Why is Russian such an ugly language? What language did that shit-babble derive from? I had the news on in the background and I wasn't watching and an interview of Putin was being played without my knowledge because I tune in and out, and I heard him speaking and I thought
>what the fuck language is that? it's hideous
I turn around and see Putin talking. I never realized Russian was such an ugly language, what is it about it exactly that is so ugly, I can't quite put my finger on it?
I like Russian too. I speak it and it's my second favorite language after French. Americans on the other hand most only speak one language, a key trade-mark.
Ayden Smith
Pretty cute for women, listen to Regina Spektor singin in Russian, she is my fav Jew
Benjamin Gray
Chto esho odin sin oligarcha?
Colton Nguyen
The further south you go, the more spanish people know. Even if it's rudimentary it's enough to get points across. Although, still, the stereotype is still everyone only knows english. It's funny to watch spics jump when you reply to something you overheard them say in spanish.
Samuel Morales
I want one
Jason Perry
LOL.
Brb speaking American English in the South
>walks into mcdonalds >hello id liek to orda a dubble cheese burga with some large taters, and a diet coke because gosh darnit i need to keep my weight down HUCK HUCK HUCK HUCK.
Brb speaking African American English
>walks into kfc >whassup fool id like to orda dat chicken wiiingz, and lemme get some hot sauce wit dat.
Brb speaking New England English
>walks into burger king >Hello I'd like to get summathat whopper ok boss? And ahh, I'd like summathat ranch on the side chief.
Brb speaking Scottish English
>walks into goat butchery >Oi las i'd lik o mutton chup for me and meh family with o side o hummus, hav to stay halal
Compared to the beautiful Russian language, even as an American I know our language is shit.
Daniel Sanchez
Because it's a complicated language. Right wingers don't like complexity.
Aiden Turner
The Russian for 'why?' Is one of the single most beautiful words in existence
Cooper White
You suck ass at writing southern american english, fuckin yank.
Carter Clark
its actually a hell of a lot less ugly than english (ezpezially da american variety you noe wut im sayin)
It only sounds ugly when its angry which is doing its job
on the other hand german always sounds angry and ugly
Jaxon Torres
SHART
Landon Baker
German sounds like a russian vomiting up marbles.
Ian Nelson
Forgive me shitwad I'm not accustomed to writing accents over text would you like to do it better than me?
Joseph Martinez
This.
Gauge a language by how sexy the women can sound.
Portuguese sounds like shit.
Levi Jenkins
Did you know Russia has like zero health standards, my aunt went to Russia and was disgusted by some of the practices she saw. She went into a butcher shop and witnessed this rotund woman, pick up meat from a pile of ground up meat that was covered in flies and using it to make sausage, and she got fist fulls of flies with the meat.
This wasn't just an isolated incident either, she saw multitudes of people, including employees in restaurants use the restroom and return to work without washing their hands.
Tip to travelers to Russia, bring your own food, don't buy any "edibles" there or eat out. They have no health standards.
Carson Diaz
russian is a beautiful language. its a bit harsh like most nomad languages because they needed to be able to talk while riding horses among lots of noise
look at this and tell me it's not beautiful. it's actually a russian minority, but still.
Anthony Smith
Going to need sources for those bold claims.
Christopher Ortiz
New Englander here.
We say buddy more than boss.
No r's are pronounced, and the accent is only noticeable when road raging.
Mason Moore
I think it sounds ok, pretty much like any other Slavic language. Dutch and Swedish are much, much worse.
James Bell
Have witnessed this myself, bring your own food, but feel free to drink as much of their liquor as you like, their liquor is clean and GOAT.
Chase Wilson
this is some pretty high tier shitposting, but it's actually because the russians were traditionally horseback nomads. the language evolved to be comprehensible despite the trampling of hooves.
Brandon Hill
He said his aunt. Unless his aunt is a journalist I doubt she documented it.
Wyatt Wilson
Zdarova, pacany!
Parker Ward
why the fuck do not everyone spek english?
Grayson Thompson
>America >Lecturing anyone else on health standards
>Tip to travelers to Russia, bring your own food, don't buy any "edibles" there or eat out. They have no health standards.
