ATTENTION

ATTENTION
ATTENTION

THE POPCORN MINES WILL BE OPENING IN 5 MINUTES

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What's your most Kafkaesque theater experience?

>forcing a shitty meme this badly

Fuck off you unfunny faggot.

Kinoplex is the best meme I've encountered in my 10 years on this site. Fuck it's so creative. Keep doing your thing fa/tv/irgins

I still remember when a kid got stuck in the popcorn mine. there's a rumor going around that he got chopped up and recycled in to the batch.

Ate a fly that was stuck to the butter on a popcorn by accident.

does anyone else sneak gummy bears from the local S&F into the theater?

>shitty meme

>10 years
Yiiiiiiiikes.

Why do people keep posting this and lovecraftian? Do they think it's funny? it wasn't funny the first time. unironically kys yourself

Sorry big guy, we've got a no singles policy here. I'm afraid you'll have to bring friends next time.

Careful buddy... You're here forever too.

There used to be a theater right next to a grocery store closeby and they would always have the big bags of candy out front by the counters. The theater eventually closed down though but I like to think it was because of us candy smugglers.

*tosses you in the popcorn mine*

no charge for them?

Nah. I can leave anytime I want. I just haven't found anything better to do yet.

this post is lynchian af

A lot of the meme dialogue created is pretty Tarantinoesque

>Nah. I can leave anytime I want. I just haven't found anything better to do yet.
Lol. See you around

see ya tomorrow

Yes, you probably will be until I finish college, and get a life and a gf :^)

>tfw used to work as a cashier at a Cinemark when i was 16
>would constantly have to hear people complain about the high prices for the bathroom tokens
I didn't set the fucking prices, complain to my nigger manager, not me.

>movie trailer
>WHAT IF BANE WASN'T JUST A STORY
>ear shattering plane noise
>full frontal shot of Bane rising from the Pit with water streaming off of his body
>black screen
>coming 2018

>movie
>opening shot is Bane rising out of the Pit
>movie is 2 hours and 45 minutes of Bane destroying a city
>ending is Bane standing over the leveled city roaring at the Central intelligence agency

>his kinotoriums bathroom doesn't have it's own credit cards
flyover detected

any good movies about going to the movies?

yeah the one I worked at was pretty shit. I've seen some nice Cinemarks but mine is awful

>Blazing Saddles

>tfw Chad trips you while you try to find your seat and your face falls into the piss aisle

holy shit, a piss trough next to the aisle that runs all the way down to the exit doors, why hasn't this actually been implemented

9/10

>tfw I unironically want to watch a movie about a black gentleman who buys a movie theater and turns it into the world's most exclusive kinoplex in order to teach the average moviegoing pleb to have standards

Inglorious Basterds

you'll end up in the popcorn mines for life way before any of that has a chance of happening.

only used for #litty films. there aren't enough raunchy r-rated comedies that are NOT for critics to justify implementing them.

soundcloud.com/lazerbird-98477393/afternoon-at-the-kinoplex

Just some sounds of a normal kinoplex here.

I remember once I applied to work at my local movie theater and it asked me what movies and music I liked and I said Drive and its soundtrack

I didn't hear back from them

That's what we all say.

>it ain't me starts playing
gets me every time

1st day here faggot? Go back to Sup Forums and stay there

this happened to me and nothing's really changed. You still have plenty of free time left over. I guess if I get a kid I might have less time but eh, Sup Forums doesn't require a big time commitment

It'd just be Demolition Man in a theater if it were realistic.

Does anybody else get tired of paying the blowjob tax?

actually, no

My threatre has a rent-a-hooker program to get around the government enforced no singles policy. Includes a blowy and handy. I've heard some will even fuck you right in your seat but I feel like it would ruin the view.

