt your rosy cheeks would spoil.
Where the cannons they do rattle, when the bullets they do fly,
And the silver trumpets sound so loud to hide the dismal cries.

Oh, cursed be those cruel wars, that ever they began,
For they have robbed our country of manys the handsome men.
They've robbed us of our sweethearts while their bodies they feed the lions,
On the dry and sandy deserts which are the banks of the Nile.

>in taxi on way home from doctor
>a college or something got out or was about to start and there are loads of 18-21 year olds walking around
>so many qt girls walking past
I've never felt so lonely desu.

nah m8

>being for an ugly kike who constantly shills for Syrian war and muh refugees

>Keith Vaz hears about Romania's entry to the EU.

Stop trying to drum up support for your theories on Laotian water puppetry forums, Sigmund.

Wait, is that northern part of Ireland still British? Didn't we give that back recently?

Who here is drinking a 1946 ARYAN BLOOD vintage?

Keith Vaz did literally nothing wrong.

4st for totty english girls

PMQs tomorrow.

Question Time on Thursday.

This is what happens when you get rid of grammar schools.

nth for Priti is getting fat

>when you want your rentboys to Remain but they want to Leave

They haven't got anyone worth voting for

I always vote anti-establishment anyway so I'll probably vote for Comrade Corbyn or something else depending who is on my local ballot. I've just moved so I have no idea who the usual independents are down here

KEK is your god

youtube.com/watch?v=zMGZtkMS3sQ

>give it back

Are you fucking retarded, family member?

>doesn't remember how much of a troll she was during the referendum
You leave my Laura alone. Lefties fucking hate her, they send her abuse all the time for being a 'tory'.

Also, she isn't Jewish, she comes from an Old German family and an old Scottish family.

Lads can you help me find a quote? I thought it was by Oliver Cromwell, but I tried Googling it and found nothing. Maybe I imagined it.

The quote is something along the lines of:
>I wish to make the English name as feared as the Roman ever was

You're a bit thick m8

>not knowing about NORN

disgraceful

youtube.com/watch?v=IS05UxBVTtY

Where have you been?

Fuck...

Cromwell was a jewish controlled cunt 2bh familia

strawpoll.me/11167101
strawpoll.me/11167101
strawpoll.me/11167101
strawpoll.me/11167101

IMPORTANT POLL.

They REALLY need to set up a Scottish branch.

>Since the troubles, Sinn Fein have been about faggots, Islam, and The EU non-stop.
It's a bit strange that they of all people could hate Ireland's Catholics even more than Paisley.

how long have you lived here?

>tfw english people feel proud again

>Post yfw the final Commonwealth Realm becomes a republic

>Post yfw the final nations that have the Union Jack in their canton get rid of it

>Post yfw the entire Commonwealth eventually completely forgets about the mother country

>Post yfw Canada, Australia and New Zealand eventually look down upon us with disdain

>Post yfw the wogs and cultural marxists remove our monarchy and attempt to eradicate our culture and tradition

LADS. I CAN'T BE DOING WITH THESE FEELS ANYMORE. I just want to live in a time when Englishmen could be proud... :(

All of you fags fell for my trap. I'm gonna have lunch now and think about how well I done you all.

Who is worth following on twitter lads?

ALLLL MYYY LIFEEEEE

youtube.com/watch?v=H-0OuRVCAK8

>i was just pretending to be retarded

>tfw no Welsh DUP

Did New Zealand reject the idea of A FUCKING LEAF for their flag or is it still up for discussion?

>i was just pretending to be retarded

>Black Lives Matter block runway
>Not a single one of them was black
>They claim the climate change crisis is a racist crisis because so many gibsmedats have died from drowning in the Med

What the fuck are these people smoking?

I wish I could have been with the queen the day she awoke after brexit.
Only to see her smile.

>youtube.com/watch?v=drfsE9m05fU
>Some people say they're racist
>Are you racists?
>racist
>racist
>racist

I fucking hate the BBC.

Like 60% of them voted against it because
>A FUCKING LEAF

Nah they kept their flag, but apparently they want rid of the queen now.

Australia is the only colony that matters tbqh.

soon all commonwealth nations will have different kinds of leaves to distinguish themselves

from the biggest star to the smallest atom, all matter matters
collectively constructing the consciousness of the universe, so it doesn't matter who was first.
Look at earth from space, we are one planet. God damn it, why you throwing rocks at it?
I'm reporting over the captains log, while these self important slobs imagine god and let the tail wag the dog.
eat the entire ecosystem and barely leave a crumb, then bend your tongue trying to eat the sun.

>>"if we're under a nuclear strike that means we're all dead anyway"
Fucking ree tbqh
Why do people assume the entire country would get glassed. Think about all the people who would lose their kids or siblings if London got hit. If my little sister got vaporised by an Iranian or chink nuke you can be damn sure I'd want retaliation

>poll done by new zealand republicans
>reported by the daily mail
You get memed.

