"His record's clean - not even a speeding ticket"

>"His record's clean - not even a speeding ticket"

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Literally heard this the other day

>"He's...he's a goddamn ghost!"

>"He's just a kid."

>Whatever he's paying you, I'll double it

LIFE IS A NIGHTMARE

>Can't you see this is exactly what bad guy wants??

>"No older than my wife's son."

>do you trust him?
>right now, I don't trust anybody

Its always bothered me how being completely clean with the law is considered 'abnormal'
Is it really that hard to not break the fucking law in your entire life?

>off the grid
>off the radar
>why isn't him flagged in the system

What about Shepard? Earthborn, War Hero. But he's a White male.

>hes been sitting like this for hours
>just what the hell is wrong with this guy
>sir you need to see this
>what is it
>hes obsessed with frogs
>frogs? fags? the french! it has something to do with the terror attack in france! keep your eyes on him

>WHERES MY FUCKING MONEY

>can he break the system?
>I hope so, he designed it after all

>"He has no fingerprints"

>if everybody's record were as clean as this guy, we'd be out of a job

>tfw you're not on any social media
>have never used your real name online
>have never posted any pictures of yourself online
>have always used fake names and never posted any personal information anywhere ever
I have no social life whatsoever, but on the bright side, theres no trail of me anywhere on the internet. So I guess i've got that going for me

>no friends, no family...
>he has nowhere to run

>lovecraftian

>...and nothing to lose

>how long is it going to take?
>9001 eons atleast, and that's with the proper tools
>you have 1 second, a roll of duct tape & a can of wd40

>HE HAS NO DNA!!!

Every "Tom Cruise is a fugitive from CIA" movie

same.

when we die there will be nothing left of us. like we never even existed.

So much this. I've never even had any interaction with an officer other than maybe a smile and nod.

Though I've always wondered what it would be like to get pulled over.

>*click clack click clack*
>im hacking their mainframe now
>*click clack click clack *
>im in

how? speeding & accelerating fast in a car is exhilarating. I get caught once a year atleast, Ive got a huge lead foot.

I don't think that's what they mean by clean record

>find a dead body of a young white bald male
>no fingerprints. No DNA. No genitalia

>go to a Catholic priest
"Do you believe in Angels?"

>bad guy has gun pointed at good guy
>begins monologue about his motives and or plot devices
>monologue comes to a close
>'prepare to die'
>gunshot
>a third character shot the bad guy from out of frame in the nic of time
>bad guy drops his gun
>look on his face is unbelievable, he drops dead

I just don't like going fast, I'm never in a hurry.

>hows that tracking data coming along?
>sir, we...we've got nothing
>what!? did the beacon go out?
>no, its transmitting fine. Surveillance reports he hasnt been seen leaving or going anywhere in over two weeks
>just what are we dealing with here...

a ticket isn't really "breaking the law" per se, it's a civil infraction provided you aren't doing anything reckless or excessively dangerous

Breaking the law is something I think most people have done, but no one's coming after me for pirating while if I go blaring down the freeway at 100 for miles and miles, odds are good I might get caught

>zombies

>what are these ...these things?

>He doesn't use credit card

>No this is not like their MO they don't use credit card

>He wants us to trace him that's why he used his credit card

>gunshot
>character has hand on stomach
>slowly removes hand
>shirt is bloody where his hand was
>looks at bloodied hand
>looks back up at the person that shot him
>falls over and dies

I fucking HATE this trope. You just got shot in the stomach, you'd feel the fuck out of it almost instantly and be screaming and crying your eyes out for a long time in the worst pain of your life, maybe even hours as you bleed out

>what about comms?
>his phone hasn't even moved in weeks, it's just charging endlessly
>track his internet logs!
>all he does is post pictures of cartoon frogs and argue with children
>this guy's good. Get the cryptographers on it pronto, we'll break that code.

Criminals generally have a sheet. The cliche usually comes from someone committing a serious crime and the cops seeing no buildup to it. Generally speaking people don't pull of complicated heists out of the blue.

