ITT: Dead-on-arrival franchises
Which ones are you sad to see die, and which ones do you think could've been successful?
ITT: Dead-on-arrival franchises
Daniel Reyes
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Dylan Ward
>no elves
>no dwarves
Zachary Cox
is that eragon?
hahahaha
wasnt malcovich in it too?
what a shit movie
Jaxon Carter
It was dead the moment they decided to make e movie. The book was monumentally shitty to start with
Nolan Brown
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Blake Cox
Many shit books have been made into successful films.
Adam Davis
The Golden Compass
YEA, this is probably going to devolve the entire thread into a circle jerk about Dakota Blue Richards tits. What are you gonna d about it?
Tyler Bell
>40mil budget
>$915,000 box office
HOW
DO
YOU
FUCK
THAT
UP
Mason Hall
I actually liked this movie, shame it never really clicked for the masses...would have liked to have seen the rest of it
Jose Anderson
Books > 300 pages don't translate well into 110 minute movies. Same thing happened with Eragon.
Elijah Gutierrez
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Carter Moore
Master and Commander, most audiences didn't get it
Benjamin Carter
This
That book was a write by numbers shitfest. One of the worst books I ever have read.
I really liked caprica. Still have no idea why they stopped that series.
Angel Martinez
IT is a 1k page book and it did well
Zachary Ortiz
>That book was a write by numbers shitfest. One of the worst books I ever have read.
Doesn't mean it can't make money at the box office. They've made blockbusters out of awful books often.
Sebastian Nguyen
The movie is only half the book, though.
Jack Williams
>the site is still up
delgo.com
Easton Harris
Ok then 500 pages then
Thats still over 200 pages over your limit
Xavier Baker
They look so ugly and unappealing
Julian Young
>They've made blockbusters out of awful books often.
Well it is easy to buy the rights of shitty books.
Probably why we will never see a Brent weeks book made into a movie.
Jordan Young
>fighting around the world
what's not to get about it?
Leo Ortiz
Book 2 and 3 would have made Hollywood
very uncomfortable anyway.
Eli Foster
Are you implying IT was good?
Jace Stewart
>reptilian overlords
>has mammalian tits
David Cooper
looks like the cover of a early 90s click and point game on DOS
Elijah Evans
how so? didn't read or watch any of it.
concept sounded cool though and polar bear goes without saying
Parker Powell
this.
worst movie ive ever seen btw.
Leo Howard
its about sexual liberty and battling God for the freedom of individual choice iirc
the polar bears were a tiny part of the first book, nothing to do with the rest
Cameron Walker
Money laundering probbaly
Cameron Russell
They're redeveloping it as a series. Unfortunately by the BBC.
Gabriel Harris
kek, thought the same thing