Move to new city, register with new doctor

>move to new city, register with new doctor
>book appointment, walk in
>see this

What do?

Turn 360 degrees and run as fast as possible.
That man does not look competent -- the kind of dude who would whip out an inaccurate diagnosis or letter a couple of minutes.

but that's impossible, I saw you fall with the balrog

Bend over for my prostate exam
>He looks like he'd preform it with his tongue

>Turn 360 degrees
You'd still be facing him you fucking idiot

He looks like a smart tomato
Im happy hes my doctor

>Turn 360 degrees and run as fast as possible.

>360 degrees

Get a blog, or Facebook because this has fuck-all to with Sup Forums.

That's what I'd do, Ahmed.

Ask for a hit of the vodka he's got stashed in the bottom drawer, I'm going to need it.

The summer detector is still working

its a meme

So you're implying his long hair makes him a shit doctor? He's comfy not stupid.

Well it's a terrible meme

I loved you in Independence Day.

fix all his crooked picture frames

Leave because the bible warns long hair is shameful for a man

>but emu took the bait

>That man does not look competent
>look

yeah... give him a decent hair cut and suddenly he is "competent"

>Bornstein

Well he has a dozen of diplomas on the wall and I won't go to a specific doctor without someone recommending me or at least without reading feedback online, so probably he's competent

I love you too, user. Thanks for chuckles.

I'll suck your cock if you don't shut up

>will burger take emu bait?

>your prostate is OK
>we need to talk about your upper GI

Find out in the next episode of Shitpost: The Heat

Tell him to clean up his desktop.

Thanks so much for the kind offer. How about we meet on the steps of the Shrine of Remembrance on St Kilda Rd (I'm assuming you're in Melbourne)? You name the time and I'll bring the protection.

It has begun....the gr8 b8 war between emu and burger

You're a meme.

Also, Windows xp

id feel awesome knowing i had the Trump the god emperor's doctor

American education.

>Stein
>Mocha pot

Turn 360 and walk the fuck out

120 Emu street longreach

Don't bring any protection either you faggit

EVERY FRAME ON THE WALL IS CROOKED
>how does this make you feel?

No you are a meme + 1

Well fuck me -- there actually is an Emu St in Longreach. But Longreach is a shithole and there's no way I'm going there to get my dick sucked.

Plot twist: I'm actually Australian and know just how bad those isolated rural towns can be.

Request a lethal dose of morphine.

enjoy clean bill of health, brother

>Windows XP
>No longer in support
>Not HIPAA compliant

Great movie that. Why are you in the US? Are you being held hostage?

>being this new

lurk more

Working in New York. Banging American chicks. Drinking too many cocktails.

I like the book especially too. Still pretty revealing of the savagery in rural Australia (even beyond all the dropbears).

It's a meme you dip

make 2 white russians

I've seen scarier looking doctors and I'm still alive.

But then again, it's Hungary.

If hes good enough for the Donald, hes good enough for me

I didn't even know there was a book desu. Have fun in jew york

Well looks can be somewhat accurate when inferencing.
If someone is dressed in blankets and ratty clothes pushing a shopping cart they are clearly homeless.

I'd pee on his fucking rug.

Ask for a prescription of LSD.

Well from personal experience the most intelligent people I have met have also been the most eccentric.

>how to bait newfags

Not on the rug, man

Tilt the frames on the wall to a proper angle. This guy is a mess.
By the way, do bongs have to register preemptively when they move towns? We just have to show up and prove that we live nearby the first time we need to go there.

For General Practitioners, yes. Well, you don't have to, no one's holding a gun to your head. But it makes sense to register with a GP practice as soon as possible. If I suddenly need an appointment, and my doctor is in another city at the other side of the country, that's not very helpful.

If you haven't registered a new doctor, and suddenly you DO need an appointment, you can just go and register at the same time as you book an appointment. But it'll take longer, the receptionists might act bitchy and be slow on purpose, and give you an appointment several days later even though there are free ones much sooner. Who knows. Receptionists are the fucking worst, at GP practices and hospitals. It's best not to be reliant on them at a bad moment. Register pre-emptively and be safe.

>Bornstein
Check if your prescribed medication is a testosterone blocker or estrogen imitator

That would really tie the room together.

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Wew lurk mure before you act so retarded