Whoa

Whoa

This guy is just a madman.

helluva lovecraftian take on forrest gump

100% Zany!!!!!
Unbelievably Wacky!!
XD

Wow very lovecraftian.

Hands free tv!?

MOMS GONNA FREAK

>ruining your body permanently for a shit movie that has already been done before
I despise this generation that only looks at the past, MAKE SOMETHING NEW GODDAMMIT

Lovecraftian peak of cinema

Lovecraftian

you know this is a joke right?

It wouldn't be permanent they would just freeze them and put them back on after no harm no foul.

one time i was raiding in wow and some girl had injured her legs really badly and some guy said some lt dan legs quote... dead silence after that

>Imo Gimuvi
The state of that smug numale jesus christ

Thats bold. Impressive if he goes through with it

pretty sure this is bullshit but somebody please tell me theyre not making a forrest gump reboot. ive had enough reboots and sequels

The movie won't have legs at the box office.

How will he play sneed in the sneed biopic?

>some guy said some lt dan legs quote
What?

Forrest Gump reebot... why?

NO
CAN
DO

it's called marketing lol

are they really remaking forest gump?

Honestly the very idea of them rebooting Forrest Gump offends me and makes me mad.

I heard the guy who plays Gump is going to deprive himself of oxygen until he's brain damaged.

IT DAN LEGS??
WHAT ARE YOU DRUNK?

fairly certain that's a lowercase L
as in Lt
as in Lieutenant
as in Lieutenant Dan

Daniel Day-Lewis?

are you?

Fuck off

Yes. Since it's his last role he's like 'fuck it'.

He also plans on contracting AIDS.

you more you fight, the more powerful sneed becomes

He fell for the bait

JENNY'S GONNA FREAK

>he doesn't know

Who will play Forrest?

LOVE
C
R
A
F
T

dumbass

>Imo Gimuvi

What did OP mean by this?

...

tom hanks

LOCK HIM UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY

...

I cannot imagine a none tom hanks gump..

>Jared Cuts his legs off
>screen time cut down to ten minutes
>time went Jenny's AIDs plot

>Even the surgeon wasn't safe from Leto's twisted vision. “On the operating room I told the nurse ‘I'm ready to make the cut’ and Jared woke up from the anesthesia, turned to me and said ‘what if someone just stood in the middle of an audition hall and yelled cut? That's what all these cripples down at casting talk about. They even had a priest come and talk to me. He said God is listening and if I found Jesus, I'd get to walk beside him in the kingdom of Heaven. Did you hear what I said? WALK beside him in the kingdom of Heaven! Well kiss my crippled ass. God is listening? What a crock of shit.' My jaw hit the floor and it never really came back up. That’s when I thought, is he getting in character to play Lt. Dan, is Lt. Dan something that’s been in him all along?”

MOMS