I always bring my own food to the USA. Cant tell you how many times ive gotten sick from food there
Ethan Thomas
I live near the border and refuse to learn their stupid fucking mud language. not only is it useless, I ended up learning chinese instead, and I can actually use it to make money.
being brainwashed itno speaking their filth just railroads you into being a slave alongside the subhumans. whites who speak spanish should be shot.
language is fundamentally like religion. converts are traitors and should be killed.
>ay, eye'd liak tuh geh'uh dubble cheese burgah wih uh large fry an' uh die coke. Tryna keep mah weigh' down fer win the south rises agin.
and diphthong your vowels.
Nathaniel Evans
>vietnam no pochimy?
Nicholas Reed
Different user, but this is how "seriously" Russia takes its hygiene. Employees at a cheese factory were caught bathing in the milk used to make cheese, but only because they photographed it.
How can you judge a language you do not even understand? Stupid Muricans only english speakers talking about a unique language (not imported like your English) and try to convice you it is shit, even they not undertand one single word of it? Fuck off mate, go get some education than you can post crap here.
Jayden Butler
Oh and the only reason this was investigated was because it came right around the Olympics, any other time and officials would have turned the other cheek, to be sure.
Brayden Adams
No one talks like that, where the fuck have you been
Evan Peterson
>burger lecturing about food standards >using pic of fresh, gras fed, home slaughtered meat for argument
nice one
Luis Williams
But it's not, it's just your opinion. I think it's beautiful and very well suited for music (too bad Russians have shit taste in music and mostly produce shit)
Russian is very beautiful. It's roughness is what makes it so.
All Germanic languages are pretty awful sounding even though they're objectively better structured and more logical.
Cameron Kelly
free range meats and using fewer medecines for livestock is leading to a resurgence in america of brain parasites
seriously. fuck grass fed shit.
russian IS a little harsh user. and swedish, for example, sounds like a cuck language. it just does.
obviously we can't judge our own language though
Henry Thomas
couldn't even nail the ghetto speak.
>sup senpai, lemme get summa dat chikin wangz, extra hawt sauce, mash tatos wit extra gravy, sum extra hawt sauce wit dat too ya dig?
Ayden Parker
Pochimy is the more Russian sounding variant.
Isaiah Gonzalez
Russian is the most beautiful and poetic and deeply spiritual language in the world
John Rodriguez
You are exagerating. I worked in a bread and chocolate factories here in canada, and it's much dirtier than you'd imagine, you are not going to die from it or notice it though, so it's purely in your mind mostly
Jose Reed
lyrics is super cringy
Ian Bell
>leading to a resurgence in america of brain parasites
brain parasites? what kind? well, have fun with your corn syrup, palm oil and meat full of antibiotics but without brain parasites
Samuel Butler
HO-lee shit doode bubbah guay
Aym from faahkin Maine, an' weedont speak that faahkin gay shit like theydoo down in Massafuckshits
Owen Martin
French language is pretty fuckin retarded sounding if you think about it ,
Daniel Cook
Russian sounds alpha as fuck. It has a sound of conviction to it.
Noah Rodriguez
I bet you have never heard Danish :)
Mason Carter
Vysotsky is like Johnny Cash and Jesus in one being:
>I always bring my own food to the USA. Cant tell you how many times ive gotten sick from food there Just shart yourself, Americans will identify you as a patriot and give you a fast-food discount if you do.
Justin Stewart
I'm picking up the vocab and basic sentence structure well but is there any way to learn the hard cases/word forms/conjugations?
Connor Davis
I really like Estonian x:
Connor Peterson
i myself wouldnt notice if i didnt listened carefully when you hear too many 'sha' it's probably belorussian
Josiah Cook
you obviously never read or listen to russian literature
Matthew Nelson
Yeah Spanish also sounds like someone is speaking with some cardboard pieces stuck in their teeth.
Grayson Bell
I can speak Spanish too you fucker
Jason Roberts
It's utilitarian when there are so many speakers around, it's taught everywhere, and fairly easy to learn.
Don't get mad people take advantage of useful tools you're too handicapped to use.
Anthony Thompson
At least they don't sound like full-blown homosexuals.
Jason Lee
¿Cuándo podemos esperar un camión de tacos en cada esquina ? Tengo hambre de los tacos !
Jordan Barnes
>Min slutreplik er mycket lort att översett Yeah, because you hear how fucking retarded english phrasing is once you speak it in your own language.