You even need to ask?

They've been helping """"local black businessmen"""""

>can't concentrate on studies because of fixation on political news
>200 word essay due in tomorrow
Who else here /stressed/?

You don't know the half of it son

50 word essay due tomorrow and I'm here on Sup Forums...

Why is Hunt still health sec?

>Wake up
>Sturgeon is still in a position of power

>using twitter

>tfw have to finish colouring in a policeman for class tomorrow
>haven't even got the crayons out yet

/turningtodrink/

So many anime posters. Jesus christ this is why brit/pol is just shite.

WIR SCHAFFEN DAS WIR SCHAFFEN DAS WIR SCHAFFEN DAS WIR SCHAFFEN DAS WIR SCHAFFEN DAS WIR SCHAFFEN DAS WIR SCHAFFEN DAS WIR SCHAFFEN DAS

It was the independent famalam

>200 words

Do you know where you are?
Fuck off

We need someone to pilot the plane on its nosedive to the ground at 500mph.

she's perfect

Australia is on its way too with their republicuck PM

strawpoll.me/11167149
IMPORTANT POLL

Loaded question
There is only one wanker who would do this and he is a retard from Swansea.

We`re finally crashing this welfare state with no survivors.

[unpredictable genitalia]

Morning lads.

>she

mate, don't act like you're better than everyone else. you're still shitposting on a guinean grooming board at 3:30pm on a tuesday

Union of South Africa lads.

@apurposefulwife
@Sineaderade
@LadyAodh
@Marion_M_Le_Pen
@fashbritwaifu
@AngelTilaLove
@ReactionaryTree
@ElectreIsMore

>apparently they want rid of the queen now
According to a totally representative poll taken by the fair and unbiased 'New Zealand Republicans' political pressure group whose sole purpose is to drum up support for an elected head of state. Pure coincidence of course, a similar poll conducted by anything other institution surely would have returned the same result

He pisses off the right people.

Hunt the Shunt, eh

>yfw her maj stuck around long enough to save her country from the EU by persuading her influential dinner party guests to support leave

Long may she reign ;_;7

Any1 got this image?

>anime posters talk about politics
>anti-anime posters just complain

Turnmeme will be out before he can do anything.
Fucking catholics.

>she
And that's just shadow on her upper lip, right user?

breitbart.com/london/2016/09/06/farage-for-breitbart-trump-stole-the-march-on-brexit-and-now-hillarys-floundering/

>Although I never wanted Theresa May to be our Prime Minister, I had been prepared to give her the benefit of the doubt. After all, she did say “Brexit means Brexit”.

>But in the wake of the G20 and the continued bullying of the USA and Japan, something seems to have slipped.

>The EU’s single market, so beloved by the multinationals and career political class, is now being hailed as our commercial salvation.

>But to be a part of it means the acceptance of free movement of people. The referendum was clear: the British people voted to leave the single market and to take back control of our borders.

>Yesterday Mrs. May said that we voted for “some” control of immigration. She has blinked. The pressures from the pro-single market camp appear to be working.

>The battle lines of British politics for the next couple of years are now drawn. The currently popular Prime Minister may well discover just how strongly the 17.4 million Leave voters feel

Are Nige is not in denial.

Thinly-veiled "I want anime girl pics" post. I'm happy to oblige

you ever think she fucked some squaddie during her time in the army?

Mate I'm out to work at 4am and back by 1pm.

What the fuck do you do except post pictures of cartoon tits all day?

more of this karen

I hope she outlasts Charles tbqh. Not likely, but at least for every day she stays alive we have one less day of him.

Fucking lefty junior doctors, they got what they wanted yet they're still pressing ahead with strikes

THEY JUST WANT TO PLAY POLITICS, NOT HELP SICK PEOPLE as if having a job guaranteed by the state wasn't good enough for these cunts

I`d beat you up for that sort of comment irl, lad.

...

>'Are Neil
>Hitchens-sama
>Douglas Murray
>Tim Montgomerie
>Daniel Hannan
>Roger Scruton
>Toby Young

now that DP is back, is This Week coming back soon?

>Sweden asking for CP

to be expected desu. She was classic, though.

annoy people like you and talk politics

I rarely reply to anime posters as they are usually underageb& - I certainly don't discuss politics with them.

Thinly veiled closet paedophile detected.

I cannot wait till you sick nonces get found out about all of your drawn pre-pubescent girl pictures.

Can you post all these in an album or something?

*light chuckle*

twitter.com/AndyMansh/status/773143103104491520

>you will never engage in a torrid love affair with a princess that leads only to heartache and alcoholism when it inevitably ends