Millenial Bond

Daniel Craig is stepping down as James Bond. While Idris Elba is said to be a more exciting, progressive option for the next Bond, we can do better and be more inclusive of all races/genders/sexual orientations. Come up with traits/missions for a new Bond that the left will surely enjoy.

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They just offered Craig $150 Million to stay on for two more films

the next Bond will be an Arab. he will foil plots of evil, racist white supremacists in the UK

Yeah, doubt he'll turn that down.

should be an arab or a black , all white girls will get super hyped so more movie sales and you counter racism

Man, just let Bond die. They've taken that shit full circle, navelgazed, and it's dead and gone now.

If you want Elba to do some spy shit, create something original for the man. He deserves better, and so do we, frankly.

Who even watches those garbage movies? Make him black for all I care, maybe then it won't suck for once.

>a license to kill

bes be believing that shit

the name is bean, mr bean

>Who even watches those garbage movies?

Somebody does, seeing as how even Spectre was a big success.

He's starting to get a bit old for the part though.
40 year old guy fucking a 20-something year old chick in Spectre? ech

Trans lesbian muslim would be much better and main villan would be trump

Milking those degens to the max

Leslie Jones. He'd be a great Bond.

This is literally the first time I've even heard that word. King me, faggots.

Caitlyn Jenner

>"No, Bondperson, I expect you to cry"

eddie izzard

>Who even watches those garbage movies?
>post weebshit

Anglo scum suck my cum :^)

Roger Moore was playing the role in his 50's.

You forgot one of the Bonds.

>Fucks a ton of women then leaves them
>Gits paid by the da government
>Constantly resorts to violence
>Constantly drinks
>Drives a flashy car on the government dime

Bond has been a nigger all along folks.

Besides, Who need Bond when you have Archer.

Nigger bond stealing the colonel's secret recipe

No niggers.
Is Michael Fassbender pozzed?

Just remake moonraker closer to the book, evil nazi wants to nuke the diverse city of London.

Why not have a transgender Bond?
He/she/it could use cross dressing to confuse the evil cis-het-white-patriarchy.
Double down and make him/her/it a lesbian who seduces femme fatales who could be transgendered too!
That would be a movie I'd take my wife's kids to see!
"I ushed to be a man, ms honeypushy, but ash you can shee, I'm all woman!"

I get the whole racial diversity thing and so on but come on can't us white men have fucking anything anymore

Woman detected.

>Wahhhh why don't men want my dried up 35 year old cunt?

Craig looks like a fucking idiot. Ruined Bond for me.

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Why not a muslim woman in full niqab? She could sneak around anywhere and nobody would recognize her. Perfect secret agent.

>Daniel Craig is stepping down as James Bond
Thank god. His ugly lower class face and this ridiculous, detestable haircut make him look like a fucking chav. He lacks any trace of elegance or class. I never hated a Bond actor with so much passion.

Since I was a small boy I went to the cinema to watch every single bond movie.

If the next bond is not white I won't even watch it

He looks too much like a bydlo for my tastes.

Another woman detected.

Wow, didn't know so many chicks were on here.

Craig > Dalton

yea no shit dalton is worst bond.

>can't even comprehend a basic point

SHART

IN

MART

>40 year old guy fucking 20 something year old

there is literally nothing wrong with this

>Bondperson

Moore > Connery > Brosnan > Dalton > Lazenby

Craig isn't canon.

If you disagree with this, you're a cuck.

God I miss Timothy Dalton. His Bond was the best, with Pierce Brosnan a close second.

But that's already a thing.

>Moore above Connery

You better share that crack you fucking nigger.

All part of the "death to male role models" agenda.

They did it with niggers, taking their fathers from them, letting single mothers raise them, pushing feminist lefty drivel to black women and never showing black role models in the media, only gangsta thug rappers.

Now the jews are doing it to us too.
Push more feminism, "toxic masculinity", encourage divorce, punish men in divorce courts based on accusations without evidence. Stop fathers being around for their kids.
Take down any franchise or role that includes a decent role model for young men.

I strongly reccomend we push more young men into watching old tv shows, films, music, media etc.

Listen to Elvis, watch "The saint".
Cause you're sure as shit not gonna see any of that in the media these days.

>Connery not first
>Dalton above anyone
>no Craig because butthurt

its like you're trying to be wrong

>Moore > Connery

SHART

He's more charismatic, he's a better actor than Sean Connery, the movies were better, he had better one liners.

Saying Connery is the best because he was the first is pants on head stupid.

Is the laser scene in Goldfinger the one where xi loses xer penis?

I would not mind Elba. There has not been a man in Bond role since Connery left.

Elba is a solid decade older than Craig and people are still clamoring for him to be the next Bond, despite the fact Elba himself has said he has no interest in the role.

This is my order too.

Kino Royale is the most red-pilled Bond film.

