How do you go from THIS

...

to this.

well that was pretty straightforward

splitting your soul is one hell owa drug

Why couldn't you create the series then? I thought it was kino, emma Sup Forumsro

to this?

...to one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"Sneed!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

AHAHAHAHAHA OH NONONONONO

based

Do you think Voldemort ever got tired of smelling Quirrell's shits every time he went to sit on the toilet?

first one scared the shit out of me seeing it for the first time as a kid

The Stranger wasnt that good desu.

that's it, I'm burning the books.

I remember how scared I was after seeing Chamber of Secrets with the big snake. It really got me.

He was right both about plebs and muggles.

wtf was this all about? why did he go from face man to full bodied?

>"Sneed!"
pathetic

GIVE ME THE STONE

remember when harry potter stoved quirrels face in and the mental consequences are never ever addressed

looks like a serbian warlord

see:

hehe

i once was blind but now i see

Walked about my house at night with a mirror "just in case". Scared me shitless. htf a mirror would help against that massive snake I dunno but spooky shit fucked me up

Can we discuss how rubbish Fantastic Beasts was?

I always love these troll tier lists

The first 3 movies were kino
The test were shit
Prove me wrong

All of them are kino besides 4

You're too retarded to spell "rest" correctly.
Your witness.

Word
Yates' vision for the films was fucking boring and lame

"No!"

>manufactured for profit and not art
>"kino"
they're all flicks much like the current capeshit trend

Lol get a load of these plebs. The Fourth one is literally the best film in the series. That part when Harry cries over the Cedric's body as the band plays on is one of the best scenes I have seen outside of a Hitchcock film.

You two faggots are hung up about the fact the Dumbledore raised his voice which was TOTALLY NOT THE REAL DUMBLEDORE. Who gives a fuck? Dumbledore is probably the worst character in HP universe. He's just an avatar for JK Rowling preaching

who played voldemort in the first movie? voice actor or face model?

>art of the deal
kek, that's a new one

None of your FUCKING business, retard.

3 is wandkino. 6 is dark romance kino. 7 is woodskino. 4 is mermaidkino and dragonkino. 1 and 2 are homealoneinawizardingworldkino 5 is nurseratchetkino. 8 is just shit.

>The Fourth one is literally the best film in the series
This.

>That part when Harry cries over the Cedric's body as the band plays on is one of the best scenes I have seen outside of a Hitchcock film.
AHAHAHAAHAHA

Objectively false, Goblet of Fire is easily the shittiest. Not surprised to see you redditors enjoy it though, its just like those shitty teen drama Twilight movies you liked so much

3 > 6 > 5 (power gap) > 1 > 7 > 2 > 4 > (power gap) 8

The same guy who played Quirrel was both the face model and voice of Voldemort I believe.

You have no arguments besides "haha" and "Reddit" which just shows your pleb nature even more.

3 > 1 > 2 > (power gap) 4 > 8 > 6 > ( bigger power gap) 4 > 7