With the recent flop of Mother!, you are given $25 million with Jennifer Lawrence in the lead of a film you are forced to make as you try to save her career. Due to the low budget, you cannot afford any other major actor and thus everyone else will be unknowns.
What film will you make that will bring Jennifer Lawrence back into the spotlight?
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Giant gangbang. Jlaw taking 10 000 dicks.
90 minutes of her getting her fat ass spanked
I just make her sit in a chair and let everybody who wants to insult her come by and record them doing it
Pay me five dollars and you get to touch her
I would leave the country with my 25 million dollars.
>Passengers flopped
>Mother! flopped
In her next film she plays a Russian spy codenamed DIVA who falls for a CIA agent. It is not a comedy.
Her nudes have leaked already for free and she's almost 30. She's done. Plenty of younger, hotter starlets coming up to take her place
Playing the french weather girl in a renactment of the crucifixion of Jonah Hill
A day of the life of Jennifer. Following her around with a camera from dawn til dusk and then a trippy sequence where the 25 million is spent on some dumb CGI effects like making her morph into different objects and that
i cast her in something that isnt directed by a hack
Portrayal of the New Testament, she plays Jesus
explicit sexually activity and/or explicit violence
A time travel movie where she travels back to Jonah's interview and burns that fucking weather girl.
We'll just need to come up with the perfect comeback.
Smutty R rated version of the Passion of Joan of Arc except instead of burning her she ascends to heaven on a sunbeam
Jennifer Lawrence is down on her luck when her long time boyfriend leaves her for a super model. But wait she's also pregnant and must struggle with the decision to abort or keep the baby. She goes through emotional times with her fray frays and ultimately decides to keep the baby and somehow becomes a better person for it. Could do it for 10 mill assuming I only have to pay that hooker 5 mill so I have 5 mill for the budget. Bitches eat it up and drag there man for date night. Career saved. Que feel good tune! Ain't no mountain highhhh enough
what interview?
Castaway except she's naked
some sort of shitty real life overcoming adversity story
OK so first off let's take care of the equipment cost. A nice HD camera, a stand, lighting, and cloud storage for the footage would probably set me back around 50 grand give or take. I do not need to hire anyone to operate this equipment because the camera will be stationary for the duration of the film, and if it does need to be adjusted, I will do it myself. The only two actors in this film will be myself and Jennifer Lawrence. No money will be spent on sets, as the entirety of the film will be shot in my apartment. Now with the equipment cost, I have $24,950,000 left. Now it seems like her agents are desperate and the wording of the post is unclear so I'm just going to assume that they would be willing to take whatever they can in terms of pay. For simplicity's sake, I will calculate Jennifer's pay using an hourly rate, although in reality it would just be paid to her in lump sums. I'm going to be generous here and give her $50/hour. Going back to my $24,950.000, I will be able to keep Jennifer for 499,000 hours. This adds up to 20792 days, or 57 years. I will be able to creampie that tight, virginal (but not for long hehe) ass for 57 years. Let's put that into perspective. Assuming I can get a good 10 fucks a day, that means I will be able to fuck Jennifer Lawrence 207,920 times. Incredible. Jennifer and I will grow old together, share our most intimate moments together. At first she will despise me and the situation she had gotten herself into, but 5, 10 years of contractually obligated affection will gradually wear her down and she will grow to love me. When the film is finally finished, it will be unanimously declared as a masterpiece and a cultural treasure. It will test the limits of human understanding, entire scholarly fields will be established on my film. It will be my life's work, and it will change the face of film, if not art itself, permanently.
>Can only have JLaw in the film
Alright, I can roll with that.
Narcissus' Well
>Lawrence plays a Nancy, a farmer girl who lives alone in a secluded place. Barely seeing anyone.
>She prays for the heavens or anyone out there every night to send her someone.
>Her prayers are answered in the form of Nancy, an exact copy of her, that just shows up on her doorstep one morning
>Taking her in, she finds the perfect parter, someone that thinks, acts and talks just like her
>As the year goes by the impossible happens
>They start to fall in love
>After their first night together, Nancy and Nancy have their reality crashing down as bizzare surreal events start to happen around them
>Joining together in an undying love that grows everyday, they decide to discover what is going on around them and in these woods
To film the actual sex scene, I'll prolly have to film Lawrence and a stunt double making out and pretending to have sex twice, while editing magic will do the rest.
Bdsm flick that'll be what 50 shades should've been
>starts with her in witty empowering role
>spends 85% of the movie with a balgag on
>bad end
Itll be an allegory for her stupid agendas and what I think about her
But it'll make money because it'll only cost 2million to make and have 10 mil in adverts
Her sitting on my face for 120 minutes
>25 million spent for only 2 hours of someone sitting on your face
I'd give the money to Shane Carruth, tell him to make A Topiary and cast Jennifer Lawrence in it.