>its ok i grew up with 5 brothers

>Sir the facial recognition software have identified this person

>Good I want his address, job history, his social network account his ____
>pet's name
>porn browsing history
>dinner

>in 10 minutes!
>[music intensifies] [cuts to field agents]

I just don't see what this "sir" is contributing in this operation

wtf I hate hierarchical organization systems now
I am now a gommie missile

That was genuinely the plot for an Elementary episode. The gang-leader never left his penthouse and just posted memes on facebook. Then they used cryptography to break the code he was using in the filenames of the memes, which carried the instructions.

This but also for me I never have the intention of going fast. However you get stopped at one too many lights, get caught in traffic, drive behind a slow car or you're just angry and that's what makes me start to speed

>Victim is a young boy, he was raped, then his throat cut

>Search the database for white men in the area

>His records clean, not even a Sneeding ticket

Protip: you still have identifiable information scattered all around the Internet.

Shit meme

>This summer... cosmic lovecraftian horror will reach a new level altogether

If you've never got a speeding ticket, you're driving like a woman.

>[glowing positive quote from a review used in a movie trailer]

>written by Peter Travers of Rolling Stone

Legally?

>Sir...he just made a bitcoin transaction...
>[music intensifies]

...

t. non-white

...

What did they mean by this?

I will never ever understand the sneed meme.

>ads
>Verizon
>going on Sup Forums

>person across the street disappears when a bus drives infront of them

>screaming
m.youtube.com/watch?v=5bsAMSQ13bY

Unless you're paying your isp with an off-shore account and your residence is in a non-relative's name, there is a complete record of IP addresses that you have visited.

>the bad guy they've been after all along is really a woman

>black female computer hacker who is also trained in martial arts

>he wouldn't even hurt a guy

>"I won't kill you but I don't have to save you."
>murders someone in a vaguely roundabout way like crashing a train or throwing them off a building

>"No man can *perform task*

>"Good thing we're not men."

Why is he still talking to him?? I thought you're supposed to headshot them when they go down.

Is there a problem with that?

>only one person can help us with this
>what's his name?
>who said anything about a he?

>protagonist enters a Southern town
>fights with the locals in the town bar and befriends a trusty hillbilly sidekick

>Sir, his phone logs indicate ingoings and outgoings to only to his mother and the local Papa John's.
>You idiot, they're obviously fronts! Get a raid team on that pizza shop and his mother's address ASAP

>name 3 bollywood blockbusters that have ever done this

Real Chads drive straight into european crowds with a truck

I think the untraceable guys usually use neighbors' wifi
And the investigators also check them

>Though I've always wondered what it would be like to get pulled over.

Depends entirely on what you did and how you act . As long as you did smash some Granny 30 feet down the road just do as you're told and you'll be fine.

>the first few chords of dixieland play when he arrives

>character is in sandy dry place
>"In the desert, you cant remember your name..."

>character travels to Britiain
>Rule Britannia plays over a shot of Big Ben

>water is the remedy

> Bomb has a display with a digital timer and is beeping
> Starts beeping faster when it is about to explode

>not "London Calling"

>it's apparently uncommon to have never gotten a speeding ticket

The moviesphere has its own canonical world ;3

Every woman I have known has got more speeding tickets than any man I've known

I've only seen this once

>he's just been sitting like this for hours
>what's he doing..?
>he's coming over.. oh shit, does he see the camera??
>GET OUT OF THERE

Wow awesome, you're completely protected from anything that could ever happen to you, including life. What does it feel like to be someone who would never even cause a single eye to blink if you disappeared forever?

>"Tell me.. TELL ME!!"
>"Alright... I'll tell you. The truth is..."
>*BANG*
>Camera slowly pans from main character's face in disbelief to sidekick standing just behind his shoulder with smoking gun
>"I had to do it. He was going to kill you."
>MC: "......yeah. Yeah.."
>*tense music*

>not mosque bells ringing for prayer

>tries to speak japanese
>"ano... sumi *machine*..!"

>The virgin drive

>characters travel to London
>bagpipes play

>antagonist is protagonists old friend

Kek

>character works in a video store
>is an expert on movies

Hmm!? That technique! You mastered it, Wojak!?

>hes right behind me isn't he

>Hell I triple it! Just name a price!

>Im not doing it for the money