You are Mexico's president now

How do you deal with Trump? How do you fix Mexico's problems?

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go full out futerte, murder the criminals in the streets with strong prejudice.

At this point, this is literally the only way the Mexican nation can ever attain international respect as an actual fucking country.

As of right now, their government is just an extension of the cartel.

I would build a wall and pay for it.

>I'm mexicos president
I start building the wall. I'm paying for it anyways

I will petition for statehood into the US, and build a wall along my southern border.

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you might consider adding:

>please fuck my wife as well

Pull back all the free gibs america is getting from us and stop trading with them, put massive tariffs on us made products, start trading with Canada and europe instead.

Wait until trump doesn't deliver any of the shit he's promised just like any career liar that makes it into the white house, laugh at trumpfag butthurt in 4 years.

Build a wall at Mexico's northern AND southern border.

Rebuild the relationship between our countries. Arrange to meet with Trump once a month for talks.

Ensure greater cooperation between our intelligence and justice departments.

Conduct joint military exercises on a regular basis.
That's the first thing I can think of.

What?

These psychos are armed to the teeth and skin people's faces as punishment, do you think a fucking civilian could do anything against animals like that?

first: wall has to be built so cowards don't fucking flee, take responsilibity for what you do, no more running away to gringolandia (this would also weaken cartel dipshits, if burgers could do something about their addicts would help a lot). Also, going full Duterte: you drug dealer or somehow related to them?? okay...guys, round them up and waste them, end of the story.
second: when illegals come back, those with criminal records will be euthanized, enough degenerates to deal with here (ooohhh you monster,, YOU MONSTER!!!: yeah faggots i cna live with that, maybe tomorrow your children will fucking thank me for getting rid of drug dealers, murderers and kidnappers)
third: hunt down and get rid of every single mexican politicians, as well as their families, relatives and friends (a handful of them surviving the purge would be enough to go back where we begam, so no, kill'em with fire). Same goes for socialists, that meme has lasted for far too long, it dones't fucking work, it never will
four: renegotiate, or rather come up with a ne one, free trade agreements with da trumpo-chan (one which both can benefitiate from and try to fuck chinkland).
five: no more fucking gibs, you don't work or you have kids non stop? okay, you'll starve to death, as simple as that
six: cull three quarters of all the prisons, gas them, beat them to death, hang them i don't care, they are a burden and 90% of them will never change, just dispose of them asap
seven: wall in mex southern border, hasta pronto centracas
eigth: change constitution little by little, ucking outdated

get the military going, i believe it is only police fighting the cartels?

>fixing your countries problems so someone else can fuck it up and get rich
or
>getting rich yourself

theres a reason why all governments are corrupt.

>be Mexican
>have higher murder rate than Afghanistan
>literally not a single politician isn't owned by the cartels
>good chance if I piss off anyone with power for any reason they'll light my kids on fire and rape my wife with a machete
>Sup Forums how do I deal with Trump being mean?

this was for this

Apply for Mexico to become the 51st state of the US. Mexico can't fix its own problems because the government is completely corrupt.

>You are Mexico's president now
kill myself

Nuclear testing grounds

Just let him annex our shit (if he even wants it)

Laugh at drumpf. Get rid of all priistas, masons, chairos, brayans, foreigners and narcos.

Paying for the wall.

Mexico should fix it's own problems and stop looking for gibs. Codependency is embarrassing and shortsighted. Stop coming here, we'll stop exploiting your natural resources. I think that's a fair trade. You can keep what's left of your copper, silver and gold that we haven't strip mined to death.

I'd legalize weed, tell Trump to chill out and appoint people to my cabinet based on diversity. I'm sure that would straighten everything out lickety-split.

Nice one pablo. When all the US corporations pull out of your shithole country because they can't sell to the US anymore because of all your tariffs, you'll be murdered by your the people left in your country who can't sneak over the wall. Plus when trump taxes the wire transfers back to Mexico your economy is fucked anyway.

fuck off weed man, pol is a right wing board

Convert to Islam and “flee“ to Sweden.
Way better than this fucking Nacho hell.

Your discourtesy has been noted, friend.

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Your biggest mistake was believing

MEXICO HAD A SOLUTION

Public suspension hanging of all cartel members that don't turn themselves in. Same for corrupt officials accepting bribes from cartels.

So....99.9% of mexico?