Her snuff film
Pay jennifer $5 million to stay the fuck away from my movie then make an arthouse kino.
Boyhood but with sex
Also
>implying any part of jlaw's body is virginal
Human centipede 3.
Time Cop 3: Quantum Reckoning.
Detective Chase Darling (Lawrence) is a no nonsense, bad ass, cunt, sent back in time to kill Hitler. But things aren't all they seem. The lines between good and evil are blurred. As she begins to fear that her boss, and ex-husband, Mordecai Weinbaum, might be a jew. (duh, duh, duh). Anyways, its like 45 minutes of her getting it hard in the ass from a panzer, before they finally pull the trigger and pop her head off like a dandelion. Also hitler is played by Pauly Shore.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I'd watch it for curiosity sake
A video with anal fisting (on both parts), strap on penetration, and scat play, culminating in vaginal creampie. Starring me.
Some WW2 Holocaust oscar-bait about gassing the kikes and stuff, starring J Law as Zyklon B.
Would I be allowed to get in contact with Kink.com and have them collaborate with me on this film?
You mean 4
Make her play the role of Ivanka Trump in some behind the scenes drama.
pleb
>Cast myself as director
>Set my salary as $23.999.999
>Outsource the work to India
>Hire a Bolywood director and screenwriter
>Sell the shitty movie in India
>Profit even more
I'll pay to see that
Total reboot of the original Die Hard but with J-Law as Jane McClane and the terrorists will be played by the cast of the Harry Potter movies, minus Daniel Radcliffe and Emma and the original Hans because he's dead in real life now.
Jane McClane is a lesbian so her wife is still Holly Gennaro, but she's black and played by Leslie Jones because it's modern and audiences need to get with the times, fuck Drumpf you know.
>go back in time till just after Winter's Bone was released
>stop her being cast in X-Men or Hunger Games
This would probably solve everything, and she'd now be showing up as "Waitress #3" in some movie.
>not liking 30 year olds
This honestly. The truth is that there are plenty of hot women who are younger and ready to suck dick to take her place
Attack of the 50 Foot Woman
She'd make a very sexy giantess
Will include lots of good scenes that show off her feet, including a POV scene from the perspective of a disrespectful man she steps on
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>What film will you make that will bring Jennifer Lawrence back into the spotlight?
Jlaw is a transgender nun that saves LGBT Jews during the holocaust.
She's going the Katherine Heigl route now guys. What made Mother! flop? Was Javier Bardem any good in it?
her and aiden gillen are on a flight
that's a pretty good answer
Another Hunger Games movie set in an alternate universe where she'd have to participate again, but she's a shapeshifting mutant with blue skin.
Shoot J-Law up with truth serum and ask her what Hollywood is really up to. Guaranteed blockbuster. Burn the $25 million at the end for the lulz.
This. Sophia is prime.
3 hour epic war kino about the Battle of Kharkov
Put jlaw in some nonspeaking background role idunno
jlaw needs to go back to her trailer park and stop shitting up cinematic productions
Have her play the tranny in a 120 minute adaptation of the castration of Jonah Hill
That would be awesome, she'd spend the entire movie on the island totally naked. I'm getting a boner just thinking about it.
>an Aronofsky film was not suppose to flop
retards actually think this
Upload a video to youtube of her hanging herself and I make off with the cash.
I pay her $25 million dollar to do a sextape
and then I grab all the revenue from the tape and earn well more than $25 million dollars
have her go full retard
I just tell her it's a movie shooting in Peru or some other country with no extradition but then when she arrives on set it's just some remote farm I've bought and I rape her until I'm bored of her and then kill her and grow fat on my millions
Heros of the galaxy 3 but it's 85% a porno
Noah grossed almost 400 million with christfags crying senpai.
Remake mother! but replace Javier with Manuel Ferrara who won't pay her sexual attention despite dressing like a complete slut.
The remaining 1 hour 45 can be an increasingly populated orgy acted out as a religious allegory, change Kristen Wigg assisinating people to cumshots etc but nobody still fucks JLaw and she just watches
Finally she just aggressively starts masterbating in the centre of the orgy and suddenly the orgy turn their attention on her for a 10 minute intense fucking session.
The movie ends with a bukkake scene where we see JLaw lose all sense of reality and as she wipes the cum away it reveals a new actress.
As the camera turns around the room is empty, Manuel walks in and smiles which is the same as the first scene of the movie.
Fin