>tfw put in the solitary confinement theatre for throwing crablegs at the screen

My theater just installed the stickyfloor for bronze pass owners. To get normal floor you need silver pass or higher

Us Chads don't have to pay that, my friend AND we get free mommy handjobs for being Level 3+. All that given you don't live in a shit state like Texas.

>date wants popcorn
>get in line at the popcorn mine
>out of minecarts by the time its my turn
>don't want to pay for the first class cart, have to walk in
>$5 lantern rental, $5 shovel rental, $15 for a large bucket
>date finishes popcorn 10 min into the kino

Stopped going to the theatre when the comfort built in toilets seats all clogged up with corn and caused poopie water to overflow and flood the cinema and thus the electricity of the floor lights electrocuted everyone.

>forgot my squat plug at home
you think they have one at Kinoplex? There's one next door to the gym

soundcloud.com/lazerbird-98477393/afternoon-at-the-kinoplex

truly a meme for intellectuals

>tfw at my kinoplex they started selling sleezy porno mags and book lights at the concessions for those boring kinos
;^)

>tfw they run out of poop scoopers and you have to resort to using your hands

Seriously, I feel bad for oldfags
>mfw I've only been browsing since 2009

Bobs and vaegeine

Harold and Kumar Go To The Movies

They charge $6.75 for a bottle of Dasani at my local theater. I can't wait for them to go out of business.

Last time I went to the theatres with my dad it was for the Dark Knight rises and he yelled at the theatre people for having popcorn for 30 $.

I wouldn't risk drinking the unbottled water from the kinoplex. I hear the butter-based fracking liquid used in the popcorn mines has seeped into the water supply.

>Movie shooter can't unfuck the jam in his assault rifle and storms out of the kinotorium
Seriously, why am I paying for these fucking premiums?

I have lovecraftian spiced crab legs, no need to mine

>only 2009
>anthropomorphic animal image
I have some bad news for you, user.

still cracks me up, to the user who made that, just inspired.

Sounds like a fancy joint, my local kinodome doesn't have official crab leg kiosks, so Mexicans sell them outside of the main doors. Not as good as the official brand.

i've gotten so good at it that i barely have to do it for more than 2 minutes now before the cashier finishes
doesn't bother me that much anymore, plus it makes the popcorn taste a bit saltier

>free mommy handjobs
Fucking hell, the Level 3 rewards at my establishment are just falcon stands. Is that an American thing?

>refugees welcome

could Sup Forums ever make a movie about the kinoplex meme?

>Lovecraftian XD

End yourself

Not Level 3 member, Level 3 social status.

Fuck, I haven't been leveling that at all. No wonder I receive the "random penis inspections" so often. At least I'm nimble enough to sneak around the no singles policy.

Listen, bud, I can leave whenever I want

Chuck you kafkaesque piece of sneed.

Sup Forums could make a flash animation at best

You're supposed to find a gf in college, user.

>You're supposed to find a gf in college, user.

>American 'education'

>le european shia arranged marriages

hey user I just want to tell you

Thats really cute doggo

The Robert Story

99% on RT

>find a gf in college

>get gf in college
>date for a while
>break up with her
>finish college
what now?

>mfw newbs bring their fire extinguisher to the kinoplex on anvil tuesday

no one told me that
and i'm almost out

You don't need a gf but if you aren't getting dates/laid in college you're doing something wrong. It's literally never any easier .

oh well

>it's literally never easier
How do I do it then?

JUST do it

Be attractive and have a big dick.

who took this photo lol

...

thanks

Fuck off

You actually have to...

1) be interesting
2) talk to girls

2 strikes

Are you passionate about anything that's not...

1. Sup Forums
2. Anime
3. Vidya

?

not even passionate about those things 2bqh. and what i am passionate are total sausagefests

god it must suck to be her

Sir! Sir! I saw you heading to the kinotorium without popcorn in hand, we cannot allow this at my establishment.

Slow down Robert, they just finished mop-

You're on Sup Forums, so you must surely be literate in modern film and popular culture at least. That's not nothing.