I prefer the Connery era.
The craig era did good with casino royal
Spectre was a massive disappointment tho. It was still worth seeing.
I want more spy movie than assassin action.

what about james mcavoy?

Stop that

Jeremy clarkson

Or more seriously, Mark Strong

Weird how the first and last Bonds were the only good movies and everything in the middle is shit. Although i see Brosnan as the quintessential Bond

Too A list.
It has to be a guy who is waiting for his breakout role.

But at least he's Scottish.

Even the best James Bond movies are worst than comparable movies of the same genre. Or different genres, I guess, but I'm not going to waste time comparing it to The little shop of horrors.

This is not Sup Forums material.

He's said he'd rather slash his wrists. I think he may stay for one to help with continuity and then bail. He's said he's pretty much done but he's a drama queen so who knows.

Says every millenial who considers the Bonds with Pierce Brosnan to be "old classics" short of that Australian fuck he's probably one of the youngest to end his Bond career, if he stops right now.

Hyun Bin is the next James Bond
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Now you've really done it.

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>“Bond needs an air of mystery – his public romance with Taylor has made him totally uncastable.”

What a fucking crock of shit.

Pierce Brosnan was married to Keely Shane Smith from the fucking year he began playing Bond. What, was it just because he wasn't famous before bond?

Maybe taytay will be a Bond girl?

That's just dumb. Ian Fleming was so impressed by Connery that he rewrote some of his books to reflect Bond's part Scottish heritage. Connery was best because he was Bond in person. Smooth, but still a blunt instrument more focused on killing than his feelings.

If I could say the same about Craig, he'd be my favorite Bond. That and if he stopped whining.

i liked the french bond

Top kek. Asians don't fit into the Jew's plans at all.

Asians can't even land Asian roles in western media.
You tried though.

nope, too asian. try again

Asians pissed off the kikes by allying with the Germans.

Plus they are too difficult to control. They are planned for the next genocide. But for now all kike genocide efforts are focused on whites.

didnt the last movie bomb?
was kind of horrible overall, i want cheesy bond back

Fuck you

Says the German, what a shocker

Cheesy Bond was horrible even to a younger teenage me. The gadgetry shit was embarrassing.

That being said. I'd take a lil cheese in place of the new touchy-feelings Bond. So. It's a wash.

Daniel Craig was a massive edgelord pussy. He was worse than Dalton. Just a poor man's Jason Bourne desu.

Pierce Brosnan was the best, but got shitty scripts.

>posts an anime picture

everything sucks!!!!!1111 anime doesnt though anime rocks!

nah moore was the best

>shitty scripts

Goldeneye is probably the most all around perfect Bond film. It was the right balance between the old Bond style and trying to take the character of Bond seriously.

But yeah, everything he made after that is pretty bad.
The World Is Not Enough is kind of underrated though.

>browses Filipino turtle rape victim support board
>doesnt want to waste time comparing Seymour to james bond.
Why even leafbro why even?

I really wish they would've made Clive Owen the new James Bond instead of Craig.

nah

Dalton is great, Craig is shit

there should be literally no white people in the movie

>gook bond
no

Did I say that?

or are you just triggered so badly you have to grasp at such straws like a current year liberal?

Damian Lewis will be next Bond. Yes, really. Deal with it.

A better choice than Idriss Elba indeed
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Well, I haven't seen that movie in years, so I'd have to watch it first, and honestly I haven't really seen that many James Bond films. Maybe one or two Sean Conneries, one or two Pierces, and one or two the newest guy's, and even then I haven't seen one in years and years.

it'd be a whole production to start caring.

No Mr. Bond, I expect you to dye.

idris doesnt want the job. that rules him out. bond should be a white british man. thats how it has been, thats how it will always be. deal with it.

I'd be okay with this.

Dalton was second best bond to Sean Connery. I wish they had done 8 more bonds with Dalton.

If you think the next Bond wont get to fuck at least 3 blond blue-eyed women, you are retarded.

>a whole production to start caring.
Consider it an exercise.
Understand that the delusions of grandeur that the villians in the first bond movies had were the reason the movies were a success in the first place.
Since theb theyve been trying to hard to keep the movie "up with the times" and that is likely what you aren't enjoying with these films.

>Gits paid by the da government

Not like he saves the world from shitheads or anything

Nigger Bond drinks watermelon martinis. Stolen; not paid for.

who is this girl? i see her everywhere

A

FUCKING

LEAF

He was but he was more of a slapstick cornball portrayal of Bond.

kek

Google reverse image search
Is super fucking easy

>tfw this is ultimately the only thing of value from the entire franchise

IF YOU HATE BRITISH PEOPLE SO MUCH YOU NEED TO INPUT A NIGGER THEN FUCKING LEAVE THE COUNTRY AND GO BE AROUND NIGGERS RRREEEEEEE