53rd*

lets be honest, infrastructure, and laws that regulate everything, mexicans work hard, but none of them have the iniative to start buissnesses, legalize all drugs killing the cartels. fire anyone who does not meet regulation, impose intiative to make batrhooms for every citizen, death penalty for any gang member accused of violent crimes, millitirize the country until this gets done, infrastructure like i said bring the fucking chinese and hire mexicans. old impose tax on sugar and fats, cause everyone is fat as fuck, build wall, terminate citenship for anyone who left the country, bring colleges that teach stem

mexicans have to learn that you need foreiners that bring buissiness and technology, kill machismo and mexican pride, make the fucking soccer team better they suck

I would offer to pay for the wall with remittance taxes, repatriate all those hobgoblin-looking mestizos, and then ship them all to a containment state/province.

Afterwards I would purge the Mexican government of any and all cartel influence while I play with my maracas.

Literally 95% of the drug war deaths are members of cartels tho

i hate to say it but trump is right, nafta fucks you over by not paying you a fair wage, immigration causes a brain drain, you just have shit population as they all leave, nationlalize minerals and sell gas to china

kill mexican pride, pride goeth befor the fall, also you make nothing but make kids,

Go full pinochet for like a decade afterwards
Import more europeans and make firearms easier to get. Along the way i'll pick off a little of the indian population

>Solution Duterte
>Build a wall to keep my citizens from fleeing to the US
>Call America, I don't give a fuck

also legalize weed and restrict voting right to about 40% of the population

>not replacing your eyeballs with sacks of blackpowder
Get your face skinned with pride, then detonate.
Mexico has to go all out, hanging members and runners by the dozens on the lamposts.

Besides, a face skinning is amateur hour, sure its gross and painful, but at the end of the day its one guy and its against people who are powerless.
Arm the citizenry, that is the only option left.
When every citizen is a soldier, the nation is a fortress.

Support Trump 100%, make a good military deal so Mexican and American troops work together to clean up the narco infested states, remove a lot of seats in the senate and congress, reduce taxes and focus on rebuilding the infrastructure of the country, invest more on national industries instead of foreign, tax companies that want to build here, legalize weed and cocaine then tax the shit out of them. Push for more freedom to the states, dismantle the federal police and form FBI kind of org. start sueing the shit out of Salinas and Slim for violeting monopoly laws and selling national mines to priviate investors. remove televisa and tv azteca from free TV, instead transmit state tv with actual news and WW2 documentaries

They are not French retard.
They come from middle east then italy/greece.
So if someone needs to build a Wall it's them, in the mediteranean.
Fucking eternal anglo.

>round them up and waste them, end of the story
This is a good plan, Mexibro.
You've got an A+plus plan.
Watch out, keep your head on your shoulders, finish the fight and drive them from your lands, Son of the Conquistador.

Can you provide evidence?

With napalm.

Civilians actually do fight against the Cartel but the police doesn't like militia groups. So they disarm them and offer them a job as policemen. Then the Cartel buys out the police force, and the process repeats itself.

>wall is mutually beneficial for US and Mexico
>call together all cartel bosses
>agree to legalize marijuana nationwide if they sign truces with the government and one another
>ending the drug war by force/laws is obviously not possible
>force them to disarm, turn their cartels into businesses, first X years tax free
>create a marijuana tourism industry in mexico
>create a low cost, high tech medical tourism industry drawing customers from USA
>invest heavily in education
>free spanish courses for gringos and euros IF they remain in mexico for a certain amount of time
>mandatory military conscription/civil service beginning at age 18 lasting for 12 months
>legalize may issue concealed carry, castle doctrine, allow self defense when necessary
>mass government programs upgrading infrastructure
>increase pay for police, launch massive campaign against corruption
>create incentives for competent local and civil governments, clamp down on slacking and laziness
>10 year tax free for corporations to set up office in mexico if they employ a large amount of workers
And a bunch more but it's nearly 1am and I'm going to bed. r8 my plan so far

If all Mexican females looked like the two on the right and spoke English and weren't Mexican. It would be an okay country.

Do whatever Trump wants.

I would make a national contest for the biggest booty latina

then i would sex said booty

Some ideas

Have the US aid Mexico in cleaning up the cartel activity in exchange for cooperation in border and illegal immigration control.
Renegotiate the trade to be more fair to both countries.
Do something to work on the massive inequality.
I dont know enough about the corruption but I would do something about it.

Best mexican presidente ever

This. Maybe involve the military, or form paramilitaries and death squads if necessary. Legalization would be much better, but the US would not let it happen, so this is the next best.
And I'm not even sure if that's even possible with all the influence the cartels have on the government, thanks to the extreme corruption; you would probably just get killed for your trouble.

i know your media sucks and is a monopoly, you need to get your population out of novelas and instill educational television, i know you hate trump but hes right abought everything, wall is mutual beneficial as you have a brain drain and we dont need more people, make your own jobs,

>You are Mexico's president now
Fuck, I am handsome.

