Was he slow?

Was he slow?

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slow means derivative, was the film derivitive?

No but he was retarded

i lost

He was a shit rip off of the one and only supreme gentleman.

>tfw 22, khv, drive dad's BMW
I'm gonna turn into him, aren't I?

BELLBOTTOMS

Buddy did nothing wrong. If Baby just fucking drove like he was supposed to, Darling wouldn't have been killed and Buddy wouldn't have rightfully sought vengeance

>22 years old, still a virgin
You already are.
youtube.com/watch?v=Z0N88Lqg8Wc

what did you lose?

And then Buddy kills Django for eyeing up Darling.

I'M NOT SLOW I'M FAST

Serious question: when was the last car chase in America that the bad guy actually eluded the cops?

Literally Drive: the origin story
>is criminals chauffeur
>no family
>autistic
>communicates using single words or short sentences
>likes blond girls
>drives classic cars from the 80s
And the fucking ending, where he sacrifices himself to save his gf from life as a fugitive.

he was just autistic

I'm 24, khv, my father is poor and I don't have my license.
It's one thing to realize you're like him, it's another to realize you're even worse.

Kek

/o/ here
he was dagumi levels of autismo

Why don't he just use headphone

Why did he drive into the garbage container?

MAЛЫШ HA ДPAЙBE

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yes and stupid as well as tonally inconsistent

stop spamming your shitty videos

It unironically ruined it for me that he was using shitty ipod headphones if he supposedly liked music so much
also:
>he's drives automatics

I wish i was as "autistic" as main character

Bats did everything wrong

Darling wouldn't have been killed if she take a cover before shooting at wall of cops

baby driver was a shit movie

cool opinion, now stop spamming your cringey videos

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>his channel is still on youtube

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The trailer alone for this movie pisses me off.

Walked right out the kinoplex when he started the autism dancing in the car

>Sup Forums's collective face when Baby was Chad af

stop shilling the movie edgar.
you won't win an oscar

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*HUH*
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I liked it because I could relate.

Why did they kill the gook after the 2nd heist? Just because he got the wrong masks?

White people love to kill brown people.

>Bats
Okay I know this gets asked a lot but this time I mean it. What the fuck was his fucking problem?

>You rob to support a drug habit. I do drugs to support a robbery habit.
This summed up his character for me, I think, and why the Michael Myers mask was so appropriate for his robbery intro. He just REALLY likes murdering and killing people and taking their shit.

Are people this dumb? Bet you still think his name was Baby by the end of the film.

Fucking mongoose

he left his shotgun in the other car

I won't play this game with you.

>Fucking mongoose
hey now, mongoose are smart, don't insult them like that.

not him but your videos are shit, if you're gonna mumble a bunch of words into the mic might as well use written format

Did people actually enjoy this movie?
It was boring as fuck, the worst Edgar Wright movie by far.

wow. so deep

such movie.
very wow.

>It was boring as fuck
boring is not a valid criticism of this movie. find a better complaint, it was objectively not boring

How could anyone think Baby was autistic? He clearly had no problem flirting with Debra; he was a just a regular young man with extraordinary abilities who was placed into a world in which he had no business being.

>can't talk to women
>submissive to every other member of the crew until the end
>only the driver, never actually goes on the hiest
yeah what a chad

>objectively not boring
>t.brainlet
You'd be entertained by tennis balls rolling down hills.

>can't talk to women
patently untrue

So did he use a marked gun for the heist?

their first convo was awks af and he got his first gf at like 20

>awks af
Oh, I'm talking to a child. Carry on.

breh i'm not arguing with you, you're wrong

t. autist

just having some fun dude calm down

>being this assblasted by someone not liking your fave movie
Get over yourself faggot.
This movie couldn't be more reddit if it tried.

>doesn't understand character motivations
>wants everyone else to be autistic
There's an autist here, but it isn't me.

fingerprints and all

>Baby aids in massive robberies, destruction of property and the murder of dozens of citizens
>takes literally 3 people to say "he a good boy" to reduce his sentence to hilarious 5 years

any other non-musical movies that have sequences synced to diegetic sound?
I know it can't be extremely uncommon but for the life of me I can't think of one

Most certainly not, he was rather lovecraftian

check out edgar wright's other films

Baby's romantic relationship felt like a parody of Drive/other autistkino movies. He should be a cringey little sperg like how he is in his other life but instead him not saying anything is seen as "mysterious" by the girl. I wish this really was a parody but his ability to outrun the cops on foot kind of killed this theory.

>using 2011 memes
It's not really deep. It's just good character emphasis.

>no problem
You and I have very different definitions of "no problem".

he's tall and in shape; that's enough for most women.

His sentence is 25 years.

Shaun Of The Dead's infamous Don't Stop Me Now sequence.

Beyond that, it seems to be a real fetish for trailer editors which i'm so fucking happy about

They also really poorly emulate it in the trailer for American Assassin, at about 1:48
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>can't talk to women
my gf was swooning on how smooth he was
>submissive
not really. he avoided conflicts with dangerous men.
>driving
>not chad af

better luck next time kiddo

subject to a parole hearing after 5.

There's quite a lot of difference, don't you think?

>gf swooning over baby
I got some bad new for you user...

He literally got out after 5.

He was a good boy.

he really wasn't interested in most things

>he got his first gf at like 20
How many of us can say the same?

It would be one of the best Wright movies if not for the gay dancing to the black old man and that ending.

Sup Forums btfo by one of the most based youtubers

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>I got some bad new for you user...

w-what user?

Anyone got a webm of this scene? Him tapping and singing in the car is the most autismo scene I've ever seen

>baby driver
>literally Drive simplified for babies

And it's better

>Cant talk to women
He was suave af

>t. bee ay bee why

................wanna fight?

A lack of self-consciousness is a chad move.

It wasn't self-consciousness because he knew nobody was watching him. As soon as the cops went by he went back to stoic mode. He can't express himself like that in front of others because he's somehow even more autistic than the Goose in Drive.

thats a different movie chap

>m-maybe if I only do slow pan shots and tell the actors to deliver their lines as slow as possible, people will think I'm a good director

t. Refn

>having fun with music and grooving out is now considered autistic

Refn films are so formulaic they may as well be the same

>dancing in car at bank heist
>cops ride by and he goes still
>somehow this is autistic

Stop using words that you don't understand faggot.

>being that douche on the train who bops his head and taps his feet to some fagtronic music in his headphones
Remind me to throw you out the next time I see you

>not having fun with your music and actually caring about what some random faggots think about your happy mood
you must live a vibrant life

Autism is the inability to express yourself around others. If you're saying he stopped because he didn't want the cops to know why he was there then dancing is far less suspicious than being stoned face across the street from a bank.
Go to bed gramps

Very vibrant. It's full of green.

You wish fag.