>You are Mexico's president now
I leave for america immediately and govern from there.

>every Mexican president ever
ftfy

You're a good guy.

I would legalize drugs and negotiate with top drug lords to become legitimate taxable businesses. I would let police, customs officers look the other way when they see large quantities of drugs heading up north. I would make the crimes of kidnapping, extortion, and murder all punishable by death...

Start a program, goal being Mexico top ten in the world by 2040.

Create new media empire. Pro-Mexico, pro right wing.

A massive push for Soviet style levels of education. Get the majority of school students across the entire nation actually considering a future in engineering, medicine, science.

Announce the state will turn its back on its corrupt socialist neighbours. Will now only focus on building strong ties with countries like the US, Germany, Russia, Japan, India.

Strengthen the military. Go all out Duterte on the asses of the cartels. It will cause a lot of pain in the short run, but will be for the greater good

Create major new network of freeways throughout the entire country.

Build wall around Chiapas.

>You are Mexico's president now

I would offer the country to America as a new state, with myself becoming governor and going into Marshall law so the us military can take care of the cartel.

I turn the state into a cartel

>real average Mexican.jpg

pedro you aren't white

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The state is already a cartel.

yeah but I'm the boss now

legalize all narcotics for sale, consumption, and transport but with some moderate taxation as to discourage its use, and fund government projects in the poorest states. Also incentivize birth control amongst indio communities as to keep them from shitting out too many inbreds. Also Construct huge ass border walls on the North to keep out Yankees and on the South to keep out nigs.

Cut dual citizenship for those living in America so they can never return. Fuck chicanos.
Pull out of NAFTA and focus heavily on domestic development by drastically cutting red tape and taxes.
Also tell Trump to send his Mexicans to the middle of the sea, or like.... South Africa, or China or something. Fuck all those guys.

all these people and not one says legalizing narcotics or ending the war on drugs. That's the only way to get rid of gang violence, make it legit and tax it somewhat to fund infrastructural development and increase birth control amongst natives. You'll help out everyone.

Interestingly enough, Eli Wallach was actually a kike.

Exterminate the entire population. Allow Mexico to become the 51st U.S. State. Put a significantly shorter more economical wall at the southern border.

God damn dude.

Do what the Phillipines is doing, kill corrupted politicians, kill drug dealers and drug users.
There needs to be a purge.

Build a 30mt wall in all US Borders and Guatemala/Belice Borders.
Kill or send to work camps to everyone that wants to escape Mexico.
Build concentration camps for Indios and people with bad behavior.
Death to corruption, drugs, robbery and unpatriotic people.
Clean our race to only mestizo.
Stop narco culture and idioticy with education or else send to concentration camp.
No inmigration.
Every sign of revolution will send you to working camps
Let's make Mexico great

Southern Mexico wall already in place, senpai - read about it. Mexico also has extremely strict immigration laws. They do, however, encourage thru migration to the US. They have 14 checkpoints at their southern border where you can check in and get a 48-72 hour pass to get thru Mexico. God help you if they find you 73 hours later - they throw your ass in jail, then deport you immediately upon completion of your sentence. They do not fuck around with illegal immigrants trying to live in Mexico.

>you are mexico president now

ftw no pls
Mexico with canadian degeneracy will be awful

Future this current year Venezuela, the post

take trumps 5 points from his visit to Mexico
renegotiate NAFTA and create an anti china strategic alliance pretty much putting tariffs on every body else but ourselves.
leave a 1% tariff on all trade for wall payment that will go away after completed
build southern border kill zone, jungle too beautiful to wall off so just mine the area.
create anti leftist block with the pacific alliance backed by the us.
invade Cuba as tribute offering for trump
change constitution for total free markets
and property rights.

Deport all thugs to Guatemala, prevent educated mexicans from hopping over the border, ban child/teen prostitution and monopolize marijuana production.

Really crack down on Guatemalan immigration, a huge part of the "Mexican" immigrant population that's causing so much tension with the US are guatemaltecos.

And that's all I've got. The other problems are just way too complicated and out of my hands. Can't beat the cartels economically as long as Americans are buying drugs, can't get the military support needed to beat them militarily because my people will go apeshit if US troops enter Mexican territory, can't force the Americans to invest more.....it's just a shitty situation and I don't know enough about the country to even begin to fix it. Maybe threaten to sign trade and military cooperation deals with China to force the Americans to renegotiate NAFTA?